HEY! WARNING - This is one of my first fics, and for you to read this you need to be like I was. Hyper/Bored..not one or the other, but BOTH! Yea for most of my writings I'm so high on sugar..so be ready for randomness...dun dun dun!
VEGETA'S THERAPY
CHARACTERS : VEGETA BULMA GOKU TRUNKS
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BOOM!
"AH! STUPID! DIE!"
SMACK-CRACKLE-POP! ZAP, If you haven't guess (which I don't think anyone would..) the gravity machine broke!
"I HATE THIS! AND THIS! AND THAT! AND THAT STUPID SQUIRREL!" Vegeta fired an energy blast.
BAM! Smoke clouded the sky.
"VEGETA!"
"STUPID WOMAN! I HATE YOU TOO!" He pointed over to the Gravity machine like a child. "NOTHING WORKS!"
"VEGETA." Bulma glared, "You're like a little kid!"
Vains popped out of Vegeta's head, "I am NOT!"
Goku flies in.."Hey you GUYS! Great day!" Goku smiled.
"DIE." Vegeta glared, while Goku still smiled.
Bulma smiled at Goku, "Well, it's nice to see that SOME people can be HAPPY!" Then she glared at Vegeta, "I think Vegeta could use some help!" She stomped inside.
Goku walked over to the scowling Vegeta. "SO" - "SHUT UP"
"HOW ARE" - "GET LOST"
"A" – "NO"
"E" – "NA"
Goku took a deep breath, "VegetaYouNeedToBeHappy!"
Vegeta turned and frowned deeper, "How about..."
Goku smiled.
"I kick you in the FACE!"
Goku still smiled stupidly.
Vegeta's face turned red, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!"
Still smiling Goku turned to walk into Capsule Corp.
"THAT'S MY HOUSE YOU PANSEY!" Vegeta roared.
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Mean while Trunks walked over to his dad with a smile.
"Hey dad can I -"
"I'll kill you." Vegeta stated while glaring.
"O.K. then!" Trunks turned and walked back to the house, while Goku walked out with a piece of paper and pencil.
"Hey Vegeta whats wrong with Trunks? He was muttering something about me being stronger then someone?"
Vegeta's eyes lit up, "What?"
"Oh NOTHING!" Goku sat on the burnt ground with his pen and paper.
He looked at the un-moving Vegeta, then at the paper to write, then at Vegeta, then down to write.
Vegeta's eyes twitched as he watched Goku look up and then down to write, then up, then down, then up, then - Vegeta reached out and smacked Goku in the HEAD!
"AH! What was that for?" Goku rubbed his head.
Vegeta smiled, "I feel better now." He slowly walked away.
"Vegeta wait!" Goku waved. "Don't you see that I'm taking notes on you?"
"Huh? Yes..yes I do." Vegeta ripped the paper out of his hand, "Let me see this!"
"No, Vegeta patients aren't allowed to see the notes."
Vegeta stared, "Patient?"
Goku smiled, "Yes I am your Therapist and those are the notes I took."
Vegeta cocked his eyebrow, "So what do you think you're Dr. Phil now? I DON'T think so!"
Goku pondered, "Well, I think - wait, No I don't."
"No, you really don't." Vegeta looked down at the paper, "What the? These aren't NOTES! They're just lines!"
Goku laughed"We'll I don't know how to write...but, the squiggley ones look kind of like your mood."
Vegeta crumpled the paper, reached out and smacked Goku in the head. "Now THAT'S therapy!"