Chapter 1: Peter Man is sad because Green Goblin Evil
Spider man was sad after Gwen Stacy's neck snapped.
So he said "why green goblin!?" and cried tears.
"BECAUSE I AM EVIL AND I LIKE KILLLING THINGS BECAUSE I AM GOOD AT IT AND YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED HER WITH YOUR MAGIC WEB THINGIES."
But Spidder Parker had an idea he would use science! (BTW spider Parker is like super good at science and stuff, he also made web shooty things so he could easily doo like anything he wanted with science which was good because it would make him less sad). So Spidy started work on a sciency potion that would make Gwen Stacy back to life.
Spider man carried Gwen Stacie's dead body beack to his place where he lived but so did Aunt May and Doctor Octopus because they were really in love and spider man first felt bad but then he later didn't because doctor octopus was niecr now and not as mean. Spidder Man had to hide the copse because he didn't want anyone to find it. Then he died science. The science was hard so it took him a long time but then he had to go out and do things so he left and saw some of his friends and said hi. Then when spider man came back he realized he forget to do his laundry so he did his laundry.
Spiderman also saw a movie with other people and that made him less sad. But still not happy. On the way back spider man saw batman and punched him bekuz DC sucks. Then when he was at his place where he lived he said,
"I must live up to my family name and do what has to be done. Full life consequences. Because that is my favorite fanfiction and John Freeman is Best Freeman."
Also spider parker had to make a sorting algorithm thing for a comp sci project so but he forgot how so he just did bogo sort because and said,
"bogo sort best sort". Said Spidder Parker.
Spidder Parker was also hungary so he decided I will eat a sandwich and he went to the sandwich store and bought a sandwich. It was at this sandwich shop that he met uther Spidder Parkers and they said you aer a clone and we are the real Spidder Parker. But Spidder Parker know that he was Spidder Parker so he punched them but then realized he dindt have a belly button and he was like. "I AM A CLONE!111!". Then Spidder Parker went home because he was sad. So Spidder Parker got on the computer and started typing things that were commands.
Then Peter Man typed in git push origin master because he was using VCS and stuff and he was 1337 H4x0r. Then Spidder Parker looked at the log thingies on git and saw that heavy from tf2 was beeting him in number of commits and also additions but not deletions so spider parker aws like I'll show u! So spider Parker started making changes to the code that made it better and also added lots of comments and the number of additions and also commits whent up and it made him happy so he dicided to go back to work on his sciency potion but he had to get more ingredients so he went to the store but the store didin't have the things he needed like radioactive sipiders so he remembered that his blood had radioactive spider stuff and he weas like "oh yeah I can use that" so he did.
After long time and not sleeping spider man made the thing that was a sciency potion but it didn't givfe spider man extra arms this time like before because he remembered and also he was giving it to Gwen Stacy but Gwen Statcy diden't git extra arms either.