Well crap. I know, there might be kids reading this, but that's how I feel. Y'see, I'm trapped in a universe where Star Trek is real. Yeah, that Star Trek. You might ask "Well, that's awesome! Why don't you like it?" Well, first off, I didn't come voluntarily, and secondly, it's a time of war. A big war. The Iconian war. If you haven't heard of the Iconians, I envy you. A few decades ago, in this universe and ours, Captain Picard found the homeworld of Iconia. There, the Enterprise almost fell victim to a virus that actually wasn't a virus, courtesy of the Iconians. While him and his crew were looking to fix the virus, he said that he didn't think that the Iconians were actually all that violent, and that all the 'lesser' races were jealous of their tech, so they banded together to destroy them. He was wrong. Very, VERY wrong. This is my story from when I came into this universe until now.
But first, you should know a few things about me. Normally, I'm a nineteen year-old slightly overweight male human still living with his parents. I said normally, because when I came into this universe, I took over the body and background of one of my characters- toons, as we say in this game- and now I'm a 30 year-old male Andorian, that I made for the game Star Trek Online (or STO for short), named Shras Shran. I know, corny name, but I got it from a name generator. Side note, did you know that Andorians have four genders? I learned about that a while back, before I came into this new universe. Anyway, back to the topic at hand.
I was playing a brand new Delta Toon (long story, just look it up) during a thunderstorm. I knew it was dangerous, but the storm was almost over, and I was about to get off the game and unplug my computer anyway. Well, lightning struck and knocked me out at the same time Shras was KO'd in-game. This is where my story begins.