Just some conversations me and my friends have had, yes we're mad and our conversations are slightly strange so what? Not use of real names
alligator
Dark: I'm an alligator. Fear me!
alligatornumber2
Dark: wouldn't it be great if when an alligator was hatching it sang 'I want to break free.'
Krad: a talking alligator we could sell it to the circus
Dark: yeah then I could live in a big house
mouse
Krad: (start moving her hands) I'm letting a mouse run over my hands
Dark: uh-huh
Krad: (claps then pauses) oh no I squished it
Dark: (looks at Krad like she's mad)
Krad: eww mouse guts (wipes hands on Dark)
Dark: I don't want it (wipes hands on Krad)
Krad: (wipes hands on Satoshi)
Satoshi: what are you doing?
Krad: wiping mouse guts on you
imaginarycellery
Krad: eat this
Satoshi: what is it?
Krad: imaginary celery
Satoshi: eww
Krad: ( shoves the imaginary celery down Satoshi's throat)
Satoshi: gack
Krad: opps (pulls celery out then looks at Satoshi in disgust) I don't want your drewl, take it back
Satoshi: I don't want it back
spoonbread
Daisuke: look spoon bread (puts a bit of bread on a spoon then drops it) oh no the spoon breads on the floor, don't worry I've got more (puts more bread on the spoon and starts to eat it
Krad: hey that's my spoon I don't want your slobber in my yogurt
Daisuke: ha ha slobber yogurt
CATCHTHESQUID
Dark: (points at Satoshi) Sato's dying what do we do?
Krad: I know (throws something at Satoshi) CATCH THE SQUID
squidconspiricy
Krad: the squids conspiring against me, it keeps taking my glasses and giving them to Daisuke
cupboarddrugs
Krad: (walks up to a cupboard) are you on drugs can I have some? (spots Daisuke and points at the cupboard) I don't want your drugs (walks off leaving Daisuke looking confused)
cabbagesandsneezes
Krad: (pokes Dark with a stick)
Dark: what was that for?
Krad: for stealing the…cabbages
Dark: excuse me?
Krad: I was about to sneeze
Dark: what's that got to do with cabbages?
Krad: if you say cabbages it stops you sneezing
warmhead
Satoshi: (pats Dark on the head) your head's warm
Dark: it's warm out here
Satoshi: (pats Krad on the head) your head's even warmer
Krad: i'm closer to the sun
belimicpencil
Krad: I have a belimic pencil
high
Satoshi: how are you?
Krad: high
quifhead
Satoshi: (pushes Krad) move it quif head
Daisukesacockneyaparently
Krad: apparently I talk better than my mum
Daisuke: yeah shine yer shoes govner?
Daisukesramblingtoherself
Daisuke: you're going to flush yourself down the toilet? thats insanity. no my friend its insanitry. But what if you choak on a rat on the way? well i guess that would be sewicide
Daisukesgonecockneyagain
Daisuke: arr i'm Daisuke top of the morning to you old bean
chickenandcucumber
Krad: ahhhhhhhhhh the chickens green
Daisuke: thats cucumber
Krad: ch...ch...chcucumber?