An evil so strong that everyone is forces to come together, fighting countries are now allies, crime bosses are now helping the poor, even the Akatsuki are helping... everyone must put aside their own feelings and work together.

P.S I'm sorry if I get Sannin and Sennin mixed up.

P.P.S This is just a small intro chapter.


Sannin Unite chapter 1 The Flashback


"No I will never work with him again, I will work with the Akatsuki you have hired, but not him!"

"Are you still angry about the whole rape thing?"

"Of course, and the fact that he killed the third and he tried to destroy Konoha."

"An ultimate evil is going to destroy everything, if we don't stop it now the whole world will be doomed!"

"Do you remember what happened on our last mission?"

"Oh come on, you might not have been able to sit down for a month at most, but at least he didn't try to steal your body."

"Either way he would still have been inside me."

"True, but it's been years, and I doubt he would want your body now, or want to rape you, you're so old."

"We're the same age!"

"This has nothing to do with me, you just never liked him, and you always thought that you were better than him."

"No I tried to be better, and he was my friend. Just think about the last mission and you will see why I don't want to work with him."


The last mission of the Sannin, one of the very few that they had ever failed. The frog and snake Sannin were trying to get the other one in danger, so that the he could be a hero. Orochimaru was sending wave after wave of snake minions, Tsunade using her strength to send the enemies into fissures, and Jiraiya was using his swamp of the underworld to trap other enemies.

"Why is there never just one enemy, who is super powerful, I'm just bored of fighting the lesser minions."

"Did I just hear the cold snake say that he's tired of fighting and in his case killing?"

"Well this getting old, I mean we've been fighting for a whole day, and our target is just out of reach, the people protecting him seem to be growing in numbers every time we move. Jiraiya initiate capture plan 7 now, Orochimaru cover Jiraiya, I'll take care of the rest."

Jiraiya used his spiky hair to curl into a ball, started to roll through the enemy masses, towards their target. Orochimaru stretched his arms out, making a sling-shot for Jiraiya. Tsunade made huge holes in the ground; soon most of the battle field was gone. The flying spiky ball of white hair known as Jiraiya landed next to their target, suddenly the hair expands and the target is gone, swallowed by the spiky hair.

"Target acquired, Orochimaru, start the cleanup method 6."

"HOHOAHAHAHA! Snakes swallow the pests." Thousands of large snakes flew out of the ground, eating all the remaining bodyguards.

"What did you do that for?"

"I felt like trying out a new technique."

"You can't just do what you want; this is a very important mission. Now it's getting late, we will question him in the morning, Jiraiya you get the first watch, I'll take the next and Orochimaru gets the last, the shifts will be 5 hours each. Good night. And Jiraiya don't try and peek, OR I'LL KILL YOU! Sweet dreams."

The night was cool; a light breeze was blowing, bright full moon, with few clouds, for most it would be a good night to be outside, but not for the prisoner.

His time with Jiraiya was not very peaceful. Jiraiya told him about every girl he had ever dated, seen, and told him about his ideas for a book series. Tsunade just gavehim the 'Death glare', not saying a word, the prisoner was too afraid to talk, it was five of the scariest hours of his life. He would have preferred the 'Death glare' to constant talking, because it was quiet. When Jiraiyas' fivehours were up, the prisoner was happy, when Tsunades' five were up he was relived, this was the last time he would feel any positive emotions.

"How do you feel about snakes?"

"Why?"

"Because that's how you're going to die."

"What are you talking about, you need me alive, and the big breasted hag would kill you if I died."

"I'm not afraid of her! No one can kill me, hahaha. I have nearly perfected immortality, and with you as my final test subject it will be complete!"

"You are twisted, and ugly, if your face like that for the interrogation, because it might work if there was more light, hahahaha- aaagh, what have you done to me?"

" 3...2...1..." (Bone snapping noises)
"You are now a lump, 80 percent of the bones in your body are fragments. You can't escape."



The next morning.

"Orochimaru wake up, the prisoner escaped! You fell asleep. Now we failed the mission." The frog master yelled.

"Shut up, I got all the infomation he had, and then I killed him."

"Wrong, he was with me the whole night, I couldn't trust him to either of you!"
Tsunade then explained how she had saved the mans life, found out Orochimaru's secrets and got the infomation.

"So the short version is that you tied the real one in that tree, and had a clone pretend to be him, and asked politely and he told you everything?"

"Mmmm... that's about it. Orochimaru, you are under arrest for acts of treason. Jiraiya capture method 2!"


Later in the Hokages office, Tsunade is giving her report.

"HELP ME - AAAAAA, he's trying to rape me!"

"Jiraiya clam down, what are you talking about?"

"He tried to rape me, I was forced to let him go, so now he's gone, but I am safe."

"WHAT! You let him go, that's it I'm leaving, I don't want to see you again. Good bye Hokage-sama.

And so the Sannin split up.


"Remember now, he tried to rape me and tried to kill that guy, he killed hundreds of innocents and he peeked at you all the time."
"The last one was you, well I guess you have a point, but everyone must work together, even the two of you, we need EVERYONE to work together to kill..."


Who do you think the ultimate evil is?

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