(BKN) This Story is adapted from the British Favorite Film "Monty Python And The Holy Grail"
(Bakura) Yay –waves flag-
(BKN) Ah yes, This Chapter is the credits which is shown at the start of the film lol
(B) –Blink-
(BKN) Here is the Disclaimer for the "ENTIRE" story so don't sue me, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Monty Python And The Holy Grail
(B) Don't sue or you'll be banished to the Shadow Realm hahahaha
(BKN) O.O Ok on with the insane story……………………Ni
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YU-GI-OH
AND THE HOLY GRAIL
Screenplay by
Yami
Bakura
Ryou
Jounouchi
Kaiba
Yugi
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00.01 TITLES ON BLACK B.G.
PYTHON (MONTY) PICTURES LTD
in association with
MICHAEL WHITE
presents
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MONTY PYTHON
and
THE HOLY GRAIL
then:
M0nti Pyth0n ik den H0lie Gralen
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Written and preformed by:
Yami
Bakura
Ryou
Jounouchi
Kaiba
Yugi
then:
R0tern nik Akten Di
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with
Isis
Anzu
Malik
Shizuka
Marik
Rebecca
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Wik
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Also appearing
Rex
Weevil
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Als0 wik
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Also also appearing
MARK ZYCOON ELSPETH CAMERON
MITSUKO FORSTATER SALLY JOHNSON
SANDY ROSE ROMILLY SQUIE
JONI FLNN ALISON WALKER
LORAINE WARD ANNA LANSKI
SALLY COOMBE VIVIENNE MACDONALD
YVONNE DICK DAPHNE DARLING
FIONA GORDON GLORIA GRAHAM
JUDY LAMS TRACY SNEDDON
SYLVIA TAYLOR JOYCE POLLNER
MARY ALLEN
then:
Als0 als0 wik
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Camera Operator HOWARD ATHERTON
Camera Focus JOHN WELLARD
Camera Assistant ROGER PRATT
Camera Grip RAY HALL
Chargehand Electrician TERRY HUNT
Lighting TELEFILM LIGHTING SERVICE LTD
ANDREW RICHIE AND SON LTD
TECHNICOLOR
Rosturm Cameraman KENT HOUSTON
then:
Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden thi yer?
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Sound Recordist GARTH MARSHALL
Sound Mixer HUGH STRAIN
Boom Swinger GODFREY KIRBY
Sound Maintenance PHILIP CHUBB
Sound Assistant ROBERT DOYLE
Dubbing Editor JOHN FOSTER
Assistant Editors JOHN MISTER, NICK GASTER,
ALEXANDER CAMPBELL ASKEW,
BRIAN PEACHEY, DANIELLE KOCHAVI
Sound Effects IAN CRAFFORD
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See the l0veli lakes
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Continuity PENNY EYLES
Accountant BRIAN BROCKWELL
Production Secretary CHRISTINE WATT
Property Buyer BRIAN WINTERBORN
Property Master TOM RAEBURN
Property Men ROY CANNON, CHARLIE TORBETT,
MIKE KENNEDY
Catering RON HELLARD LTD
Vehicles BUDGET RENT-A-CAR
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The W0nderful teleph0ne system
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Assistant Art Director PHILIP COWLAM
Construction Manager BILL HARMAN
Carpenters NOBBY CLARK, BOB DEVINE
Painter GRAHAM BULLOCK
Stagehand JIM N. SAVERY
Rigger ED SULLIVAN
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And mani interesting furry animals
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With special extra thanks to
Charlie Knode, Brian McNully, John Gledhill, Peter
Thompson, Sue Cable, Valerie Charlton, Drew Mara,
Sue Smith, Charlie Coulter, Iain Monaghan, Steve
Bennell, Bernard Belenger, Alpini McAlpine, Hugh
Boyle, Dave Taylor, Garry Cooper, Peter Saunders, Less
Sheppard, Vaughn Millard, Mamish MacInnes, Terry Mosaic,
Bawn O'Beirne Ranelagh.
Made entirely on location in Scotland at Doune Castle,
Castle Stalker, Killin, Glen Coe, Arnhall Castle,
Braklim falls, Sherroffmiur.
By Python (Monty) Pictures Ltd., 20, Fitzroy Square,
London W1 England.
And completed at Twickenham Film Studios, England.
Copyright (c) 1974 National Film Trustee Company Lt.
All Rights Reserved.
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The producers would like to thank the Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cawdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
Including the majestic m00se
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Songs
NEIL INNIS
Additional music
DEWOLFE
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A M00se once bit my sister ...
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Costume Designer
HAZEL PETHING
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No realli! She was Karving her initals on the m00se
with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given
by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst
Nordfink".
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We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
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Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...
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We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been
sacked have been sacked.
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Production Manager JULLIAN DOYLE
Assistant Director GERRY HARRISON
Special Effects JOHN HORTON
Choreography Aladdin
Fight Director & Jackie Chan
Period Consultant JOHN WALKER
Make-up Artists PEARL RASHBASS, PAM LUKE
Photography JULLIAN DOYLE
Animation Assistance LUCINDA COWELL, KATE HEPBURN
M00se Trained by TUTTE HERMSGERV0RDENBR0TB0RDA
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Lighting Cameraman TERRY BEDFORD
Special M00se Effects OLAF PROT
M00se Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
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Designer ROY SMITH
M00se Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's M00ses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
M00se trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
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Editor JOHN HACKNEY
M00ses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTORM-SLATER WALKER
Large m00se on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end,given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the
M00se suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
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The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, with it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.
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Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
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Producer
MARK FORSTARTER
Assisted by
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
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Directed by
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES
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(BKN) Well read and review and you'll get a big wet kiss from Bakura
(B) You WILL NOT!
(BKN) Quiet you…………….Ni