A/N: This is a collection of silly ideas that came into my head randomly. I don't know when the next update will be, or what it will contain. Please be aware that unless I specifically refer to an older portion, all of these are unrelated outside of the common thread that has to be here.

A/N Continued: Officially, these are all Harry Potter minifics. HOWEVER, many of these will cross over with other things. I will mark at the start which 'verses are blended in these cases. See #4 for an example.

A/N The Last: Ratings may vary by minific.

MINIFIC 1

Ginny drew her gun, and quietly loaded it with the special ammunition Hary had given her. The rest of her squad was out of commission, and it was too risky to use magic in her state. She smiled inwardly; it was a good thing Harry had taught her how to shoot.

There was a rustle of leaves behind her. She turned around as quickly as she could, and fired once - twice - three times.

Out fell Voldemort, covered in Blue Paint. By the rules of the game, he was dead.

"Ginny~!"

Harry fell out of a nearby tree, covered in Red Paint. "You got Voldemort? Awesome! We won!"

Voldemort stood up and brushed himself off. "Yes, well, I did get you, Potter. I can't believe I had to resort to such a muggle game to finally have 'killed' you."

Harry shrugged. "At least this way we can end the war without spilling any more blood, pure or otherwise. And you did sign a magical contract saying you would honor the end result."

Voldemort flushed. "Only because I thought Snape and the Malfoys would be on my team!" he yelled angrily.

MINIFIC 2

"What do you mean, an arranged marriage!"

Harry was, once again, in Professor Dumbledore's office. The old warlock only bowed his head shamefully.

"Harry, what you have to understand is that your Mother took 'The Power of Love' a little too literally."

Harry thought about what that could mean for a moment, then vomited.

"That's disgusting."

Dumbledore smiled sadly. "Well, at least she didn't take it that literally. So would you like for me to tell you who she is?"

Harry nodded slowly, bracing himself for the dreadful news that he would have to tell Ginny. Dumbledore did not meet Harry's eyes.

"It is Ginny Weasley."

"Great. Just great. Now I'll have to break up with Ginny to fill... the... wait, who?"

"Ginny Weasley." Dumbledore repeated.

MINIFIC 3

Remus Lupin was slowly backing away from Dumbledore's office's guard-goyles.

He backed into the Weasley Twins.

"What are you doing here?" asked Lupin.

"We decided to pay Filch a visit." "Seeing as how we owe him for helping us so much." "Why were you backing away from Dumbledore's Office?"

Before anyone could answer, Dumbledore came out of his office. He was blue, and slightly dazed.

The twins' jaws dropped. "You're a prankster?"

Lupin only nodded, enjoying the dazed and blue Dumbledore.

MINIFIC 4 (with Sailor Moon)

"Is it love again?" said Voldemort, his snake's face jeering. "Dumbledore favorite solution, love, which he claimed conquered death, though love did not stop him falling from the tower and breaking like and old waxwork? Love, which did not prevent me stamping out your Mudblood mother like a cockroach, Potter - and nobody seems to love you enough to run forward this time and take my curse. So what will stop you dying now when I strike?"

"SPIRAL MOON HEART ATTACK!"

Before anyone could react, a gigantic burst of pink light smashed into Voldemort.

"Lovely~!"

As his remains fell to the ground, he transformed into the shed skin of a snake. While the majority of the wizards and witches stood there dumbfounded, Harry just smirked.

"The Power of Love, when wielded by a sufficiently angry Magical Girl, is as strong as a tactical nuclear missile. Ponder that in the next life, Riddle."