Your Not So Ordinary Shopping Day

Disclaimer: DBZ is owned by Akira Toriyama, Charmed is owned by the people who made that show, Ryoko/Hoofamon/Kenyamom/Shinmon/Plague all belong to Ryoko-Pegasus, Aerro belongs to my friend Amanda code named 'Prue', Bree belongs to SailorBree, and Kat/Risika belong to me, Anime-Kat2002.

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU MOVE ONTO THE STORY!

Authoress Note: This was started at school one day and it drifted into a story. It had kept us entertained and busy during school. What happened was one of us three writers would take the book, write in it, and when we were finished, hand it to the next person. My friend Amanda aka Prue started it, handed it to me (Anime-Kat2002) and I then handed it to Ryoko-Pegasus. It is going up on my ff.net account cause neither of them have it. Well, Ryoko does but she doesn't really use it or something. I dunno, sometimes she confuses me. We hope you enjoy our story as we will continue to update it.

Now to explain how this is written. You will see this P/K/R during the story. The P stands for Prue, K stands for Kat, and R stands for Ryoko. That is so you will know who started writing where. ALSO the Prue in this story is the one that helped write this, not the one from "Charmed" and you will kinda see why in Part 2 cause Prue has a thing for Vegeta. (But she does look like the Prue from Charmed, I have no idea what she is doing but that's what she says so I have to put it down)

Plz R&R but most of all enjoy!

Part 1:

(P) Prue burst into Piper's room and held up a red, low cut, velvet shirt. "What about this one?" Piper looked up. "Um….Prue sweety were going to the mall not a Christmas party."Piper said laughing. "It don't look Christmasey does it? Prue asked holding the shirt up to get a closer look.

"Shopping here we come!" Phoebe said running in the room dressed in a white tube top with a butterfly printed on it and a white long skirt. "Phoebe," Prue said holding the shirt up so she could see it, "Does this shirt look ok?"

"Yeah….If your going to a Christmas party."

"Your no help Phoebs, I'll go put on another shirt and meet you guys downstairs." Prue said as she laid the shirt down on Piper's bed and walked out. "Was it something I said?" Phoebe said looking at Piper.

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As they pulled up into the parking lot (K) when they see a pink haired girl go running in front of their car. "Prue look out!" Piper yelled. Prue slammed on the brakes but it was too late, they done hit the young girl. They all got out o the car. Phoebe shook the girl. "Hey are you alright?" They girl sat up and shook her head. "I'll live, I've been hit by worser things." The girl stood up and dusted herself off. "Are you sure Miss uh…. What's your name?" Piper asked. "Yes I'm sure so quit asking. My name is Katherine but I like to be called Kat." The three nodded. Kat looked around. "I wonder where…" Kat started to say when a faint voice was heard. "KAT!" A young blue haired girl came running up. "Look what I found." She said holding up a cat.

"*gasp* Kit!" Phoebe shrieked and reached for the cat. The girl pulled the cat away from Phoebe's reach. "Bree's kitty Bree find." Kat sighed. "Give them the cat." Bree hugged the cat. "No!" Kat grabbed the cat's front legs and Bree grabbd the back legs and they started pulling back and forth. Bree lost her grip and when she let go, Kat flew backwards and threw the cat into the air. "KIT!" Prue, Piper, and Phoebe screamed.

~Airplane~

"You can have the sandwhich when cat's fly" the Piliot said. Suddenly a cat hits the windsheild of the plane. The piliot hands his co-piliot the sandwhich. "Meow?"

~On the ground~

Kat loads her rocket launcher and aims at the plane. "Don't worry, I'll save your cat." Kat said as she fired a rocket. The rocket hits one of the plane wings.

~Airplane~

"Houston we have a destroyed wind and a cat on the windsheild we are going down."

~On the ground~

Bree ran out into parking lot, catching the scorched Kit. She handed her over to Phoebe.

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(R:) "Why couldn't I drive?" asked a tall teenage boy with long sky blue hair. (ß This person being Hoofamon) "Because you don't know how to." Replied a pink haired girl with yellow fox ears and tail tipped in white. (ß This is Ryoko) "Plus your driving sucks ass. You're the only person I know who's managed to total a parked car." Growled a Red eyed girl with spiky aqua green hair.(ß This person would be Plague)

"Plauge watch your language." said a blonde haired girl with the same sky blue eyes as the blue

haired boy. (ß This is Kenyamon, Hoofamon's half sister)Plague shot a death glare at her.

"Shinmon, did you bring the chainsaw?" Plague asked a white-haired teenage boy with deep black eyes. (The boy with white hair is Shinmon of course)

"Sorry I left it at the house." Shinmon answered."DAMMIT!" Plague cursed

"Thats my chainsaw anyway. You stole it! Crap, I need to buy a new safe since you blasted a hole

in it with that dumb army tank of yours!" said the fox girl."I don't see your name on it, Ryoko." Plague sneered."Its there trust me." said Ryoko."Hey Kenyamon," said the blue-haired boy, "is that a plane crashing?" he said pointing to the plane that was rapidly losing altitude. Kenyamon shilded her eyes from the sun."Yup." she said the plane disappeared from view and a large explosion was heard as a huge mushroom cloud of flames appeared in the sky. (Ryoko's authoress note:FIRE!)"ALIENS!!! HELL FAR!!!!" Plague shouted, reaching for her guitar, only to discover that she had left it in the car.

"SHIT, I need to get back to the car!" she shouted, running back toward the mustang. Ryoko

grabbed the back of her shirt and dragged her back."You can live with out it. I hope no one was hurt." Ryoko said."HOOFAMON WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Kenyamon demanded, grabbing her half-brother by his coat collar and shaking him violently."I didn't do anything!" Hoofamon protested."It's those damn terrarists!" plague growled. "I'll kill every last one of 'em!"

Hoofamon slowly moved away from her then he spotted Prue, Piper, Phoebe, Kat and Bree.

"Hey girls!" He said. He spotted Kat and got a look of terror on his face. "Oh schist, a cat." Plague eyed the group of girls irritally."Who the hell are you?" She demanded. You'd better not be Alien's, Terriorists, or Dutch!""Plague!" Ryoko warned stomping on her foot. Plague yelped in pain."Sorry about Plague, she does whatever the voices inside of her head tell her to," Ryoko said."I'm Ryoko. This is Hoofamon, Kenyamon, Shinmon, and Plague."

(K) "Bree snickered as Ryoko stepped on Plagues foot. Kat elbowed her in the side. "My name is

Kat, and this is my friend Bree."

"And I am Prue Halliwell and these are my little sisters Piper and Phoebe." Prue said pointing

them out. Phoebe held up the smoking cat. "And this was our cat, Kit." Plague blinked a few

times, Hoofamon inched away from her and Kat."Why don't we go into the mall and eat together?" Asked Piper. Everyone jumped for joy.

~Chinese resturant~

They were all seated and their orders were taken. as they started their meal they heard the

shouting of the manager.

"Yo! You can't leave!"

"........." (ß You can't hear him cause he's not yelling)

"No! you eat everything on your plate!"

"......."

"No leave and come back late! You pay now!"

"............."

"Sir! Sir! Sir! The all you can eat buffet don't mean you eat it all! save some for the other

customers!"

"....."

"And your supposed to eat the fortune cookie." *short pause* No! Not the fortune, the cookie! You

have to take the fortune out first!"

"........."

"You sit down now!"

".........."

"NO! Now! Or I make you pay for three cause your fat A$$ takes up two more seats!"

"Gee I wonder who was getting yelled at?" Kenyamon said. Kat looked around the people to see the

manager yelling at someone with black spikey hair.

"*Gasp* Could it be?" Kat said, still watching."What?" asked Prue, Kat smiled and yelled. "Oh,Goku!" The man turned around and his face went

pale. "Get over here!" Kat yelled Goku got up and move over to their table."

(P) As Kat glomped Goku Piper looked over at Phoebe "Doesn't he look fimiliar?" Piper said

watching the kinda funny scene. "PILE UP, EVERYONE ON GOKU!"

Ryoko said jumping on Kat who was still on top of Goku. The room became black and a man stepped out onto what looked like a wrestling ring. Plague jumped up."STUPID TERRORIST DUTCHEN!!"

"Lets get ready t......." Plague jumped up and tackled the man as the others sat wide eyed.

"Was he even Dutch?" Hoofamon said confused."Shut up maggot," Kat growled." GO PLAGUE!" she said jumping up and down."DIE DUTCHEN, DIE!" Plague screamed.

"Remind me not to make her mad." Goku said in shock."She's gone Mad!" Ryoko said screaming over the rucus."I wanna play!" Kat said running towards Plague. "Hold on Plague, I'm commin!"

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A while later in "Some big boobed lady store." As Goku put it. "Can we leave now?" Goku said in embarrassment, face still red from the time they came in. "N......" A loud exposion was heard

from the other side of the mall.(R) Goku stiffered. "I feel a disturbance in the force." He said.

Kat and the others came running in the store."RUN AWAY!" Kat screamed as they all ran passed them."Whats going on?" Piper asked. Ryoko turned around "Kat made a robot!" she yelled.

"Oh schist!" Hoofamon said. Plague's fingers twitched. "Robot.........Destruction........WORLD DOMINATION!!!" she laughed psychotically and everyone looked at her. ".......What?"

"Nothing, lets just get the hail out of her." Kenyamon said."Hang on, we need to stop this thing before it kills innocent people," Ryoko said. She looked at Goku. "Goku, blow it up." Goku's eyes widened and he pointed to himself."Why me?" He asked."If you can kick Majin Buu's ass, then surley you could kill a damn robot." Plague growled."She's got a point there." Prue said. Kat took out her rocket launcher and Bree took out her tranqulizer. Plague pulled out a bazooka from Kami knows wher. Shinmon looked at her."Where did you get that?" He asked."Plot device, Mr. Frodo," Plague responded cocking her gun, "Plot device."

"Lock and load!" Bree shouted."Lets go get 'em!" Kat said. The three crazy girls did a Charlie's Angels' pose and everyone sweat dropped."This is gonna be bad." Piper said "Yep." Phoebe replied."Meow." Kit meowed.

(P) Kat, Plague, Bree chargede at the robot and the others not to far behind."Ok Goku, Go for it!" Plague said crouched in an army stance with her eyes closed tightly."PLAGUE!" Everyone yelled at once. She opened her eyes to see the robots foot stopped in mid-air,Piper froze time.

"....uh......" Plague said startled. "your welcome." Piper said terrified."Time to die robot!" Bree said holding up her wepon. Then the robot un froze and Ryoko screamed.The robot came straight towards he, it rose its foot and as soon as it came down a long hair'd guy came flying in and saved her."Who's that, he's yummy!" Phoebe said with delight."Trunks?" Kat said kinda confused.

(R) Ryoko blushed. Trunks landed and sat her down."Are you alright?" Prue asked, Ryoko nodded."What kind of componets does these things have?" Hoofamon asked. Kat loaded her launcher." American componets, Russian componets, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!" She yelled as she shot a rocket at the robot, destroying it. The whole mall shook as the robot exploded. There was a big crater in the middle of the mall. "YAY! Kat saved us!" Bree yelled. Everyone dusted themselves off. "Yeah, barley." Trunks said. Goku snickered. "Like you two did anything to save us." Plague said. Everyone else laughed as Trunks and Goku made embarrassed faces.

Ryoko twitched her tail herromsly and looked at her feet. "Trunks saved me." She said shyly.

Everyone looked at her."Well, She's got a point." Kenyamon said. Plague rolled her eyes.

"Goku didn't do anything." She snorted.

"You didn't give me a chance to. Besides you guys were doing okay on your own." Goku said.

"WE WERE NEARLY SQUASHED!!!!" Plague screeched. Ryoko looked up at her.

"That's enough." She said evenly. Plague growled and leaned back against the wall sulkily.

Hoofamon was studing the crater."Hoofamon." Shinmon said. He paid no attention. "Hoofamon," Shinmon repeted."HEY STUPID!!!" Kenyamon shouted, Hoofamon looked up."What?" He asked, Slightly annoyed."Hey, it worked!" Kat exclaimed."Did you check on Eikichi today?" Kenyamon asked. Hoofamon paled.(Ryoko's authoress note: Eikichi is my new kitty ^^ )

"I did." Ryoko said."Well, should we continue shopping?" Phoebe asked.

"What kind of quesion is that? Of course we should keep shopping!" Prue cried happily.

"What about the $3 bilion worth of damage we caused?" Piper asked.

"Let them deal with it, its not our problem." Kat said waving her head dismisfully, refering to

the people who ran the mall. Ryoko hesitantly walked up to Trunks."Excuse me, Trunks?" She asked. He looked down at her."Yeah." He said. Ryoko shifted nervously."Thank you for saving me." She said quietly. Trunks smiled warmly at her and blushed."You're welcome." He responded. Ryoko felt her face grow hot and scampered over to Hoofamon,Kenyamon, and Shinmon. "Let's go shopping!" Bree said "BOOKSTORE!" Ryoko and Kenyamon shouted simoutomeously.

(P) As Ryoko, Kenyamon, Goku, Piper, and Phoebe went into the bookstore, Prue, kat, Bree, Plague,and everyone else went into the hunting store."Ohhhh I'm.......I'm.....in HEAVEN!" Kat screamed."Yeah thats what I said." A girl with black hair with red streaks wearing a camoflage suit turned around.

"Hey what about this Gu........" Prue dropped the gun which made it go off and the bullet went

straight over the mans head, he glared at Prue."Aerro?" Prue said happily."Hey what have you been into?" Aerro said giving Prue a hug."Notta lot, Have you blew up anything lately?"

Kat, Bree, and Plague stared at Aerro suspicially. (Prue's authoress note: Aerro was inspired by Kat and Bree, the same as Plague. Just not as crazy as those two)

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"Where'd Prue go?" Phoebe asked looking at Piper who was looking at a cooking book.

"She's with Kat, Bree, and Plague, and........The rest of them. Someone has to stay with them."

"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" They all turned around to see Aerro standing there with a granade. They all looked at her in shock. "Boy, whats wrong with those people?" she asked pointing.

"She said the same thing when I caught her with a bird in her mouth." Prue said trying to explain

her."You eat birds?" Trunks said "HE SPEAKS!" Phobe said loudly."Yeah.....so?" He said looking at Phoebe said strangely."No..." Prue said bluntly."But you just said....whatever." Piper said.

(K) Plague looked over at Aerro strangely."Your not Dutch are you?" Every one looked at each other.Aerro shook her head no. "Good!" Plague said happily. "We've seen you before!" Kat exclaimed. Everyone gave her a strange look. Bree dug into her pocket and pulled out a piece of paper and she handed it to Kat. Goku looked over her sholder and read it. "F.B.I's most wanted! Why are you keeping that?!" He asked."So if anyone gets the top spot we'll know and we can get our spot back." Bree said as Kat skimmed the paper and read aloud."Number 1 onthe F.B.I's Most Wanted list is Me and Bree, Third is Plague and there is Aerro at number five!"

"Thats where we've seen ya!" Bree squealed. Everyone sweat dropped."Let's go find explosives!" Plague said. Kat, Bree and Aerro followed her to the explosive section of the store. Prue looked at Goku and Goku looked back. "How do you live with them?!" She screamed, he shrugged. They heard a little girl scream and they looked around Goku had a wide eye look on his face.

"What was that?" Hoofamon asked."It's Risika!" Goku yelled and ran out of the store.

"Who's Risika?" Piper asked."His ten year old daughter." Ryoko said.

Goku came back in holding the hand of a little girl with brown hair, purple eyes, and wearing a backwards purple hat and she was crying. Phoebe bent down to the little girls eye level. "Awww..whats wrong?" Risika looked at her. "Someone named Belthazor scared me.""Belthazor?!" Prue, Piper, and Phoebe yelled. (Kat's authoress note: Belthazar is a demon on "Charmed")Kat and the other three lunatics walked back in. "Some dude named Belthazor is killing people." Bree said."Just as long as he doesn't destroy the hunting store........" Before Kat could finish the hunting store expoded. Kat, Bree, Plague, and Aerro growled. Risika clung to Goku's leg.

(R) "DAMN TERRORIST!!" Plague shouted cocking her gun."Oh, Kami!" Hoofamon said in a small voice. Ryoko raised an eyebrow. "Where did you get that?" She asked."I stole it." Plague answered."Accidently on purpose." Bree added, Ryoko sweat dropped."As soon as this is over, you're returning it to the store." She said."What store?" Plague asked. Everyone looked at her wierd and she attempted to smile sweetly but it turned out looking scary and psychotic. "I couldn't resist mate." She said."What..the crap?" Kat asked.

"Pirates of the Caribbean," Shinmon stated. "It's a quote from Captan Jack Sparrow."

"Riiiiiiiiight..." Bree said."Ok there's a freak running around killing innocent people," Ryoko stated thoughtfully. "Doesanyone have any ideas on how to defeat him?""BLOW HIM UP!!!" Plague, Kat, Aerro, and Bree chimed."Something less violent." Kenyamon said.

(P) "Oh....my....god." Phoebe said quietly.

"Oh I have an idea," Prue said. "Kat, Bree, Plague and Aerro could distract Belthazor by shooting

him, while me, Piper, and Phoebe makes the poition to vanquish him."

"That sounds like a good idea to me!" Plague exclaimed."The only reason you want to do it is because you get to shoot some one." Aerro said rolling her

eyes."Oh shut up." Plague said sarcastically."Theres only one thing, you gotta get him down because Piper's gotta get some of his flesh." They all look at each other in disgust.

"WHY ME!?" Piper said."Because I said, but we need to hurry, lets go." They all followed Prue out of the bookstore."Where'd he go?" Ryoko said looking at Prue."He must have shimmered out." Piper said looking in store's.(Prue's authoress note: Shimmered is like teleporting around)

"We just can't let him go." Phoebe said. They all hear a growling sound behind them. They all

slowly turn around and see a red demon with black markings standing there snarling at them.

"It's the man in my dreams!" Aerro said. They all look strangely at her as he throws a fire ball

at Risika.

"AHHH!" Risika screamed as Goku pushed her out of the way just in time for the fire ball to hit a

manaquin."You should pick on someone your own size!" Prue yelled as she telekineticly sent him flying through the air."READY AIM FIRE!" Kat shouted shooting at the flying demon.

"PIPER NOW!" Prue said. Piper ran over and cut some of belthazors flesh."Got it." She said running back.

(K) "Good!" Prue said. She turned to the others. "you guys keep belthazor here don't let him leave

at all costs." They nodded. Prue looked to her sisters, "LEO!" She yelled. There was a blue flash

of lights and there was a man. "Leo we need you to orb us to our house." Piper said as her, Phoebe, and Prue grabbed hold of Leo. He nodded and they left.

"Let's blow his ass up!" Kat yelled as he fired a few more rockets at Belthazor. He dogded them

all and shimmered in front of Kat."OH SHIT!" She said as Belthazor picked her up and threw her into one of the stores."KAT!" Bree yelled. But before she could do anything Belthazorshimmered again and picked up Breeand Plague and threw them at Aerro. The three girls went flying into another store. Goku growled."Risika, go and hide." Goku said as Belthazor started to slowly walk towards him."But dad..." Risika started to protest.Goku looked at her. "GO!" He barked. Risika slumped back a little. She nodded and ran to the store that Kat was thrown in.

Belthazor stood a few feet from Goku. Belthazor started attacking Goku with punches and kicks.

Goku blocked and attacked Belthazor.Leo orbed back in with Prue, Piper, and Phoebe. "Oh this is not good." Piper said looking around.

Ryoko came out of one of the stores carrying an unconcious Plague, Shinmon was carrying an

unconcious Bree, and Kenyamon was carrying an unconcious Aerro."These three are knocked out." Ryoko said. "But where's Kat?" Prue asked."And Risika?" Phoebe added.

Hoofamon pointed to another store. "That guy threw Kat in there. Goku told Risika to hide and she ran in there."

Goku landed in front of the Charmed Ones and they jumped, Goku sat up."Alright Goku just get Belthazor back to us and we'll throw this vile at him." Prue said. Goku gave her a nod and attacked Belthazor again.

*~*~*~*~

Risika was shaking Kat. "Come on Kat wake up, for once we need you for something." Kat just

groaned.

*~*~*~*~

Goku finally got Belthazor back facing the Charmed Ones, Prue Threw the vile that had some

strange liquid in it and it hit him. Belthazor screamed. Before he became fully vanquished he

threw a blast a Goku. Goku was caught off guard and the blast hit him in the head. He went flying

into the same store Kat and Risika was in.

"Goku!" Piper yelled.

*~*~*~*~

Kat sat up and rubbed her head "*Growl* When I get mt rocket launcher I'm so gonna grill his

ass." Risika helped Kat up.

"Goku!" They heard Piper scream. Kat looked outside the store.

"Get down!" She said as she ducked forcing Risika to duck as well. Goku flew past them and into a shelf he fell to the floor. The shelf rocked back and forth until it fell on top of Goku.

END PART 1

Anime: Hope you guys enjoyed this.

Prue: Yep, part 2 is almost done.

Ryoko: _ Unless you count the typing….then we are far away from done.

Anime and Prue: U_U

Anime, Prue, and Ryoko: Please R&R!