Mantineus-Please, if anyone is interested, just ask me and I may let you draw it as a comic and I'll work and give you a better script.
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Nurse Joy: One, two, three! here we go! Bedlam, bedlam! Ho, ho, ho!
Two orderlies and two patients march behind her. One orderly was tall and could be described as a bug, where as the other was shorter and intellectually insane(1). The patients were Ash and Barry.
Orderlies and Patients: Ring-ding-ding, rum-bum-bum riki-tiki daba daba dum bum bum. Ring-ding-ding, rum-bum-bum, riki-tiki daba daba dum bum bum, ring-ding-ding, rum-bum-bum, riki-tiki daba dab dum bum bum
They sound like drums, even making the motions with their hands as they march from their asylum to Bedlam, the worst asylum in the world. Never breaking, they continue drumming the entire way.
Nurse Joy knocks on Bedlam's door, a giant, monolith that just looks the stuff of nightmares. A blonde receptionist with red lipstick answers.
Receptionist: Knock, knock, knock! Come right in! You're the people from the loony bin!
Orderlies and Patients: (In the background) Ring-ding-ding, rum-bum-bum, riki-tiki daba daba dum bum bum(continuos)
The receptionist and Nurse Joy salute and Joy marches back to the loony bin without the orderlies, whereas the receptionist leads the marching loonies. Just then an old, gray-haired, balding doctor comes up to them.
Doctor: How'd you guys get here so soon? Did you spot my toy balloon?
No one answered him(they keep drumming). Looking dejected, he then half-heartedly waves them along to follow him. He leads them to the fitting room where they shall be fitted for their straightjackets.
The room itself is small and disgusting, brown spots dot the white padded walls. Four nice young men in clean, white coats seem to come out of nowhere and measure them. They leave the still drumming drummers and return with straigtjackets.
Orderly 1(Tall, insect-like one): Please don't make the straps too snug. I've always been a fragile bug.
The orderly and patients are then rejoined by their comrade in their drumming, this time, however, they are not doing the motions due to their jackets. After a while, the other orderly speaks up.
Orderly 2: Must we march? Can't we ride? I've got my horse parked right outside!
They drummed as one again, marching towards their padded cells when Ash spoke out.
Ash: (Looking at the Doctor) Glad to see that we're on time, but must you always speak in rhyme?
His question was left unanswered, for the doctor knew he was schizophrenic and his attention was mostly on trying to find his baloon. The patients continued on with their vocal drumming.
Barry was the first to be separated from the group. He was gently placed into the cell, but before the door closed he spoke out, looking at the marching in place loonies and the doctor.
Barry: Lock the door and hide the key, 'cause if I get loose, you won't catch me!
The door was slammed in his face.
The drumming continued until they were all separated into different padded cells. They panted, but because they were right next to each other, it sounded louder.
1) The orderlies are(in numerical order) Number 1 is me and Number 2 is my friend Mitchell because out of all my friends it is just him that I could see myself marching into Bedlam with. XD