A/N: Yo 'sup. This is a one shot crackfic. Hope you enjoy! :P
Indiana Jones
How it could've gone wrong
"Don't open your eyes! If you do, the ark will kill you!" Indiana Jones screamed.
Then out of the mess of Germans someone said. "Oh cool! A naked lady!"
"Where is she?" Indiana Jones asked said opening his eyes. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
The End