A/N: Hello people, this is the yellow neko along with the orange neko bringing you this... story. We apologize in advance for our attempts at any accent in this story and spelling/grammar mistakes.

ON: Hey! Why are you first!

YN: Because I'm the one typing now.

ON: XP That's not fair, I came up with this story!

YN: Well I'm the oldest and we get the most privileges! Isn't that right China?

China: She's right aru!

*Yellow neko get slapped in the back of the head by Orange neko and China gets slapped by America.*

Yn & China: Oww!

ON: Wait when did you yet here?

America: Well I'm the hero so I'm allowed to be anywhere.

ON, YN, & China: ...

*Orange neko wispers to Yellow neko*: This is how the world sees us.

America: What was that?

YN & ON: Oh nothing.

China: Well Yellow neko brought me here to prove a point aru.

YN: And because you're awesome and adorable! *glomps*

ON: Ok, I think we've kept them waiting long enough. I applaud the people who actually read through this.

Chapter 1

The time was World War II and Germany, Italy, and Japan were training. Italy and Germany were running laps, Japan had already finished so he was sitting in the grass with a kitty. Italy was running slowly behind Germany who wasn't happy.

"Italy, zat pace is never going to cut it. You're not going to lunch until finish your laps." Germany yelled at him. Then, Italy started to faster and past Germany. 'Amazing, it's as if he's soully motivated by food or ze prospect of wvomen.' Germany thought before Italy "saw" Brittan coming and started sprinting away.

"Wvere are you going? Zis is no time to skip up out on training!" Germany yelled.

"BRITTAN IS GOING TO GET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Italy screamed, running away in fear.

"Italy, for crying out loud, you need to learn to run zis fast wvhen you're not in retreat!" As Germany chased after Italy, Japan randomly started explain how Italians ran faster when they saw the British coming to a random spot in the air.

"So it was proven true that Itarian tanks are able to retreat at 60 mire a week, but are somehow abre to retreat at 60 mire a day when they see the British coming."

"Wve're done with our training for today. COME BACK!" Germany shouted at Japan while he continued to chase down Italy.

After being lectured by Germany, Italy went home, feeling down. 'Germany sure was mad today.' Italy thought as he trudged into his house. 'No matter what I do, he always seems to yell at me. Maybe if I was stronger, Mr. Germany wouldn't be so angry at me all the time.' Then he made some pasta, sang, ate, and then went to bed. (Like an Italian!)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Italy screamed when he discovered an egg in his bed the next morning that had the colors of his flag painted on it. He picked it up and started flailing his arms around in a panic.

"Did I lay an egg? How did this happen, I thought only girls had babies! An egg is a baby right? Why did it happen to me then!" Italy stopped and seemed to think for a moment before he ran out the door.

"GEERRRRMMMAAAAAANNNNYYYYYYY!"

It was a seemingly peaceful morning, Germany was working on his new blueprints for his new Einstossflammenwerfer 46 flamethrower against the Allies and Italy hadn't bothered him yet. Maybe he would actually be able to fini-

"GERMANY! HELP ME!"

Nevermind.

Germany opened his door to see a cowering Italy with an angry Switzerland behind him ready to shoot. Germany grabbed Italy and pulled in inside before he could get shot. After a couple gunshots were heard, Germany looked through the blinds of his window to see Switzerland curse to himself and walk away.

He sighed, turned around, and proceeded to scold the Italian. "Vat have I told you about going on Svitzerland's territory? You know how he gets."

"WAH, I'M SORRY GERMANY BUT THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED TO ME. FIRST I WAS DREAMING ABOUT SWIMMING IN A LARGE SEA OF PASTA THEN I WOKE UP AND SAW THIS EGG ON MY BED AND I HAD NO IDEA HOW IT GOT THERE SO I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT IT QUICKLY SO I RAN HERE AS FAST AS I COULD AND SWITZERLAND STARTED TO CHASE ME WITH A GUN AND-"

"Alright, zat's enough. You can stop with the whining and talk slower so I can understand you. Now, vhere is this egg zat you are talking about?"

Italy pulled the egg out of his front pocket and let it sit on his palm. Luckily it was unharmed from the chaotic trip.

"Vell, where is this egg you're talking about Italy."

Italy looked confused and waved the egg in front of Germany's face. "What? Can't you see it?"

"This is no time for jokes Italy, I'm very busy right now. Now go back home and get ready for today's training. You vill be running extra laps today for interrupting me again wvithout un reason." Germany pushed Italy out of his house and slammed the door, leaving Italy sad and confused. He stared at the egg in his hand.

"Why couldn't Mr. Germany see you? Maybe he's just tired, he seemed pretty busy. I guess I'll ask Japan about it."

A/N: Okay, so we'd like some feed back from you guys, and flames you send in will just be used to make smores.

America: With chocolate!

ON: Of course! Smores always have chocolate.

*Both high-five eachother.*

YN & China: ...

YN: That is very true.

China: Can you please stop hugging me now?

YN: Never!

China: Aiya...