All characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. But, you already knew that, didn't you?
Entry 1: Deidara
Dear Diary,
This morning, I woke up to find Tobi going through my things. He claimed that he was making sure that I wasn't a girl. I blew him up. I only wish that he wasn't the main antagonist in this story and that he wasn't protected by the stupid plot shield... anyway, after that, I went online to read the new Naruto chapter, like I do every Saturday. And guess what I saw? I saw that IDIOT sand sibling playing around with SASORI'S BODY! I will admit that it made me jealous... Waitwaitwait, not LIKE THAT! NO WAY! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I'M GAY! I SHOULD BLOW YOU UP!... No, that would be bad. Then I would have nothing to do. Being dead sucks, I'm not gonna lie. All you do is sit all day... and what's worse, Is that TOBI CAN FRICKING COME AND GO WHENEVER HE WANTS! WHY THE HELL CAN HE TRAVEL TO THIS PLACE AND NOT BE DEAD?! IT ISN'T FAIR!!! Anyways, Tobi, if you're reading this... YOU CAN GO F*** YOURSELF!!
Sincerely,
Deidara
TOBI WAS HERE AND TOBI IS A GOOD BOY AND NOT MADARA UCHIHA
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a/n: Ha ha, I am just really bored... I hope you like my works of boredom to come~!