Hello! StormyFictioners are at it again! We wanted to try out a family fic with different Au's. So, what would a family of the Sans's be like with UnderTale Sans as the big brother, UnderFell Sans as the teenager, and UnderSwap Sans as the baby? we will have other characters such as UnderFell Papyrus, UnderSwap Papyrus, Gaster, Grillby, Muffet, and others.

Me, Myself, and I

Universe:

Undertale Outside of the underground [not explained]

Characters:

UnderTale Sans: Classic

UnderFell Sans: Red

UnderSwap Sans: Blue

UnderFell Papyrus: Edge

Summery: Single parent Classic is working a dead end job at Muffet's Cafe working all hours of the day trying to provide for his younger brother Red along with his baby, Blue. However, Red doesn't have it easy either without the money for a babysitter Red cares for Blue and even got the school to allow him to bring baby Blue with him to class. Join us for the struggles of raising a child and finding romance. RedXEdge, GasterXGrillbyXClassic. {Rated: T for slight themes. Rated R scenes will be marked when needed}

Chapter 1: My Baby

Classic sighed walking home at 1 A.M. work had went longer than normal tonight and he was late he just hoped Red had put Blue to sleep his magic rolled inside him with unease. Or maybe he was just pent up... He turned to their ratty apartment and drug himself up the stairs the rings under his eyes prominent.

Red was asleep on the couch. A textbook slowly sliding out of his grip. The light was on and through the baby monitor you could hear Blue's soft snores.

Classic smiled and took the book bookmarking it and putting it away using magic to help him carry Red to bed and tucked him in kissing his temple

Red blinked up at him mumbling "you're late..."

"Sorry bro... Had a late shift... Thanks for putting Blue to bed... I'll refill the bottles tonight and clean up a bit. Did you eat?'

Red nodded his eyes closing "...pasta in the fridge... Blue squished one. Think he liked it."

"He's at the age to like squishy stuff" he chuckled and kissed his skull "goodnight love you" he said and left him to go pump and refill the bottles thanking every god he was a skeleton monster that could manipulate his body.

Red groaned at his alarm rolling over to hit it off only for Blue to start crying loudly. With a groan Red got up going to the crib and picking up the crying baby. Bouncing lightly he cooed walking to the fridge getting a bottle and some cereal fixed. Red chuckled at the doe eyed snotty baby sitting him in his seat and handing him the bottle.

Blue was old enough to want to hold the bottle himself and Red was grateful for that. While eating his cereal Red packed their lunch, a quick sandwich for him and the bottles Classic made last night. Turning to Blue just sucking air Red chuckled taking the bottle and picking up the fuzzy baby. Walking while he burped Blue Red went back to their room.

"I'm thinking space today kiddo, what do you think?" Blue just giggled squirming back. Red grinned pulling the outfit out along with a spare. Changing the baby was a small trouble but Red had learned to tickle Blue into consent. Chuckling Red gathered their bags and put Blue in his front facing baby carrier.

Creaking open the door Red sneaked over to Classic's sleeping form. Giving him a kiss Red directed Blue to do the same. Classic smiled a bit in his sleep his clock would ring in 30 more minutes. Then they were off. Walking briskly to the school. They were going to be late, but Red had already discussed this issue with his teachers. A baby wasn't always a timely thing. "You gonna be good in my classes ya little monster?" Blue beamed up to Red giggling. "Yeah I figured that much. Good thing your cute or they probably wouldn't allow it."

Edge was sitting in class 'conveniently' the seat next to him was open and so was enough space for Red and the baby. He claimed it was so he could cheat off his tests but Edge was smart enough to pass with a B average on his own

Red walked in nodding to the teacher and making his way to his seat. Giving Edge a small smile Red watched as Blue coo and giggle at the other skeleton. Getting out his book Red chuckled whispering "yeah that's the Edgelord. You like him since he gave you candy to suck on hmm?"

Edge chuckled and pet the fuzzy skeleton

Blue giggled grinning and grabbing one of Edge's fingers.

Red smiled turning to Edge asking quietly "would you... Would you like to hold him?" Red had never let someone hold little Blue besides himself, but Edge had only been nice to them.

Edge blushed "I would love to" he whispered back

Red smiled passing Blue over. He seemed overjoyed with the new seating arrangement investigating Edge and his desk.

Red chuckled quickly taking his free of baby time to write down assignments and do some homework.

Edge bounced him a bit "who's the fuzziest baby? You are!" he cooed it was quite a sight to see the big bad Edge playing with a baby.

Red snickered snapping a picture quickly saving it and setting it as his wallpaper. Red was about to comment when the bell rang. Blue teared up ready to wail out at the loud noise. Red quickly scooped him up rocking him and cooing "aw baby Blue that loud bell scare ya? Don't worry big brother Red gotcha."

Edge was almost angst when the baby was taken "oh the bell scare him again huh?" He said helping Red pack his stuff "he may need like a noise blocking helmet..."

Red nodded "I'm been thinking about it, but ya know money. Oh thanks." Red blushed lightly at Edge's help.

Edge frowned "I could buy the helmet" he said suddenly then turned bright red "uh it's the least I can do since I cheat off your homework and pack the baby with sugar"

Red chuckled shaking his head "nah you got more important things to spend your money on. Now you better hurry or your going to miss class. See ya later." Red hurried down the hall getting his stuff set up in the back of the math class. Red wondered if he would see Edge at practice while he was eating lunch. He normal took Blue out to the soccer field for lunch so the baby wasn't trapped inside all day. The Soccer teams practice and Lunch A hours just happened to line up; besides their first period that left only two more classes that they had together.

Edge went to his class definitely deciding to buy the helmet regardless

Red chuckled playing with Blue quietly as he finished the math problems. Luckily he was smart like his dad.

Blue was a good baby for the most part just making cute baby noises as he scribbled with a crayon on paper

Though as the classes passed and lunch came closer he began getting more huffy. Seeing this Red left his last class a little early heading to the soccer field after heating up the bottles. "Here ya go you fussy baby Heheh."

Soon the players ran the field Edge shining in the light of his red uniform his team captain shirt had black lettering to everyone else's white. He waved and Blue and Red

Red chuckled waving back with Blue. Here Blue was able to bable loudly. Patting Red he pointed babbling about Edge. Red chuckled nodding along while eating his sandwich. Giving Blue another bottle soon the baby fell asleep curling up and chewing on Red shirt.

Edge came over during break and handed him another sandwich "my mother made two" he said

Red blushed taking it, not one to turn down free food. Whispering Red smiled "Thanks."

"You're welcome" he said and sat by the sleeping Blue "hey a... Wanna come over sometime and grade my homework? You can bring Blue..."

Red shrugged "sure. You could use the help I've heard of how your science class is going mister tries to mix two deadly chemicals." Red snickered. Truthfully it was an easy mistake the two chemicals being only a few letters different from two non lethal ones.

Edge nodded blushing "the explosion did get us out early though" he said

Red laughed quickly covering his mouth when Blue whined. Smiling Red nodded "that is true. And it was funny." Red blushed slightly remembering how Edge had thrown himself in front of Red and Blue once he realised his mistake. Edge had fretted over them the rest of the hour and insisted they skip the last hour and talked to the teacher for Red.

Edge smiled "so... Tomorrow at my place?" He asked

Red smiled "sure. Sounds good."

Edge nodded "alright see ya around" he said rushing back to practice

Red smiled watching him leave. Laying Blue on the small soft baby blanket Red sighed leaning back and looking at the sky. As their practice drew to a close Red knew that he would have to go back to class. Gathering his things Red turned around and nearly shreaked. A group had gathered around and someone was holding the baby, HIS baby Blue! Red watched in horror as another grabbed his baby by the head before another snatched Blue's leg. Red finally gave a choked cry of alarm as Blue gave a sharp cry.

Edge came out of the locker room hearing the cry he rushed over to the crowd "what the fuck is going on here!"

Groans came for the guys "Ah boss we were just lookin' at the baby."

"Yeah! Ya said we could play with him if we trained hard."

Red shook his head tears building up as he tried to reach to get the sobbing Blue out of their hands. "No one is allowed to touch Blue!"

"No fair!"

"Yeah boss gotta hold him in class!"

"There is a difference between holding a baby and trying to take him apart you morons!" He said and took Blue from them and rocked him "I said that in home Ed! You idiots couldn't even hold a toy baby why would anyone hand you a real one!" He said and rocked Blue "it's okay... Shhhh... Let's get you back to your brother okay?"

Red nearly cried when Edge handed Blue back. Clinging to the baby Red practically hid behind Edge giving Blue soft wet coos.

"I told you guys to leave Red alone now bother him again and I'll make sure every nerd that does your homework doesn't come within six feet of any of you!" He said

The guys whined and groaned but gave sorry excuses of apologies.

Red sighed as they finally left. Blue had calmed down but was pouting angrily at the retreating forms.

Edge turned and knelt "are you two okay?" He asked and got a sucker for the pouting Blue "hey buddy want this?"

Blue grinned giggling and reaching for the candy however, Red backed up. "We-we need to go. S-sorry." Red quickly gathered his things rushing away. He headed home tears forming and rolling down his cheeks the same happening to Blue but for the reason of not getting candy.

Edge frowned watching Red leave and frowned "shit... " he said he looked for Red in class but was surprised when he realized he had went home instead

Red flopped onto his bed cuddling a grumpy Blue close. "I thought they were going to hurt you my precious baby Blue. Stars I don't know what I would have done if they did."

There was a knock on the door a few hours later a worried looking Edge waited with two pizzas and two 2-Liter sodas

Red blinked confused at Edge. "Ummm you do know the party isn't here right? It's probably a few houses down."

"It's for you... As an apology..." He said

Red blushed looking to his sock clad feet. "You did-didn't have to do that... It's not your fault." Red sighed. "I'm sorry... I was overreacting earlier. I... I just got so scared. I didn't even say thank you..."

"No, it's okay I understand. Blue could have been seriously hurt and that is a valid reason to overreact" he promised

Red chuckled "sure, but still. Thank you so much Edge. You saved Blue from those mindless hoodlums and frankly me from a heart attack."

"Heh You're welcome... So can I come in?" He said still standing there with food and soda

Red nodded blushing. "Yes yes! Sorry." Blue was in a bouncy chair and he squealed happily at seeing Edge.

"Hey buddy!" Edge said waving at him

Blue giggled reaching for Edge.

Red chuckled rubbing the back of his neck "yeah he was kind of upset I left early and he didn't get his candy."

"I brought him one" he said going to him and booping him

Blue giggled bouncing happily.

Edge gave him a sucker "so where's your brother?"

Red sighed "work. I wish that witch would give him decent hours. He got home around one last night."

"That sucks" he said sitting by him and within reach of Blue who was sucking on his candy happily. "what did he do before working for her?"

Red shrugged "been years. Don't even remember something sciencey. What about your parents? Still perfect?"

"Sure they are. we got tons of money, but that's about it" Edge and his mother were fine it was his dad that was the problem

Red chuckled nodding "yeah I understand. Well let me make a bottle and we can chow down on your lovely apology gift."

Edge nodded "sounds good"

Red made the bottle taking the lollipop stick from under Blue's jaw. The good thing about being a skeleton, if it isn't food or liquid the Baby won't be able to absorb it so it'll just fall right out. The downfall of that is Blue often had gold coins in the socks of his footie pajamas. Sitting a happy baby in his chair with his bottle Red took a slice of pizza. "This is good. Thanks again for coming over. Oh did you want me to check your work?"

"Nah its fine I did bring the assignments you missed though."

Red perked up "really? Thanks!"

Edge nodded and got his backpack off and got the stuff off for him

Red grinned gathering the papers and quickly finishing the few sheets. Grinning Red looked to Edge. "Want to binge watch shows?"

"Of course" he said grinning

Red giggled excitedly placing Blue in his bouncer he grabbed the pizzas and plopped on the couch. "Whatcha wanna watch? Can't be to violent until baby gets sleepy."

"Okay how about cooking shows?"

Red nodded finding one they both agreed on, iron chef, and pressed play. It wasn't long before one pizza was gone and only half a bottle of soda left. Looking over Red chuckled seeing a baby fighting sleep. Picking him up Red rocked Blue until he was fast asleep. Putting him to bed Red came back baby monitor in hand. "Still want to continue watching cooking?"

"Sure I can stay with you a bit longer" he said and pat the seat next to him

Red nodded grinning and plopping down. An hour later Red found it hard to keep his sockets open. Soon he was fighting sleep leaned against Edge's side.

Edge wrapped his arm around him smiling a bit as he fell asleep against him, this was nice... So nice... After a bit he picked him up and carried him to bed with the baby monitor and then left. Edge would stay if he could but he needed to be home at some point even if he hated it there.

Red whined rolling over when his heat left him. Blinking Red murmured "you can stay..." But no one heard him.

Classic returned late again and got ready to climb the stairs he had gotten paid so he was loaded down with groceries thankfully held by magic

Red heard the rustling and half asleep wandered into the kitchen scrubbing his sockets Red mumbled "Edge come to bed pizza can be put up later if Classic don't eat it..."

Classic looked up from the fridge "uh a bit late for that bud... Have your boyfriend over?" He teased

Red nodded humming and rubbing his sockets as he yawned. "He brought apology pizza..."

"Did something happen?" He asked gently

Red nodded going and hugging Classic. Nuzzling into his chest Red whine softly.

Classic pet him and despite his size picked him up and took him to the living room and sat down "wanna talk about it?"

Red sniffled before bursting into sobs "they-they almost hurt Blue!"

Classic tensed eye glowing a bit "who did?"

Red shook his head crying "it doesn't matter! I failed! I almost let-they could have hurt him and I couldn't DO anything! I'm horrible!"

Classic held him close and rocked him "no no you're a good brother..." He promised "tell Me what happened."

Red hiccuped "we-we were at lunch and and it was almost over so I start to put up o-our stuff and I turn around and they-they have Blue. One e-even held him by his head! I-I couldn't to anything. I didn't say anything. I was useless! E-edge had to save him." Red sobbed clinging to Classic "I was so scared they would dust him."

Classic growled softly And held him tighter "I'll thank Edge" he said and nuzzled him "but Blue is safe that is all that matter"

Red nodded hiccuping "y-yeah he's safe. Edge even gave him candy." Red sighed leaning into Classic's hold. "I love you."

"I love you too bro... And you are doing great... I'm so sorry to put so much responsibility on you" he said holding him tightly

Red shook his head curling closer "nah you work hard." Red yawned nuzzling into Classic's chest "sorry for crying on ya."

"No its fine let's get you to bed yeah? My hardworking little bro..." He said

Red nodded yawning and making his way to bed.

Once he was retucked in Classic went to the couch and began eating the pizza staring at the ceiling. "Stars you are awful at this..." He said to himself big blue tears gathering in his sockets his breath hitching. He set the food down and covered his face and sobbed into his hands he wanted to provide a better life for his siblings something other than this garbage dump... A world where his brother didn't have to raise a baby, where they had enough food... Just a life.