Percy Annoys People
*I do notown any of the Percy Jackson characters. This story is in third person point of view. Hope you like it*
Percy Jackson was bored. He thought that getting the day off training would be fun. Don't get him wrong, he thought that everybody would be enjoying the sun and playing pranks. But since the war started everyone turned serious and they were a real bore. Even the Stoll brothers, they (almost) stopped pulling pranks and stealing stuff.
So Percy collapsed onto his bed and let his head hang off the edge. That's when he noticed a book underneath his bed.
179 Ways to Annoy Your Friends: Even dumb people could do it!
'Perfect', Percy thought.
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1. Start lightly punching or kicking your friend. See how long it takes for them to yell "KNOCK IT OFF!"
Annabeth was sitting by Thalia's Pine reading an enjoyable book to anyone who loves boring stuff, when Percy comes walking up and sits down next to her. "What do you want, Seaweed Brain?"
Percy just smiles lays down on his back next to her and closes his eyes. Even with his eyes closed he could feel Annabeth roll her eyes. Once Annabeth reaches a good point in her book, Percy starts lightly punching her lower leg. She holds up her index finger telling him one minute. Percy stops for a second, and then starts punching her with both of his fists.
"Percy! Can you just give me a minute," she practically yells at him.
He stops, stands up, and starts lightly kicking her legs. Annabeth looks up at him and glares coldly at him. But, he's smart enough to know not to look at her if he wants it to work. Finally, after a minute of kicking her legs, Annabeth stands up, brushes off her pants, than kicks him hard where no person should kick another person. Yep, she kicked him in the shin.
And then, very calmly she says,"Knock it off Perce." With that she walks away to find another place to read.
-LiNe—BrEaK-
2. Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me… For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Percy was lecturing Connor and Travis Stoll on why they should not put spiders in the Athena cabin, because the whole cabin will plot to kill them. Then, out of nowhere, Katie Gardner showed up and turned to Percy.
She opened her mouth to ask him a question, when Percy put his hand up to stop her. "Look, I know what you're going to ask me", he stated.
How he knew that she was going to ask him about what food group tacos are in, surprised her. But, once again she was disappointed that day. "For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Connor, but mostly Travis, looked at her in surprise and confusion. Katie opened and closed her mouth, unsure what to say.
But, once again the kelp head did it for her.
"It's okay. I'm very flattered, but I have eyes on someone else. Let's hug it out." With that, Percy hugged her, while saying repeatedly, "It's okay to let out the tears. We- more like I- won't judge you."
He stepped away after a few minutes, with her still having no idea what's going on. "You feel better now?" Percy asks with a comforting voice.
Finally she got a hold of her thoughts and slightly stuttered from the shock of it all, "T-That wasn't w-what I was going t-to ask."
Percy got red and rubbed the back of his neck, "Um, well then that was awkward."
He looked at his bare wrist, and said, "Look at the time. I'm late for…" His mind searching for something to be late to. "Archery!" We all looked at him skeptical, because archery is not his thing. Then he seemed to realize that. "Cause' it's never too late to, uh, prefect those shooting skills."
And with that the son of Poseidon went sprinting towards the archery range.
-_guess what?_LINE BREAK_-
3. When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "That won't be necessary where you are going."
Percy was in the arena punching dummies (but injuring his fists more than his hands). Chiron then proceeded to walk over to him to ask him a favor.
"Percy, could you help me out of my wheelchair? My back hooves are stuck."
Percy walked over to Chiron while saying, "Sure."
Under his breath he muttered, "But it won't be necessary where you're goin'."
The rest of the day after that Chiron wondered what he exactly meant by that.
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Whilst during lunch, Will Solace (son of Apollo) strode over to Percy's table. "Yello Percy. I was wondering if I could ask you for a favor."
Will sat down and placed his elbows on the table, resting his head on his hands. Percy was… stunned by this sudden intrusion of his privacy of eating. "Depends, is it so important that you had to interrupt my eating?"
Will seemed to think for a second before saying, "I guess it can wait till after lunch. See ya than, Perce!"
With that last dialogue, Will got up and left to go to the Apollo table leaving a bewildered Percy sitting at the Poseidon table. As Percy was getting up from the picnic table Will, true to his word, came up to him.
"You ready for that favor now, Perce?" Percy just nodded in response. "Great!"
Will has too much enthusiasm, Percy thought. "So here's the favor. I need you to sharpen all of my arrows, because I don't have enough time to do it." "Fine, I'll do it." Percy than muttered under his breath, "That won't be necessary where you're going, though."
He then stalked off to go sharpen some arrows, leaving behind a very confused son of Apollo.
-I LOVE TACOS!-
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