I am SOO not going to write this, but someone can if they want to:
Brigid steals the flock, leaving Max to mourn over her loss. Until she meets her new boyfriend! BOB THE ERASER! Meanwhile Brigid seduced Fang, and got him drunk so he ankle promised to marry her! But she's an abusive girlfriend! She makes the rest of flockie buddies and turns them into her slaves! Forcing poor Iggy and Gazzy to wash her oversized undies that say "smile if you haven't changed undies in five days!" eternally making all hobos smile when she walks by! BACH TO THE MAX! Her and doggie boy build a two story condominium in Canada out of leaves, pinecones, and twigs. And have 18 little dogs with wings! Right at that moment brigid realizes she's gay (No offense to gay people, I have two best friends who are.) And goes to join the hobos while smiling everyday for the rest of her life cause she hasn't changed her undies!
