The Saga of 2 Guys. and Girls Part 1- Wufei and Relena
By: Zippy and Evie
Disclaimer- Gundam char's don't belong to us (we wish). Our characters belong to us. We are not writing this for profit. (As if we could make any money off this. Ha!)
Author's Note- Okay, we are warning you right now. This story is a ridiculous piece of crap and not worthy of you reading it. But. it is really funny, at least we think so. So that is okay. But anyway, please excuse us. It was really late and we were on a major M&M high. SO. read on.. And please spare the time to review.
WARNING: Major Relena hating.
NOTICE: We are proud to be working toward a Relena-free world. Oh yeah, and there are five parts in this one place because they're all pretty short.. Thank you.
"But." Heero was looking betrayed. He and Relena had been dating for a long time. "You know I love you, but I just can't." Relena looked at Heero through loving eyes. "Wufei? Why him? He's so. so. so. dumb, and ugly a. a. and he uses too much gel!!!" Heero looked at Relena angrily. He pulled her close," Plus he hates you. and I love you." "Oh NO you don't! Not this time!" she glared at him, "It won't work" Relena pulled out of Heero clutching hands. Heero turnes on his heel and walked away. Away form the ugly little girl who had spurned him.
Quatre looked at Heero. amazed. "But. but, that's impossible." Duo's laughs from the corner were hysterical. "DUO, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Heero was on the verge of tears. "THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOIUT IT!!" Duo looked rather startled. Quatre looked at Heero "We must all fight together for p." they all glared at him, "pieces of Relena?" he finished quickly. They all nodded, and again. Heero turned on his heel and walked away.
Fast forward. After hero told the story on Relena's immense stupidity, Chibi, Keinami, and Evie comforted him. Duo and Serendipity, Duo's female "friend" who looked amazingly like him right down to the brown braid, were collapsed in the corner. laughing their heads off. Relena and Wufei walked in. Serendipity stood up. "You!" she pointed at Relena. "Dumped him." she pointed at Heero, "FOR HIM!?!?!?!" she pointed at Wufei. "You crazy whore!" she smacked Relena across the face. "I'm gonna smack some sense into that dishwater- blonde head of your woman!" Relena stared at her "You. you. you. you. you, youuuuuu... STUPID HEAD!" Zippy stared right back at her in disbelief. "What are you.? A KINDERGARTENER?" Relena looked indignant. "What are you. a kindergartener?" she mocked. Zippy rolled her eyes. Wufei interrupted. "Ladies, calm down." Zippy rolled her eyes. "Wuss." "Hey! I'm." "Z, be fair," Duo started, "If he's dating Relena. he can't be a wuss." "Right! Forgot 'bout that one." Relena's face turned bright red. *I can't believe them! How DARE they insult ME!* she thought. *I'll show them!* Relena climbed, unnoticed, on top of the couch and onto the back. Zippy and Duo were standing right in front of her. *heh* she thought. She let out one of those Xena cries jumped at them. The two in question saw her and moved out of the way. Relena hit the floor with a resounding "THUNK!" "NO!!!!!" she cried, holding her hand. "I BROKE A NAIL!!!" She started to sob but stopped short. All of a sudden, she keeled over. dead. Wufei let out a cry like a wounded animal. "RELENA!!!!!!!!!!!" We threw himself over her corpse and died. of a broken heart.
The End
Disclaimer- Gundam char's don't belong to us (we wish). Our characters belong to us. We are not writing this for profit. (As if we could make any money off this. Ha!)
Author's Note- Okay, we are warning you right now. This story is a ridiculous piece of crap and not worthy of you reading it. But. it is really funny, at least we think so. So that is okay. But anyway, please excuse us. It was really late and we were on a major M&M high. SO. read on.. And please spare the time to review.
WARNING: Major Relena hating.
NOTICE: We are proud to be working toward a Relena-free world. Oh yeah, and there are five parts in this one place because they're all pretty short.. Thank you.
"But." Heero was looking betrayed. He and Relena had been dating for a long time. "You know I love you, but I just can't." Relena looked at Heero through loving eyes. "Wufei? Why him? He's so. so. so. dumb, and ugly a. a. and he uses too much gel!!!" Heero looked at Relena angrily. He pulled her close," Plus he hates you. and I love you." "Oh NO you don't! Not this time!" she glared at him, "It won't work" Relena pulled out of Heero clutching hands. Heero turnes on his heel and walked away. Away form the ugly little girl who had spurned him.
Quatre looked at Heero. amazed. "But. but, that's impossible." Duo's laughs from the corner were hysterical. "DUO, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Heero was on the verge of tears. "THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOIUT IT!!" Duo looked rather startled. Quatre looked at Heero "We must all fight together for p." they all glared at him, "pieces of Relena?" he finished quickly. They all nodded, and again. Heero turned on his heel and walked away.
Fast forward. After hero told the story on Relena's immense stupidity, Chibi, Keinami, and Evie comforted him. Duo and Serendipity, Duo's female "friend" who looked amazingly like him right down to the brown braid, were collapsed in the corner. laughing their heads off. Relena and Wufei walked in. Serendipity stood up. "You!" she pointed at Relena. "Dumped him." she pointed at Heero, "FOR HIM!?!?!?!" she pointed at Wufei. "You crazy whore!" she smacked Relena across the face. "I'm gonna smack some sense into that dishwater- blonde head of your woman!" Relena stared at her "You. you. you. you. you, youuuuuu... STUPID HEAD!" Zippy stared right back at her in disbelief. "What are you.? A KINDERGARTENER?" Relena looked indignant. "What are you. a kindergartener?" she mocked. Zippy rolled her eyes. Wufei interrupted. "Ladies, calm down." Zippy rolled her eyes. "Wuss." "Hey! I'm." "Z, be fair," Duo started, "If he's dating Relena. he can't be a wuss." "Right! Forgot 'bout that one." Relena's face turned bright red. *I can't believe them! How DARE they insult ME!* she thought. *I'll show them!* Relena climbed, unnoticed, on top of the couch and onto the back. Zippy and Duo were standing right in front of her. *heh* she thought. She let out one of those Xena cries jumped at them. The two in question saw her and moved out of the way. Relena hit the floor with a resounding "THUNK!" "NO!!!!!" she cried, holding her hand. "I BROKE A NAIL!!!" She started to sob but stopped short. All of a sudden, she keeled over. dead. Wufei let out a cry like a wounded animal. "RELENA!!!!!!!!!!!" We threw himself over her corpse and died. of a broken heart.
The End