Alright, here's another story. Sorry for so many stories, but I'm trying to get all my ideas out. This will be the last one for a while. Anyways, this is based off of Pokemon Ranger, or to be more specific, Pokemon Ranger Shadows of Almia. Why didn't I do the original Pokemon Ranger? Because I beat it in a day and it's not challenging and has little to no plot. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's do this!

Moemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia

Chapter 1

Hello. My name is Kellyn. I hail from the Fiore Region, but I moved to the Almia region in order to enter the Moemon Ranger School. You see, I'm fifteen. Most people my age want to be moemon trainers, so they can go on grand adventures with their beloved companions. I, however, want to be a moemon ranger. Why do I want to do this? For two reasons.

The first reason is because I get to relax and take it easy, while I help people who need it the most. I like helping people more than anything, because my mother says I have a kind heart. The second reason is because moemon trainers have to have sex with all the moemon they befriend. While I love moemon, I don't like to have sex with them, and rangers only have to have sex with one moemon, the moemon that they are partnered with.

So, today, my first day of school, I had high hopes for my life and my future. That was, until I met her.

"Ah, Kellyn!" The teacher of the class, Ms. April, said, smiling. She wore a pink shirt and white skirt, with brown hair brushed back down to her shoulders. "Class, this is your new friend, Kellyn. Come in, Kellyn."

I was a little embarrassed to enter the room, considering how ridiculous the uniform was. I mean, it was a green vest over a blue shirt and blue pants, for Christ's sake! Not to mention my hair was lame, mean I could get it mostly down, except for the fact that I had a large portion sticking out of the back. When I entered the classroom, I knew I was blushing like a fool.

"Now then, does anyone have any questions for our new classmate?" Ms. April asked as I examined my shoes.

"Um, how good are you?" One brunette in the front asked.

"Well, I'm fairly confident in my skills…" I stammered, blushing.

"Really?" The girl asked. "Because you look like a virgin…"

That statement elicited giggles from various students seeded across the class, and I was now certain my face was a bright red.

"Students, any… other questions?" Ms. April asked, looking down irritated.

"I have a question." An arrogant voice rang out above the chorus of giggles. "What sort of name is Kellyn? Are you a guy or girl?"

I scanned across the classroom, until I lay eyes on the owner of the voice. My eyes landed on a girl about my age, though a head shorter than me, and she wore the traditional female uniform of a green jacket and blue short shorts. Her hair was a chocolate brown and tied back into two pigtails, which stuck out. Her eyes were a matching chocolate brown, but shown with a passionate light that reflected her happy yet mischievous heart.

When I saw her I was completely mystified. There was a charm she had that attracted me to her. I'd never fallen in love before, but I wonder… was this what it felt like?

"Petal, please don't insult Kellyn's name." Ms. April said.

"Wait, wait, wait." Kellyn interrupted. "Petal? You're making fun of MY name and YOUR name is Petal?"

"Yeah, my name's Petal. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?" Petal asked, getting out of her seat at the back of the room, strolling up to me, smirking.

"Petal, return to your seat…" Ms. April sighed.

"Alright!" Petal said, smiling sweetly, flouncing off to her seat.

"Okay, now Kellyn, take your seat please." Ms. April sighed, face palming.

"Um, where's my seat?" I asked.

"The empty seat, in the back." Ms. April said, pointing to the back of the room. I followed her finger to the empty seat, and the girl sitting next to it, who was smiling sweetly and waving to me.

I moved next to her, and sat down in the empty seat. As the class went on, a note suddenly landed on my lap. I unfolded it, and read the messy scrawl on the paper.

Dear Kellyn.

Seriously, turn in your balls. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE A MAN. XD
From now on, I'm going to refer to you as Kelly, because you're a chick. XD
You will not refer to me. You will not speak to me unless I speak to you. XD
If you refuse to do this and call me by name, Kelly, I will rip off your balls and feed them to you. XD

Love, Petal
XOXOXO

I don't know what happened after that. I turned to face my seat partner, who smiled, waved, and made a slit motion across her throat. And I think that was when I fainted.

Poor Kellyn. If only he would have stayed awake, he would have seen her smile sweetly at him, and blush slightly. You see, dear readers, like all other Green family members, Petal shows her affections through threats. She loves him, but that, my dear readers, is a story for another day.