I do not own these characters, nor did I create the main ones, I just twisted their personalities a bit. You can thank Nickelodeon for them, as thanking TV for allowing us to see their hotness, but this is one from my complete imagination and would love your take on what would/could happen next.
"Really," Kendall sighed, seeing Carlos and James riding through the Palmwoods in a large tub.
"They wouldn't listen to me either," Logan said, standing near Kendall.
"Well Gustavo is going to be so mad if we're not there for practice in a half an hour!" Kendall said, trying to keep his mind off of how close the two of them were.
"I know," Logan sighed. Let's just go and let them follow," Logan said, making an excuse to be alone with Kendall.
"Wait just a minute," Mr. Bitters and Mrs. Knight, or Mamma Knight as she's also known, said.
"What mom, Mr. Bitters?" Kendall said, a little bit of relief in his voice.
"You're going to pick up all the things those two have knocked over, before a very special man gets here to judge the Palmwoods!" Mr. Bitters said.
"And Kendall, you're going to be watching your sister while I'm out of town for a few days." Mamma Knight said.
"WHY?" the two boys said.
"Don't try to back out of this," the two adults said in unison, "you're stuck and I need to stop talking at the same time with him/her!"
Mrs. Knight and Mr. Bitters walked away and the two boys were about to start cleaning, seeing how they had just about the whole first floor of the Palmwoods to clean when Camille pulled Logan away and started kissing him. He kissed back when she pulled away and he gave her a curious look.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Camille asked.
"Cleaning the Palmwoods dew to James and Carlos's mess," Logan said in an annoyed way.
"Well Kelly called me, and she said not to have her come down here." Camille said, then walked away after slapping Logan in the face.
"She really likes you," Kendall said.
"Or she's acting as if she does. I never know." Logan said, then quickly ran to the bathroom and came back to see Kendall had changed into his dark black jeans with his black swirled shirt and grey beanie cap.
"Let's ditch this place now; I don't want to be cleaning for a total of how-ever-long." Kendall said. "KATIE!"
" Yes big brother," Katie said, showing up randomly.
"Let's go," Kendall said, picking her up and the two of them running out of the Palmwoods and to Gustavo Records.
"What took you guys so long?" James and Carlos said.
"Dang how'd the two of you beat us here?" Kendall said, out of breath.
"The tub, we were sending ourselves here." Carlos said.
Carlos was wearing his blue jeans and blue stripped shirt with his hokey helmet. James was wearing his blue jeans and his grey long sleeve that looked as if it was a mix of many types of the grey color.
"Well, well, well, look Kelly, the dogs have come." Gustavo said, coming into the room.
"Why don't you become a dog?" Kendall though without facial emotion, "it'll cut down some of your large amount of fat."
"Let's get recording, because we need two of you to go through your own version of Any Kind Of Guy and two of you to go through your own version of Boyfriend." Gustavo said.
"Like an acoustic version?" Kendall asked.
"No, your close, dogs, but no," Gustavo said.
"The two of you will go through your version of the song where you can put a bit of a spin on it due to the other two being out but you must be able to not get thrown off by the other two's part and sing that as well." Kelly said.
"So who's paired up?" Logan asked.
"James and Logan are on Any Kind of Guy and Kendall and Carlos are on Boyfriend." Kelly said. "Kendall and Carlos get ready and Logan and James, you two can just wait out of the room."
James and Logan did what Kelly said; surprisingly James wasn't all crazy to do something outrageous. So Logan took his chance to talk to James about him being bi-sexual.
"So have you noticed that there have been a good number of guys trying to steal things from us at concerts?" Logan said.
"Yeah I have. I hate those stupid faggots." James said, with a completely serious face.
"Why do you say that?" Logan asked, starting to get scared.
"Because anyone who likes the same gender as they are tend to be sick in some way and all they want is to create more people to be like them and rape everyone." James said.
"I'm sorry you feel that way," Logan said, a tear falling from his face.
"Please don't tell me you're like that," James growled.
"Why would it matter? I'm friends with some gay and bi guys from Minnesota." Logan said.
"Because I don't want to offend you, but I also don't want to be a fag! If you're one, you might as well never talk to me. If I have to keep working with you, I will leave and go solo." James said.
"Well you can relax, I'm strictly for females." Logan said.
"Good," James said, standing up just as Kendall and Carlos said, walking their way.
"Good luck, we finished and Gustavo is in a mood again." Kendall said.
"Must not be able to write any songs," Carlos said, pulling a corndog out of his pocket.
Logan and James walked in, James feeling a lot better around Logan with the end of that conversation, leaving Kendall to only talk to Carlos, who was jumping off the couches and trying to run up the walls.
"Carlos, can I tell you something?" Kendall asked.
"Sure," Carlos said, standing still then started eating the corndog.
"I like someone, but I can't tell if that person likes me." Kendall said.
"Is it Joe?" Carlos said.
"No," Kendall said. "I want to break up with her for this person but I don't want to seem like the bad guy cause I know she is in love with me."
"Break up with her, if you want, I will go tell her you're breaking up with her. But I won't say it's for someone else."
"Thanks man," Kendall said.
"But tell me this," Carlos said, putting his helmet on, "do I know this person?"
"Yes," Kendall said, a blush coming to his face while thinking of Logan.
"Is it a boy?" Carlos said.
"Why would it be a guy?" Kendall said, the blush dying and he became defensive.
"'Cause if it is, that'd really cool, I know James may not like it but you'd have my support." Carlos said, running out of the room and slamming into a wall. "I'll help you out!" Carlos yelled running out of the studio.
"What is he talking about?" James asked, coming out of the room with Logan, both have confused looks on their faces.
"Later," Kendall said, "but be prepared because he's doing something all on his own."
"Oh," Logan and James said, causing James to chase after Carlos so he didn't get in too much trouble. Or killed.
"How are you and Joe?" Logan asked, as they slowly walked out of Gustavo Records.
"We're walking on a tight rope." Kendall said.
"What do you mean?" Logan asked.
"Remember during a hockey game when we were winning but ended up losing. And after words we found that the other team had planted a fake puck and gotten multiple points due to that but at that time it wasn't against the rules to do that?" Kendall asked, getting a nod from Logan. "Joe is the player and I'm the other team, well another puck as came into play but Joe doesn't know. And thanks to Carlos, Joe will be out of the game."
"Wait, you're breaking up with Joe?" Logan said, taking a step away from Kendall.
"Yeah, what was with the step?" Kendall asked.
"Because, as long as I don't know whom the other girl is, I can't get hurt from her, as much." Logan said.
"Um… Logan?" Kendall asked, looking down due to the blush on his face. Logan stepped a bit ahead before he realized Kendall had stopped. "Can I ask you something?"
"Sure," Logan said, a bit embarrassed for walking away.
"What do you think of me?" Kendall asked.
"What do you mean? I-" Logan started but was cut off by James and Carlos yelling "RUN!"
Carlos and James grabbed Kendall and Logan's arms and kept running, running back to Gustavo Records. They ran all the way to Gustavo's office, where Gustavo and Kelly were, and locked the door. Surprising Gustavo and Kelly.
"What are you dogs doing?" Gustavo asked.
"Carlos went and broke up with Jo for Kendall-" James said.
"WHAT, WHY?" Kelly asked.
"But instead of going straight to Jo," James continued, "Carlos went to everyone and asked them where Jo was so he could break-up with her for Kendall because Kendall likes someone else."
"WHAT?" Kendall and Kelly asked. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" Kendall asked Carlos while Kelly asked Kendall.
"Well I don't want to be with someone just for what they can do for me. I want to be with someone for what I can do for them as for what they can do for me." Kendall said. "I expected him to just go up to her and tell her."
"Well I couldn't find her," Carlos said, "but she isn't happy and chased James and I all the way. At one point she stopped to check her hair in a store."
"What kind of store?" Kendall asked.
"KENDALL! WHERE ARE YOU? IF YOU DON'T COME HERE SOON, I WILL DESTROY THIS BUILDING ANYWAY I WANT!" Jo yelled through the building.
"Kendall," Kelly said, "just go down and talk to her. Don't give her any reason to do anything" CRASH "… drastic."
"I don't want to go down there. I don't know what she has with her." Kendall asked.
"I'll go with you," Logan said. "If she kills us, then that'll make it so we don't have to clean the Palmwoods." Logan added, then grabbed Kendall's hand.
Kendall and Logan left the room, unaware that they were still holding hands, and walked to Jo. To Kendall, Logan's hand felt warm, soft, like fluffy cats, and he wished he could see if the rest of him felt as soft. To Logan, Kendall's hands felt warm and a bit rigid but in a pleasant way, like a new hockey stick that you have yet to break in.
"You dumped me for Logan?" Jo asked, angry at the two males holding hands.
"What do you mean?" Kendall asked. Jo pointing to the connected hands. "Oh, he's here cause I'm scared and we didn't know what you were wielding." Letting go of Logan's hands,
"Well tell me why you dumped me!" Jo demanded.
"I like someone else, ok? I didn't want to lead you on. I wouldn't be a good friend if I did that." Kendall said.
"Why didn't you just tell me straight up? Who's the girl you're dumping me for?" Jo asked.
"Fear and I'm not going to say," Kendall said.
"Why not?" Jo said, swinging her arm which placed a hole in the wall.
"What do you got?" Logan asked.
"STAY OUT OF THIS." Jo demanded.
"Jo, just leave and chill out." Kendall said.
"Fine, but if you're leaving me for some stuck-up skank: I promise you my toy and I will find both of you!" Jo said and left.
"Wow," was all Logan could say after Jo walked out.
"What do you think will happen if you break up with Camille?" Kendall said, making Logan nearly pass out. "Whoa." Kendall said, catching Logan and holding him against him until Logan could get up again. Kendall started to, "accidentally", niff Logan, noticing that he smelled like an over-cleaned onion, but he liked onions, or at least, he was starting to. Logan noticed how tightly Kendall was holding him and instead of smelling Kendall, he just enjoyed the few moments that Kendall was holding him until he got up.
"What did you mean by what you asked me earlier?" Logan asked, getting off of Kendall.
"Oh, that… um… you can forget about it now." Kendall said, blushing.
"No, what do you mean?" Logan asked, more persistent.
"Ok, um… what would you think of me if I told you that-" Kendall started when Carlos came in and jumped on Kendall.
"Dudes, you're still alive!" Carlos said.
"No thanks to you!" Logan said. "All she did was move her arm and that wall was busted!"
"What did she have on her?" James asked.
"We don't know," Kendall and Logan said in unison, making them all laugh.
"Come on, I'm tired from all that running and cowering." Kendall said.
The other three nodded and they all walked back to their room. Carlos went to the pool, James went tanning, leaving Kendall and Logan in the room on the couch watching TV.
"What were you saying earlier?" Logan asked.
"Wow, you're being excoriate." Kendall said.
"That's mean, but not completely. You know if you start something, I will get through the whole thing." Logan said.
"Well, let's do this hypothetical with all this, cause something has me wondering, ok?"
"Sure."
"Ok, well let's say I broke up with Jo because I'm gay," Kendall said with his head down. "What do you think about that?"
"I'd ask why you dated her in the beginning." Logan said, placing a hand on Kendall's back.
"You won't care that I'd be gay?" Kendall asked, lifting his head.
"Kendall, look at me," Logan said, forcing Kendall to look at him. Once they were eye to eye, Logan noticed something within Kendall's eyes and took the chance to do what he's been. Logan closed his eyes and started kissing Kendall. Kendall's eye's got wide and he started kissing back.