Summary: The Acolytes are joined by the Brotherhood. SLASH!

A/N: The characters include Avalanche, Toad, Quicksilver, Blob, Scarlet Witch, and Mystique who are clearly the Brotherhood. Magneto, Gambit, Pyro, Sabertooth and Colossus, are the Acolytes.

This is set after Ascension however Magneto, Gambit and Colossus, aren't part of the X-men just yet. Oh and Magneto and Mystique get along in this.

The Brotherhood of Acolytes

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Toad sighed, "Yo, Freddy did ya have to go and eat all the food."

He slammed the fridge shut and sulked over to the TV room.

"You know I'm not the only person who eats a lot in here," Blob snapped pointing at a sleeping Pietro. Toad nodded, after all Blob was right. He smirked at Fred before hopping hard onto Pietro's stomach.

"Give me back some food!" Toad shouted as Pietro shot up wheezing.

"What the hell was that for!?" Pietro snapped after finally catching his breathe.

"You and Blob eat too much!" Toad said.

"I'll fucking kill you!" Pietro snapped sitting up. He stopped when he saw Toad encased by a blue light, second later he flew into a lamp. "Thank you Wanda."

"You need to stop breaking things in the house Wanda," Mystique said, "If you want to hurt Toad throw him out an open window."

"No one loves me," Toad mumbled, his head in his hands.

"We love you Toad," Lance said, "Enough to throw you into things."

Quicksilver, Wanda and Mystique laughed, but Blob helped his little friend up. Suddenly a lit card flew into the room. The entire Brotherhood scattered as it blew up.

"GAMBIT!" Mystique snapped, as the sexy Cajun walked in. He was followed by a laughing Pyro.

"Did you see their faces!?" Pyro giggled insanely.

"Yes cher," Gambit smiled, "Bonjour."

"What on earth do you want!?" Mystique asked pulling out a vacuum machine.

"Magneto had an offer for you!" Pyro laughed.

"He means he has one," Gambit said rolling his red eyes, "He wants you all to come and live with him. He noticed this place has gone to the dumps, so he's offered you fellows a new home."

"Oh and he also got the boys a place back in school!" Pyro said, grinning like a psycho, "And Wanda, he threatened that jerk Kelly."

"That's brilliant!" Mystique grinned, "I can finally get these stupid boys out of the house!"

"Awe, man I don't want to go back to school." Toad sighed. Mystique grabbed him by the collar. "Okay maybe I do."

"So when do we move in." Wanda asked.

"Today," Gambit said.

"Boys, Wanda pack up," Mystique said as a piece of the ceiling fell from the roof and missed her blue head by inches.

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Gambit and Pyro waited for the Brotherhood to come down with there suitcases. Toad was the first down with a small tattered suit case.

"Where is every thing else?" Gambit asked appalled at the lack of clothes.

"That's all I got yo!" Toad snapped.

"Pyro next time we need to go to the shops we take Tadpole with us,"

"Okay mate!" Pyro grinned.

"Who you calling Tadpole!" Toad complained as Blob walked down the stairs with two large suitcases, Avalanche followed also with two suitcases. Moments later Mystique showed up with seven arms and a suitcase for arm. Pyro pissed himself laughing as Wanda walked down with two suitcase, she was uses her hex powers to carry nine other suitcases.

"Okay were the hell is Quicksilver?" Remy snapped, "I thought he was the fastest man alive."

Quicksilver ran down the stairs and dropped two suitcases, "Be back soon."

He shot up once more and returned with another two suitcases, "Be back soon."

He shot up once more, and returned, until he managed to get nineteen suitcases down.

The group stood staring at him in shock.

"What?! I have my hair products in three bags, my clothes in seven bags, my books in two bags, my blanket in another, five for my stuffed animals and one for toiletries, and that's the big bag."

"Can Remy ask you a question?"

"Ask away,"

"Are you gay?"

"No!" Quicksilver said, "I'm not gay, I'm straighter then a straight line!"

"Yes, De Nile is a river in Egypt," Gambit smirked. The Brotherhood laughed as Pietro flushed.

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"Buckle up everyone," Gambit said, fixing his seat belt, "Pyro's is driving."

"What!?" Toad cried, "We're all gonna die!"
"Probably," Gambit said as Pyro took of turning a street corner at 70 kilometres an hour.

"Ahhhhhhh!" Toad screamed, "Wanda save me!"

Pyro pissed himself once more turning a corner again. This time Gambit flew out of the window. Pyro stopped as Gambit stood up and walked into the car.

"Stupid seatbelt, didn't stop Remy from getting hurt," Gambit sniffed. Pyro laughed madly but shut up when the steering wheel lit.

"Sorry Gumbo dear," Pyro said in a sane voice. The steering wheel unlit.

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"When will they arrive?" Colossus asked in his Russian accent.

"Soon," Magneto said just as a car crashed into one of his palm trees. "Grrrr! Or now"

Magneto and Colossus walked down to the entrance of their home. They were joined by Sabertooth.

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The Brotherhood and Gambit fell out of the car kissing the ground.

"Neva again will Gambit agree to let you drive," Gambit snapped. He looked at the creamed car. "This way."

He led the Brotherhood up to the entrance of the house. They all gasped it was a mansion. Almost like the X-men's home, maybe bigger.

"We're gonna live in there!" Toad asked in shock.

"Oiu, a large room for all of you, a tennis court, swimming pool, training room, food, every thing you need," Gambit said. "Magneto won the lottery."

"Oh," Wanda said, "That explains a lot."

"Welcome my brothers," Magneto said.

"Heehem!" Mystique said.

"And sisters," Magneto continued, "Welcome to the home of the Brotherhood of Acolytes"

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Wanda smiled, this room was twice the size of her old, and she could finally fit everything in, and get new things.

Toad grinned, he had many places to jump too, and a tank filled with Frogs.

Avalanche smirked, his own bathroom, and a stack of Playboy magazines,he was pleased.

Blob grinned he had his own fridge, filled with food.

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Pietro frown, his room was bigger then the last but he didn't have enough room for his makeup hair products and stuffed animals. He opened a suit case and threw all his hair products on the bed. Quickly he unpacked his entire suitcases and clean his room to his desire. Once he finished he looked around happy. His two hundred and seventy-three stuffed animals were on his bed, on shelfs and on his dresser. He smiled and opened the door to Gambit and Pyro.

"Sorry but we wanted to see your collection," Pyro said, lighting a fire, "and destroy it."

"NO!!!" Pietro screamed diving in front of his animals.

"Relax, cher," Gambit said "We're just here to warn you."

"About what?"

"about-" Pyro cut Gambit off.

"If you mess with me and Gambit, we will kick your ass and make your life a living hell," Pyro snarled, Pietro swallowed deeply, "Only kidding!"

"Stupid Australian," Gambit smiled.

"Sexy Cajun," Pyro giggled. Pietro gaped. "Yeah, Pietro, me and Remy are gay."

"Anyway," Gambit said, smiling lovingly at Pyro "Lock your door at night because Sabertooth prowls around at night, and if he comes in-"

"He'll rape me!" Pietro cried.

"No worse he will try to snuggle against you," Pyro said, both he and Gambit shuddered. "Trust us, we forgot once and he came in while we were fucking, and he made us stop so he can sleep!"

"Thank you Pyro, for sharing that," Pietro said disgusted.

"That's alright mate."

"Rogue won't be happy to find that out,"

"Remy are you cheating on me!?" Pyro asked.

"No cher," Remy said appalled. Suddenly Pyro burst out crying.

"You don't love me any more!" Pyro cried falling on the bed crushing the animals. "I want my lighter!"

"Cher, don't cry!" Remy said, "Remy don't love Rogue, I love you!"

"You only love me cause you can touch me!" Pyro said, "If she could touch you you'd leave me!!!"

"Remy would not!" Gambit snapped, Pyro flinched, "I love you and only you!"

"Really?"

"Yes Cher!" Remy said kissing Pyro. Pietro screamed and ran out of the room when the two began to strip on another and make out.

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"Dinner's ready!!!" Magneto screamed. A loud crashing was heard then a "yo what was that for?" and then a growl. Wanda walked in followed by Mystique. Then Blob walked through breaking the door down, Sabertooth and Avalanche walked in while Toad hopped in nursing an arm.

"What happened to you?" Wanda asked.

"Sabertooth threw me into a vase," Toad whimpered, "Will you kiss it better, Snookums?"

"TOAD!"

"Sorry, sorry!" Toad said quickly as Wanda's power subsided. Pietro ran in screaming.

"What's wrong Pietro?"

"Gambit. Pyro. Making out in my room!" he gasped.

"That's nothing new," Sabertooth said.

"They're gay?" Toad asked.

"Yes Toad," Colossus said

"Okay," Toad said as Pyro and Gambit walked in.

"Well Rogue's gonna be upset," Wanda said. Pyro's lips fell again.

"Remmmy! You said you loved me!!!" Pyro cried again. "I want my lighter."

"Cherie I do love you, I can't help it if the whole world loves me," Gambit said, "Im sexy what do you expect."

"And I thought Pietro had a high ego," Lance said, he turned to see Quicksilver talking to himself, to a mirror, assuring himself he was sexier then Gambit, "Or maybe I was wrong."

"So you are seeing Rogue!" Pyro bawled.

"No!" Gambit sighed

"Then who!?"

"No one, cher just you!" Gambit assured, "Everyone else can just perve cause they wont be getting this hunk of man!"

"So its all mine!?"

"Yes cher," Gambit guaranteed kissing Pyro lovingly.

"Okay can we eat before I lose my appetite," Lance sighed. Magneto nodded.

"Wanda will you lead us into the blessing," Magneto asked.

"Sure, Our Father, who art in Heaven-"

"Wanda!"

"What?"

"You're a Jew, why are you saying the Our Father,"

"Father, mother wasn't a Jew so me and Pietro ain't Jews either!"

"What?" Pietro snapped, "You mean I was circumcised for no reason."

Everyone looked away disgusted.

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Late at night.

"Pyro lock the door love," Gambit said getting into bed. Pyro locked the door and jumped onto his lover. The two began to kiss and grope each other when-

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The two lovers jumped up, and looked at each other.

"Pyro did you warn Toad about locking his door?"

"No you?"

"No."

"Help! I'm being molested by an over grown cat," Toad screamed running out of his room. He knocked hard at Pyro and Gambit's door, "Lemme in! Please!"

"Should we," Pyro asked.

"Remy don't want to but he'll feel bad in the morning so yeah," Remy said, Pyro opened the door and flung Toad into the room; he locked it and jumped back onto Remy. Toad rolled his eyes, "I was better of outside yo."

He lay down on the couch and tried ineffectively to block out the noise of the loving couple.

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The next day.

"So how did you sleep Toad?" Remy asked, while laying in his bed caressing Pyro's red hair.. Toad glared at him from the couch

"I didn't!"

"Why?"

"Shuddap," Toad snapped. Pyro opened his eyes and sniffed in disgust.

"What is that stink?"

"Toad," Remy answered.

"Wanna have a shower love?" Pyro asked kissing Gambit.

"Oiu," Gambit grinned, the two slid out of bed. Toad screamed and jumped over the couch rubbing his eyes, as both men were naked.

"Yo! My eyes are scarred!" Toad moaned.

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Own nothing but the plot!

'scarred!' I would have followed Pyro and Gambit into the Shower and raped them both! Probably not but I would take photos! Poor Gambit flying out a window

Peace and Chicken Grease

Afro!

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