Wow its been since I've uploaded a story, I know there's a lot of these around but hey I want in too! And as I'm currently writing three essays I thought hey why not write a story in between, yay.

I just want to get a few things straight, I know the description in this chapter isn't to detailed but this was really to test the waters and to see how it turns out and whether people enjoy it. Another thing, yeah, 'Oh god' is repeated a hell of a lot, but that's because well, that's what most people would be thinking in a situation like that. Repetition with this character might be a thing in the future, I'm not sure yet. As I said, testing the water.
Second, I know Mizu is a generic first name, but I chose that for a bit of comedy and irony later on. As for last names, I don't have a clue on what her last name so be so any good suggestions is strongly appreciated!
Thirdly, Grammar, don't care. I've tried my best and I'm surprisingly too shy to find a beta-reader so shh on the grammar.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, I only own my OC.

"I despise you, you know that right?" an 18 year old girl said. She stared down at her supposed captain, who had his feet resting on her freshly cleaned table.

The man didn't even look up from his medical textbook, let alone move an inch from his comfortable position. "I am aware of this."

A small twitch in her left eyebrow showed her displeasure for Trafalgar Law's nonchalant attitude to the current situation. "Could you kindly remove your feet from the table," Penguin coughed from the other side of the room; where everyone had gathered after things got ugly. "Captain."

"No."

"Why ever not Captain?" another cough from Penguin let her know how close she was to the line.

"Because."

The cleaner's fist tightened as she angrily glared at the man still reading his textbook. "Oh for god's sake Trafalgar, don't start that again!" she stomped her foot on the floor and immediately regretted it after a sharp pain caught her off guard.

"I could say the same thing to you."

One week earlier

"Oh god?" she had been the same for the past 5 minutes.

Law couldn't help but smirk at the poor girl in front of him. The colour drained from her face as soon as she had noticed what all the commotion was about. Her actions next, however, intrigued him. She paced up and down the bar being careful not to go near her ex-boss' body.

"Just why did that happen? Oh god, he's dead," his smirk slowly dropped from his face. He couldn't decide whether the girl was stupid or just in shock, either way it was a stupid thing to say. "I mean, yeah he's dead, I know that, who could survive that? But why did this have to happen?"

Law sighed; he lowered his hand so that his prized nodachi was by his side and took in their surroundings. There were several people cowering outside after he had almost decapitated her boss. A few of them were whispering to each other and others couldn't stop staring. The pirate captain stared at the young woman who was patiently waiting for an answer; granted she was still pacing up and down, but still waiting. Yes, she definitely did intrigue him more than annoy him. "Because."

"Because what?" she replied, determined to get at least an explanation longer than one word. She owed it to her boss; who had recently given her a raise, which also had nothing to do with the fact that she was a little bit annoyed with his untimely demise.

"I wanted to." Longer than three words but this answer had manage to irk her and stop her nervous pacing.

The bar-waitress looked him dead in the eye and they stared at each other for a few moments before she crashed her head onto the counter. She dared to glance up at the white hat wearing man again, before saying rather slowly, "Oh god, you're Trafalgar Law right?" he gave her a simple nod and her head crashed (rather loudly) onto the counter once again. Law could just about hear another, 'Oh god' coming from scared teen.

He couldn't help but be amused by her antics and asked "Why do you keep saying that?"

She lifted her head up only so much so that her speech wouldn't be muffled. She didn't even look at him; she stared out of the window through her bangs, "Because I'm terrified! How else am I supposed to act? Huh? Do a freaking tap dance on the tables? Or run through the town screaming, PIRATES, at the top of my voice? I'm leaning towards the second choice. But right now, I don't know how else to react to this other than," she couldn't help but glance down at the body of her kind old boss, "Oh god."

"What's your name?"

"You're asking me this, now?" his dark eyes sharpened he didn't need to do anything else to persuade her to answer, "Mizu. Am I allowed to ask why you want to know?"

"Don't people generally have last names too?" he asked with a monotone like tone. Mizu groaned and slammed her head back down refusing to answer. Law decided to let it slide; considering he'd get it out of her eventually when the first check-up arrived. "My crew have decided that they need someone to clean up after them. They're right of course and I have decided that it shall be you, any questions?"

"Do I get a choice?" Law simply smiled at her, which gave her, the answer. "Why do this, why me?"

"You needed a reason to find another job," he shrugged. Law took note of the twitch in her left eyebrow for late thought. "And as for the other question, take a look around."

She had to admit, she was damn good at cleaning, the place was spotless. Except for the blood currently behind the bar and splattered on some of the bottle behind her. "Let me go pack some clothes then, as I don't get a choice." He gave her that look again and she caved in straight away muttering to herself, "I'm sure I'll find something that'll fit on your ship, somewhere."

He made sure she exited the bar first so that she couldn't run away and her last hopes of being saved from the scary pirate were dashed when the towns' people squealed at the sight of him and backed away as soon as they caught a glimpse of him. All Mizu could do was groan and chant 'Oh god' repeatedly till she could no longer see her small island town on the horizon.

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Other chapters shall be longer. And more character development!