Chris: Hello and welcome to a new Total Drama Island spin-off, Total Drama Musical! Well bye.gets on boat and leaves, another boat arrives.
Adam Savageon the dock of shame and has a slightly crazed smile on his face: HELLO! Boy am I excite to host this show!
(Another boat comes up and the doors open)
Adam: Here are the victims-err I mean singers, yeah that's it singers. First up is Terri Clark.
(Terri Clark gets off)
Adam: Next is Gretchen Wilson.
(Gretchen Wilson gets off)
Adam: Shania Twain, Keith Urban, Big Kenny and John Rich.
(They all get off and look around.)
Adam: A crazy over-obsessed fan who send us 3 million fan letters Reggie!
(A girl dressed like a country punk girl comes off)
Keith Urbana misinformed Aussie: Don't worry everybody, I learned American and Canadian.
(Terri and Shania shakes there heads while Reggie looks at him for a minute)
Reggiepointing at Keith: Ok who's the moron who hired this moron.
Adam: It was either him or the guy that sings Barney songs.
Adam: Next up, Gene Simmons and Celine Dion!
(They both come off)
Gene: Why am I here exactly?
Celine: You idiots better not mess this up for me.
Reggielooks at Celine: Who hired her to be on here? She sucks!
Shania: I agree
Celinelooks at Shania: Hey! We're supposed to be allies; we're from the same country!
John: Still doesn't change the fact that you suck.
Big Kenny: Be nice Johngets ignored
Keithwalks up to Terri: So what state are you from?
Terri: answers by punching him in the face.
Adam: Ok, now that we got all of the campers, I shall split you up into two teams, The Screaming Rednecks and the Nashville Brawlers. Ok, the girls shall be the Nashville Brawlers and the Screaming Rednecks shall be the boys. Ok TO YOUR CABINS!jumps into the water and swims away
Genenotices Keith is still on the ground: Uhh should someone check to see if his ok?
Keithwakes up: Oww….did I win already?
Gretchen: Idiot.
(At the girl's cabin, Gretchen and Celine are already arguing over which bunk they can have. Terri and Reggie are unpacking their stuff while Shania just standing in a corner in the back.)
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