Sigfrid: I got this idea when I went to bed 11/14/04. I'll edit it a bit because it ruins the big surprise in my Animé crossover. You know. The one where they go to the Pokémon World.
Nebaru: It will be a funny one. So I'll do the disclaimer. Sigfrid doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh but he does own the OCs.
Chapter 1: The Little Girl and Creepy Stuff
Arigle was sweeping the front step when she noticed that it was noon. She then went upstairs to wake Yugi and Yami up. She went to their room and took the covers off Yugi. "Oh my god," Arigale said. "Yu-Yugi grew."
"Mmm. Mom ten more minutes," Yugi said. Yugi's pyjamas were way too small on him he nearly doubled in size. (o.O)
Arigale grew red form that. "GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF BED YOUNG MAN," she shouted.
Yugi shot up and said, "It's too early in the morning." He looked around the room. "What the?" Yugi looked at his arm. "OH MY GOD!!! I GREW!"
Yami woke up and said, "Can't a pharaoh get any sleep around here! What the? Why is Suguroto in Yugi's bed? And in his pyjamas. HOLY RA IT'S YUGI!"
"My little boy grew up," Arigale said happily. "Now I can go clothes shopping!"
"How do I explain this to my friends and fellow students?" Yugi asked.
"Oh yeah," Arigale said. "Joey's here."
"WHAT?!" Yugi said. "He's going to have a field day!"
"Huh?" Arigale asked. "What makes you think that?"
"He'll laugh at me because none of my clothes fit me anymore and he'll phone everyone and then they'll laugh and I'll just get humiliated," Yugi said.
"They aren't true friends if that happens," Arigale said. "I know Téa wouldn't." (I know how to accent the E. Hold ALT then press 130 then let go of ALT.)
"You know what," Yugi said. "I've through much worse then people laughing at me so I'll just go out there and face Joey."
"That's the spirit Yugi," Arigale said.
Yugi then stood up and nearly fell down he then said, "Why is it so hard to stand?"
"You're not used to the extra height yet," Arigale said to her now sitting son. "You nearly doubled in size."
"Holy crap," Yugi said. "Did I grow that much?!"
"By Ra you did," Yami said. "You've got to be at least eight feet now."
"Hey Gramps," Joey said. "When do you think Yug will get down here?"
"I don't know," Solomon said. "I'm sure it won't be long."
"I'm gonna help Mrs. Mutou out."
"You do that."
Yugi then stepped into the living room and met Joey's stare. He then grumbled then sat down. "Just get it over with," Yugi said.
"I'm sorry Yug but I must say something," Joey said. "HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"I grew," Yugi said. "Simple as that. Now that I think about it that must be the reason I ate as much as you all last week."
"YOU NEALY DOUBLED IN F-ING SIZE!!!" Joey shouted. "YOU'RE EVEN TALLER THEN KAIBA!"
"Are you done yet?" Yugi asked.
"Now I am," Joey said then continued to stare. "Hey Yug, ya wanna come to the arcade… after we find some clothes for you."
Solomon walked into the room and saw Yugi but he didn't stare and went to Suguroto's old room to get some clothes for Yugi as if his growth-spurt were normal. He then came back with a trench coat, a white t-shirt, and jeans. "Put these on," he said to Yugi.
"Okay," Yugi said then went into his room. Yami was still dazed. "Quit staring at me!" Yugi then changed his clothes keeping his collar, (choker, neckbelt, dog collar, whatever you want to call it.) and puzzle on. "Darn it Yami! Quit staring!"
"Eight feet," Yami said. Yugi rolled his eyes then went back in the living room.
Yugi saw Joey snickering on the phone and then Joey hung up. "How many people did you tell?" Yugi asked.
"I didn't tell noone," Joey said. "Are you ready to go?"
"I need shoes," Yugi said.
"I have Suguroto's old shoes for you," Solomon said while holding a battered pair of grey shoes. "They should fit."
"I think we should go shoe shopping," Yugi said then put the shoes on. "How come you're so prepared? Did this happen to dad too?"
"Yup," Solomon said. "I couldn't prepare because the height varies from person to person."
"Your family is messed," Joey said. "Lets go Yug."
"Bye Grandpa," Yugi said then headed to the arcade with Joey. On the way they saw Rebecca. (If you don't like Rebecca don't worry she's only in this chapter.)
"Hi Joey and Suguroto," Rebecca said thinking Yugi were Suguroto. (Yugi is that tall and he looks just like Suguroto in that outfit.) "How are you?"
Joey snickered then said, "That's not Suguroto that's Yug."
"T-that's Yugi," Rebecca said. "He's like eight feet tall!"
Joey 'attempted' to put his arm on Yugi's shoulder then said, "Say something Yug."
"Hi Rebecca," Yugi said. "I had a little growth-spurt."
"Little," Rebecca said. "You nearly doubled in size!"
"I'm not that tall," Yugi said. "But according to Yami I'm at least eight feet."
"Dude, you are," Joey said. "I bet you could deck Kaiba!" The Joey playfully hit Yugi on the arm… area.
"You know I wouldn't do that," Yugi said. Yugi then though of something he wanted to do for a long time. Put Joey in a headlock and give him a noogie. So Yugi did just that. "Say uncle."
"Uncle, UNCLE," Joey shouted while trying to get free. Yugi let him go. "I guess I deserved that Yug."
"Yup," Yugi said then saw Rebecca giving them a funny look. "That was only for fun. Besides Joey gave me tons of noogies."
"Hey Yug," Joey whispered. "I bet she's stunned at your extra height."
"Maybe," Yugi whispered back. "Yami reacted the same way. I bet he's still upstairs."
"Really?" Joey asked. "I thought he'd be the only one to not react in anyway."
"I know," Yugi said. "Rebecca, do you want to go to the arcade with us?"
"Sure," Rebecca said after snapping out of her daze. She then walked with Yugi and Joey to the arcade. When they arrived there was an angry Seto there. (When isn't he angry?) Mokuba was there too but was playing video games.
"YEM?" Seto asked looking at the top score on Virtual VS. "Who is YEM?"
"That would be me," Yugi said while sitting down at the machine. "Those are my initials."
"Who are you?" Seto demanded. "What makes you think you can fool me?! I bet you hacked into the system!"
"You know that's not my style Kaiba," Yugi said to the already fuming Seto.
"WHO ARE YOU?" Seto asked again. "LOOK YEM! I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY TIME I'LL JUST BEAT YOU TO SHOW WHO'S SUPIRIOR!"
"Okay," Yugi said. "But if I win you have to promise not to call Joey a dog anymore."
"Or Yug'll deck ya," Joey shouted.
"You know I wouldn't do that," Yugi said.
Kaiba laughed then said, "The mutt is getting delusional." (o.O Big word.)
"Actually that is Yugi," Rebecca said. "He had a tremendous growth-spurt."
"He did?" Seto asked. "Holy crap! That is Yugi!"
"Are we going to play or what?" Yugi asked getting impatient at all the attention about his height.
"Fine," Seto said then the games begun.
Seto picked the guy who looks like his butler in the Manga. Yugi picked "The Dragon Bruce Ryu" as his fighter. After the game stated Seto charged up his charge attack and was ready to take Yugi down. Seto used the attack but Yugi blocked the retaliated with the "One Inch Punch." The other two rounds were exactly the same and Yugi ended up winning.
"Looks like you won't be calling Joey a dog anymore," Yugi said. "We also know who's better at this game."
"I WON'T KEEP TO YOUR STUPID BET!!!" Seto shouted. "WHEELER IS A MUTT!"
"You wanna fight about it," Joey shouted. "I can take ya money bags!"
"Fine Muttler," Seto said then Joey and Seto went outside to fight.
"Do you want anything to drink Rebecca?" Yugi asked. "It's on me."
"I'll have a cola," Rebecca replied.
"I'll go get it," Yugi said. "If Joey comes in before I'm back just tell him to wait here. Okay?"
"Sure," Rebecca said then Yugi went to get drinks. But he stumbled a bit getting up. "Still getting used to getting up?"
"Yeah," Yugi said. "It's weird to have to look down at people."
"Don't worry," Rebecca said. "You'll get used to it."
"Yeah," Yugi said. He then went to the canned coffee machines and got mocha for Joey. He had a few problems though. He reached a little bit down and across out of habit. 'This height is inconvenient.' Yugi then got two Colas. When he was about to go back a little girl tugged on his coat. She was looking pretty sad. "What's wrong?" Yugi asked while kneeling down.
"I lost my balloon," the girl said. She was about five so Yugi felt sorry for her. Yugi then stood up and got her balloon. He tied the string loosely around her wrist and started back to the games.
Yugi felt a little extra weight on his left hip so he looked down and saw the little girl. "I have to go now," Yugi said while trying to pry her off. "Please let go."
"I lost mommy," the girl said sadly. "Help me find her."
"Okay," Yugi said. "I have to do something first. It won't take that long." Yugi then went back to the fighting games and wrote a note that said:
Joey,
When I got a soda a little girl asked me to find her mom so I'll be gone for a bit. I left a canned mocha for you beside this note. Please wait here until I get back.
Yugi
"Here's your drink," Yugi said while handing Rebecca a cola. He also gave her five bucks in quarters to play games. "You can play some games if you want. I may be gone for a bit."
"Okay," Rebecca said then went off to the rhythm section.
Yugi left with the little girl still clinging to him. "Do you know what your mom looks like?" Yugi asked the girl.
"She has brown hair and wears white shorts," the girl replied.
"Okay," Yugi said then looked around for a woman with brown hair. "Is her hair long or short?"
"Short," the girl said.
"K," Yugi said then thought of something from when he took his mom to the arcade. "I think I know where she is." Yugi went to the Internet café and sure enough she was there. Yugi walked up to her and said, "Your daughter got lost so I brought her back."
"Thankssss," she said. Yugi could smell the alcohol on her breath. "Could you keep her 'till five hunnn?" (o.O)
"K," Yugi said a bit uneasily. "I'll be at the fighting games if you decide to pick her up. o.O"
Back at the fighting games…
"So what's the surprise Oni-chan?" Serenity asked. (Joey called Serenity and Tristen telling them that there was a big surprise waiting for them at the fighting games.)
"Yeah man," Tristen said. "Spill it."
"Not now," Joey said then they arrived at the Virtual VS game. Joey picked up the note. "CRAP! Yug is gone!"
"What did you do to Yugi?" Tristen asked. "If you cut his hair he'll be pretty angry."
"I'd never do that to my buddy," Joey said. "I only left the surprise with him."
"Okay," Tristen said. "How long do you think he'll be gone?"
"I dunno," Joey said. 'I can't wait 'till they see Yug!'
Yugi walked into the area still with the girl clinging onto him and managed to pry her off long enough to sit down. He was thinking of a way to explain everything to the people at his school the whole time and didn't notice his friends. "How can I get into Home-Ec?" Yugi thought. 'Mrs. Stevens only remembers me because I was so short. Now I'm taller then Kaiba. Fate just can't cut me any slack.' Yugi then snapped out of his daze when Joey tapped him on the shoulder. "Huh? Sorry Joey, I was thinking about school tomorrow."
"How come you didn't say hi to our friends?" Joey asked. "They were here for like ten minutes."
"Sorry for not noticing you," Yugi said to his friends who were making the o.O face. Yugi's eye twitched. "Just say it."
"HOLY CRAP," Tristen shouted. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
"That was rude," Serenity said. "Yugi just had a little growth-spurt."
"HE CAN DECK KAIBA," Tristen shouted.
"I won't hurt Kaiba," Yugi said. "You know that Yami is the one who'll hurt Kaiba. He proved it at Duellist Kingdom. Thankfully I stopped him."
"DUDE," Tristen shouted.
"Are you done yet?" Yugi asked. "I have to get back by five."
"Why do you have to leave at five?" Tristen asked.
"I have to give her 'points at girl' to her mom at five," Yugi replied. "I just hope she remembered."
"You have one minute," Serenity said.
"I do," Yugi asked then ran to the Internet café after knocking a few people over by accedent. When he got there the girl's mom was gone but a note was on the monitor. 'Crap.'
Young Man,
Please take my daughter to 549 Ave F South. I decided to get supplies for my party today. Come by six. And bring beer!
"Ooookay," Yugi said. He then went back to the fighting games still with the girl clinging to him. "I have to drop her off at home. Her mom decided to go shopping. She also wants me to bring beer. o.O"
"We'll get Rebecca while you take her home," Serenity said. "Joey you go with Yugi. o.O"
"Okay," Joey said. They started to the girl's house when Yugi decided to stop for a second. "You okay Yug?"
"I'm not sure about bringing her home yet," Yugi said. "I just think she'd want something to eat or drink."
"I want to go home," the girl said.
"Okay," Yugi said then continued on. "What does your mom do at party's?"
"Her and people have orgies," the girl said while Yugi was making the o.O face. (If you don't know what they are you're lucky. Vait looked it up and… yeah. o.O)
"You shouldn't even know that word," Yugi said. "Do you want to have some ice-cream?"
"No I want to go home," she replied.
"Dude, lets get her home," Joey said. o.O "We also need to get beer to keep her ma occupied. I have some at home."
"I've never been to your place before," Yugi said while picking the little girl up. "How long will it take to get there?"
"Only 'bout ten minutes," Joey said. They then headed to Joey's house and let's say there was ahem… 'reading material.' "Here we are so please excuse da mess."
"o.O It's not that messy," Yugi said. 'It's just a pigsty.'
'YUGI!!!'
'Sorry Yami… you should see it!'
'o.O'
'…'
'o.O'
'STOP STARING AT ME!!! I KNOW I'M TALL! SO STOP IT!!!'
'o.O'
Yugi shut off the mind link after some swearing at Yami through it.
"K Yug," Joey said. "I have booze. But what Joey didn't know is that Yugi was plotting how to kill Yami… (You didn't believe that, did you? I'd never kill Yami off. Kayleigh and Kianna would kill me!)
Yugi sighed then said, "Yami is still in his daze."
"o.O Still?" Joey asked. "Dude, I'm starting to worry about him."
"I am too," Yugi said then they went to the girl's house. (I'm too tired to write any craziness.) Her mom was pretty happy to have beer… and her kid. Yugi and Joey went back to arcade to see their friends. They went to Yugi's house afterwards. Yugi decided to check on Yami and he was still in his trance. "DARN IT YAMI!!!"
"Y-yugi swore at me," Yami muttered.
"Look Yami I'm sorry you were just getting on my darn nerves," Yugi said. "Please forgive me."
"I forgive you," Yami said. "In fact I don't care if you're taller then Kaiba because you can beat him up!!!"
"I won't beat anyone up," Yugi said. "Now head downstairs and stop staring."
Yugi and Yami went downstairs to meet a surprisingly happy Arigale. (o.O) "I bought you the cutest outfits," Arigale said to her horribly embarrassed son. (My mom is like that too. When she shows me half the stuff she buys I just wanna shoot myself. Nebaru: Then I mock him… then he makes me wear his clothes for the day/ spears me. Sigfrid: I like spearing.) "Why don't you try them on?"
"Oh god," Yugi though then Yami mocked him through the mind link. "I'll try them on tomorrow."
"GET YOUR BUTT UPSTAIRS AND TRY THEM ON," Arigale shouted. "DON'T MAKE ME GET THE LADLE!!!"
"Not the ladle," Yami said mockingly.
Arigale got an evil look on her face then said, "I also bought things for you too Yami." She then presented him with a black shirt that says: Swordchucks yo! (… Don't ask.)
"Swordchucks?" Yami asked. "The hell?"
Yugi and Yami then went to their room to try on their clothes and thankfully Arigale didn't make them show anyone but her. Yugi had a shirt with a Kuriboh that said: Beware of the cuteness. (I saw that in a fanfic but I can't remember what one.) "I can't wear half these things," Yugi said to Yami through the mind link. 'Everything except my uniform are things I'd never wear unless my life depended on it! Darn her!'
'I know what you mean but you'd be better off not saying a thing and act like you enjoy wearing these Ra forbidden clothes.'
'Yeah… she scares me with a ladle in her hand.'
'Same here, your mother can knock me out with that thing.'
"What are you talking about?" Arigale asked. "I know that look."
"We are talking about how… wonderful these clothes are," Yugi said. 'As if…'
"That's great," Arigale said happily. "I also bought you some nice white sneakers for school gym and I know you like black you I got you some black shoes for everyday use."
"Do you even know what size shoe I wear now?" Yugi asked. "I sure don't."
"You jumped from a six to a ten," Arigale replied. (I was going to make a fanfic where Yugi comes over to Serenity's house and Mrs. Wheeler makes fun of Yugi because of his small feet but I never did that… prolly never will.) "I know because I saw what size shoe you had on when you went to the arcade with Joey."
"I'm going to put studs and stuff on my shoes once mom goes back to Canada for work," Yugi thought.
'Good, I like shiny metal.'
'o.O K…'
'WHAT?!'
'You're like a bird.'
'SHUT UP!!!'
"YUGI," Arigale shouted. "Stop talking to Yami behind my back!" Arigale then hit Yugi on the head with her trusty ladle.
Yugi went downstairs while rubbing his head and then him and his friends played games until 9:00 and then went home. Yugi had to go to bed and tomorrow he must face all his other friends and the girls at Home-Ec.
Sigfrid: o.O
Nebaru: That was long.
Sigfrid: I hope you like it and I'm taking votes in my Half Demon! Story for whether or not Jasmine should find Yami. Vote in your review there. Not here there.