WARNING: THIS IS JUST A JOKE. OKAY? DON'T HATE ME IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Love, Gothie~ :D

So, right, one day the Alliance were just chilling, right? They're pretty popular, you know. Everywhere they go, women were chasing them. They were so fuckin' popular. Especially one member in the group, and that was Arthur Kirkland. He was the heart and soul of the Alliance. His voice made women swoon and men think. He was so fuckin' smart, man. I swear to fuckin' God.

So, anyway. Arthur came to a meeting with the Alliance one day with someone. And that someone was Kiku Honda. Arthur met Kiku at a party one day, asking him about art stuff and crap like that. So anyway, Arthur has Kiku at the Alliance meeting.

And Alfred was like, "Whoa, dude. Why's he here?"

And Arthur was like, "Because he can. You got a problem with that?"

And Alfred was like, "No."

And Arthur was like, "Good."

And Kiku said something in Japanese. 'Cause he's from Japan. Anyway, later on Arthur kept bringing Kiku over to the Alliance meetings and everyone was not cool with it. Especially when one day, Arthur and Kiku wouldn't shut up about the number nine. So one day, Alfred told Arthur he can't bring Kiku anymore.

So Arthur was like, "Then I guess I'm out too."

And Alfred was like, "Fine! We don't need you!"

And Arthur was like, "Whatever man." And left the Alliance with Kiku. When reporters asked why Arthur left the Alliance, he replied with,

"I'm not The Alliance! I'm just me."

So, Arthur began working on his own with Kiku and they made some pretty cool hits. Man, they were everywhere. On the radio, the television, and magazine covers. You should of seen the Time magazine cover they were on. They were naked. Together. It was very artistic.

Oh, and they made some kind of music video too. Arthur was jamming on the piano all gentle-like, singin' something about imagination and Kiku was just chillin' on the bed, all cool-like. They toured everywhere, man. Sometimes, Francis would join because he and Arthur were still cool, surprisingly.

It was so cool and stuff, but a lot of fans still blame Kiku for breaking up the Alliance, but Arthur is like, "Whatever, man. We're going to New York to chill for a while."

And, well. I think you all know what happened at New York. Fans, man. They're fuckin' crazy.

THE END.

Author's Notes: :D;; Yeah, inspired by some England/Japan, Lennon/Yoko jokes.

BUT COME ON! I wasn't the only one thinking about this, right?

R/R please. ;w;