A Pointless Story
The Cast:
Griever-That=s me, the #1 big man and all around cool guy.
War Shogun-He doesn=t exist, but that doesn=t mean he can=t make us laugh!
Girlvoice-This annoying chick I know(who shall remain nameless) that never shuts up. She=s like a perpetual chattering freak!
Sacred-My goody-two shoes ally in the battle for adequate reading.
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GV-We=re on live! Welcome to my show-
Sacred-My show-
GV-His show! *scowls meanly*
GV-Our guests today are both extremely cool! War Shogun, a young Japanese samurai with blue hair, who made his big debut in the incredibly amazing fic Sages of FanFiction=! And yes ladies, he is single! *turns to Sacred, whispers* Who writes this crap?
WS-*walks on stage smiling* Glad to be here! What a great audience! *blows kisses*
GV-Welcome to the show, War Shogun!
WS-Thanks!!
Sacred-Yea, yea. Now, our next guest is by far the coolest, strongest, most handsome author on Fan Fiction-yea, you know who I=m talking about-Griever!!
GV-Oh, what a tremendous hottie! *blushes*
Griever-How you doin=?
GV-Well, I=m...uh...I=m uhhh...Sacred!
Sacred-She=s charmed. Go ahead and take a seat Griever. We have a lot of questions for you and War Shogun.
Griever-Yep. Shogi and me, we=ve been best friends since...well, since I molded him with theses hands o= mine that created Sages of FanFiction=!
WS-My name=s War Shogun, Griever.
Griever-Sure, Shogi!
WS-*sneers and does a traditional Japanese finger gesture*
GV-Hope the cameras didn=t catch that one, War Shogun.
WS-I=ll show you something else! *whips out saber and slices his chair in two*
Sacred-Dammit, Shogun! I just bought that couch! Three more payments! Just three more payments!
WS-Man, I=m runnin= on empty! Usually destroying furniture packs a bigger zing! Guess I need more pills. *takes out Japanese sex pills, the friendly alternative to Ecstasy!*
WS-*eyes get big* Oh yea, baby! Gimme some sugar! *begins drooling rapidly*
Griever-Wicked! He=s a friggin= super pervert!
GV-Oh shit, he=s looking at me!
WS-*dashes over and rips Girlvoice=s shirt off*
GV-*screams and throws hands over her breasts* Oh damn, I knew I should have worn a bra today!
Sacred-Security! Get this horny bastard out of here! Bring the cattle prod!
GV-And a t-shirt! *ducks behind Sacred=s chair*
Griever-Now this is my kinda show! Topless chicks, horny samurai, and cattle prods!! Oh yea, man! Let=s do this!
Sacred-Right Griever. Whatever.
Griever-Shut up.
GV-Excuse me, I=m half naked over here! Need shirt to cover boobs! I=m nippin= out here! What do I have to do to get someone to bring me a freakin= shirt?!
Sacred-Ah, security has arrived! Capture and remove the blue-haired freak! *large scuffle ensues*
Sacred-Well, even though we=re having such fun, it seems as though time has lost us! So until next time, this is Sacred, and that naked chick is Girlvoice, and we are gone!
GV-Shirt!
Griever-Hey, wasn=t I like gettin= three grand for this walk-on?
I wrote this in my math class, in about ten minutes, but I must admit, it is another masterpiece! Now, though I am tempted to stay, I must depart and go piss off someone who needs pissing off even worse than you! So until we meet again, goodbye from the one, the only, Griever!
The Cast:
Griever-That=s me, the #1 big man and all around cool guy.
War Shogun-He doesn=t exist, but that doesn=t mean he can=t make us laugh!
Girlvoice-This annoying chick I know(who shall remain nameless) that never shuts up. She=s like a perpetual chattering freak!
Sacred-My goody-two shoes ally in the battle for adequate reading.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
GV-We=re on live! Welcome to my show-
Sacred-My show-
GV-His show! *scowls meanly*
GV-Our guests today are both extremely cool! War Shogun, a young Japanese samurai with blue hair, who made his big debut in the incredibly amazing fic Sages of FanFiction=! And yes ladies, he is single! *turns to Sacred, whispers* Who writes this crap?
WS-*walks on stage smiling* Glad to be here! What a great audience! *blows kisses*
GV-Welcome to the show, War Shogun!
WS-Thanks!!
Sacred-Yea, yea. Now, our next guest is by far the coolest, strongest, most handsome author on Fan Fiction-yea, you know who I=m talking about-Griever!!
GV-Oh, what a tremendous hottie! *blushes*
Griever-How you doin=?
GV-Well, I=m...uh...I=m uhhh...Sacred!
Sacred-She=s charmed. Go ahead and take a seat Griever. We have a lot of questions for you and War Shogun.
Griever-Yep. Shogi and me, we=ve been best friends since...well, since I molded him with theses hands o= mine that created Sages of FanFiction=!
WS-My name=s War Shogun, Griever.
Griever-Sure, Shogi!
WS-*sneers and does a traditional Japanese finger gesture*
GV-Hope the cameras didn=t catch that one, War Shogun.
WS-I=ll show you something else! *whips out saber and slices his chair in two*
Sacred-Dammit, Shogun! I just bought that couch! Three more payments! Just three more payments!
WS-Man, I=m runnin= on empty! Usually destroying furniture packs a bigger zing! Guess I need more pills. *takes out Japanese sex pills, the friendly alternative to Ecstasy!*
WS-*eyes get big* Oh yea, baby! Gimme some sugar! *begins drooling rapidly*
Griever-Wicked! He=s a friggin= super pervert!
GV-Oh shit, he=s looking at me!
WS-*dashes over and rips Girlvoice=s shirt off*
GV-*screams and throws hands over her breasts* Oh damn, I knew I should have worn a bra today!
Sacred-Security! Get this horny bastard out of here! Bring the cattle prod!
GV-And a t-shirt! *ducks behind Sacred=s chair*
Griever-Now this is my kinda show! Topless chicks, horny samurai, and cattle prods!! Oh yea, man! Let=s do this!
Sacred-Right Griever. Whatever.
Griever-Shut up.
GV-Excuse me, I=m half naked over here! Need shirt to cover boobs! I=m nippin= out here! What do I have to do to get someone to bring me a freakin= shirt?!
Sacred-Ah, security has arrived! Capture and remove the blue-haired freak! *large scuffle ensues*
Sacred-Well, even though we=re having such fun, it seems as though time has lost us! So until next time, this is Sacred, and that naked chick is Girlvoice, and we are gone!
GV-Shirt!
Griever-Hey, wasn=t I like gettin= three grand for this walk-on?
I wrote this in my math class, in about ten minutes, but I must admit, it is another masterpiece! Now, though I am tempted to stay, I must depart and go piss off someone who needs pissing off even worse than you! So until we meet again, goodbye from the one, the only, Griever!