Tales From the Wastes
A/N: This story is a collection of random parodies, tales, and short-stories following various characters throughout the Capitol Wasteland. Some of these will make absolutely no sense, and are probably not possible in the Fallout universe, some will though. So enjoy, and reader beware! Lol.
Chapter 1: Fallout: New Vargas
Paladin Tristan, Sentinel Lyons, and the Lone Wanderer were all sitting around the table in the Den in the A-ring of the Citadel. Fawkes was standing behind them grunting to himself, and Dogmeat was randomly barking at something in the other room. Paladin Tristan was drinking a bottle of Aqua Pura. Just then, Knight Artemis ran in to the Den panting like crazy.
"Huff...huff....hey'd you guys see Paladin Vargas.....yet?" He said trying to catch his breathe.
Sentinel Lyons looked up and said. "No, why?"
Just then Paladin Vargas walked in. 'He' wasn't exactly himself. The Lone Wanderer's eyes widened in shock, Sentinel Lyons' eyes about popped right out of her head, and Paladin Tristan almost choked on his Aqua Pura. Fawkes stared at Vargas in confusion and Dogmeat started barking at 'him'.
"Hi guys!" Paladin Vargas said in a much more feminine voice. Paladin Vargas wasn't exactly...'masculine' anymore.
Sentinel Lyons took a deep breathe and asked "Vargas....is that you..? If so....what the HELL did you do to yourself!"
Paladin Vargas giggled lightly. "I found this master surgeon in Rivet City...named Pinkerton..Pokerton? Something like that. Anyway, I asked him to perform a gender change on me. You like?" He\She said.
Sentinel Lyons smacked herself in the forehead. "Why me..?" She asked herself shaking her head.
Fawkes turned to the Lone Wanderer. "I...don't get it. What happened?" Fawkes asked.
"You don't want to, Fawkes." the Lone Wanderer said.
End! Random right? Most of them are. Lol.