I have NO idea why I wrote this. XD Hope you like!
To the tune of Frosty the Snowman…Envy the Palm Tree.
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Envy, the palm tree,
Is a pretty creepy guy,
He can change his body,
But he usually, oddly,
Chooses a form that makes babies cry
Envy, the Palm Tree,
Was born a long time ago,
When an alchemist
Tried to bring back dead
(that alchemist's name is Ho)
He walks around with other things
(We call them Homunculi,)
And when you piss off one of them,
Think 'crap!' cause you will die
Oh! Envy, the palm tree,
Wears a skirt and halter top
He can barely run
But if you make fun
Envy will holler 'STOP!'
Envy, the palm tree,
Has siblings, numbered six
Two are Greed and Pride
Both are envied wide
For their good luck with the chicks
Envy, the palm tree,
Has two sisters, too,
They are Lust and Sloth
Neither wears much cloth
And their needs (for girls) are few
The other two
Of this weirdo crew
Are Gluttony and Wrath
And these two are the strangest, cause
They have the weirdest laugh
Oh! Envy, the palm tree
Is the weirdest guy I know
With a strange hairdo
And a tattoo, too,
And this song is ending now!
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Whatcha think? If anyone wants more…I was thinking 'Alphonse, the Suit of Armor'…or suggestions?