One day 3 little pigs decided to build their own houses because they did not like each other. One built his house out of straw, another out of wood, and the other out of brick.
Along came the wolf to the first house. He looked at it and ran and slammed into it with his body. The house collapsed but the first pig escaped and ran all the way to the second pig's house. The second pig opened the door and exclaimed
"Why are you here, I don't like you!"
"Please let me in. The wolf is after me." the first pig said huffing and puffing
"But I don't like you." said the second pig
"Please he's going to eat me"
"Alright I'll let you in" And the second pig let him into his house.
Along the wolf came again. The wolf saw the wood house and brought a torch. The wolf lit the house on fire. The pigs were coughing and wheezing and inhaled lot of smoke. They finally made it out and rain all the way to the third pig's house. The third pig opened the door and said
"Why are you here, I don't like you."
"Please let us in, the wolf is after us."
"No I don't like you" And with that the third pig slammed the door. Along came the wolf and seeing the two pigs, ate them.
And that is the origin of smoked bacon.