Sasuke was panicking. This was bad, very bad. Forget reviving the clan if he had to go through this. It wasn't helping that the dobe was a natural at this. Goddamn it, he was supposed to better at everything, but so far all the he learned was that little kids can scream, loudly.

oh yes, Uchiha Sasuke was stuck babysitting with Naruto, god forbid they baby-sit some kids who knew how to behave themselves but no, instead their stuck watching two little girls who insist on calling each other buddy/buddie. What kind of little kids call each other names like that? Although the buddie girl was pretty cool, she liked picking on buddy, who seemed to think hiding with Naruto would save her, although she was pretty abusive herself.

Sasuke sat on the couch and watched buddy come sit next to him. Together they watched Buddie and Naruto have a poking contest, so far Buddie was winning. 'How old are these kids, like 5 and 6? Sheesh!'

Buddy looked up at him with all her anime cuteness at work, "Sasu-kun, will you play dress up with me?"

He just stared at her. She blinked and oozed kawaii-ness. "Pleeeeeaaaase?"

He didn't want to, oh god he didn't want to, he tried to look away but she had moved so she was sitting across his knees. Sighing, he nodded. She let out a happy little squeak and guided him by the hand to her dressing room.

He stared in awe at the amount of clothing in the room. She had everything a kid could want.

"Sasu-kun, what do you want to dress up as?"

"hn,"

She glared at him and poked his ribs harshly. "Speak human Sasu-kun!"

He glared back. "Whatever you want."

she smirked and he could've sworn he saw smug satisfaction radiating off her.

"Mmmm... okay lets be..." she looked around the room before her eyes lit up and she smiled "a prince and princess!!"

Sasuke groaned, how had he known? While buddy was rapidly disappearing within a closet full of clothes Sasuke heard a scream and a yell of "Naru-kun! I was just playing!" before a loud thunk was heard and then the same voice saying "the wall is hard Naru-kun, you can ask buddy."

Sasuke shook his head and looked down at the little face that was tugging on his shirt. "What do you wanna wear Sasu-kun? Blue or black?"

Sasuke fought the urge to give her a small smile, of course, he won. Who knew little kids could be so considerate. He decided that he'd let her have her way, she was only a kid after all. "What do you think will look nicer?" he was trying to be sweet, key word, trying.

She just gave him a blank stare, looked him up and down before walking toward the closet, she returned with a blue velvet shirt, black leggings with white trim and soft looking slippers of the same blue as the shirt.

"Here, you can wear this. I'll go change too." she smiled softly before heading back into the closet. He turned to get changed.

30 min later buddy was quite tired of waiting for Sasu-kun to finish changing and stormed over to the bedroom he had hidden out in. she banged on the door as hard as she could and shouted "Sasu-kun!! It does not take this long to put on 3 pieces of clothes!!"

Sasuke had other ideas though, sure he had been changed within 10 min, but there was no way he was going out dressed how he was. His shirt was cut loose and the pants were like a second skin, with the shirt tucked in and the slippers on. He had himself fooled onto believing he was a real prince. More banging could be heard and Sasuke decided quickly what he could do.

Using his highly trained skills he slipped open the door grabbed buddy, pulled her in and shut the door and locked it, in the span of about 2 seconds.

Buddy blinked.

She turned to face Sasu-kun and practically squealed in delight! He looked like a real prince! It was amazing!

Meanwhile, he was looking at her. She only came up to his waist, but with her little yellow dress on and her hair pulled up he could almost believe she was a princess too. (Okay, so my egos acting up, it's not my fault I'm bored)

Buddy tugged on Sasuke's sleeve until he sat beside her and she walked around behind him. "Sasu-kun" she started sweetly, "your hair looks like a cockatoo."

He resisted the urge to glare at her and slowly turned to face her, and got a face full of water.

buddy glared at Sasu-kun, how dare he turn around when she was gonna do his hair so he could wear the crown she picked for him, and now, she knew this for a fact, he was going to be mad at her for spraying him with the water bottle. It wasn't her fault he turned around!

Sasuke glared at buddy, who was glaring at him, their glaring contest was interrupted by a thud on the door and Naruto's voice saying something like "I don't wanna bake a cake in the shape of a turtle!"

And then a smaller voice saying "we can eat ramen while it's in the oven."

Sasuke could practically hear Naruto's ears perk up "really? Ramen?"

"Yup."

"Alright!!!!"

And scuffling sounds followed along with buddies voice saying "put me down!!!"

By the time Sasuke had finished sweat dropping, his hair had been smoothed out, while still keeping it cockatoo look, and a stylish crown had been place on his head.

(Hey buddie, guess what? this is all with one hand as Samantha is currently sleeping on my lap supported by my other hand. she's actually pretty cute.)

He turned just in time to see buddy place a tiara on her own head. She smiled at him and held out her hand with a towel in it to dry himself up. (Awe!!! Sam is snoring!!!)

He wiped his face dry and stood up. A bang was heard from the kitchen and with glances at one another; Sasuke scooped buddy up and headed toward the kitchen. Neither expected to see Naruto and buddie glaring at a bag of flour whose contents were all over said glarers.

Then something even weirder happened, Sasuke started laughing. He couldn't help it, who knew Naruto and buddie could look so cute all powdery white and glaring. Of course by now they weren't glaring any more but staring at Sasuke like "WTF".

Buddy started laughing too. Naruto and buddie went back to glaring. (Cha!-put Sam in her bed and can now type with 2 hands-)

After they had all calmed down, Sasuke and buddy, in all their royal ness had taken to watching buddie and Naruto, in all their chef ness, from a safe distance. Buddie caught Naruto blushing under Sasuke's watch.

"Hey Naru-kun?"

"Yeah?"

She poke4-ed him.

"Hey!!"

"You like Sasuke. Don't you."

He blushed and turned away. She smirked evilly and sent the signal to buddy before turning back to Naruto who was trying to crack an egg with rasengan. She stopped him and shook her head, 'how old is this guy? 17/18? Sheesh.'

Buddy caught the signal, watched her buddie hit Naru-kun over the head with a spoon, and then turned to Sasu-kun. He looked down at her and she moved so she was sitting on his knee.

"Do you like Naru-kun?" she almost giggled, he blushed.

"Hn."

She glared and grabbed his nose. She forced his head to move up and down. "This means yes." she moved his head side to side and he glared and tried to get away "this means no. lets try not to have this conversation anymore."

Sasuke just glared harder.

"Well?? Do you like him or not."

Glaring harder he shrugged. "I guess the dobe's okay."

Buddy smirked and loud smack could be heard from the kitchen and they looked up to see buddie looking down behind the counter. "The floor is hard too Naru-kun."

Buddy nodded.

Naruto sat up and cradled his head. This was going to be the longest cooking experience of his life.

2 hours later left buddy, buddie, Sasuke and Naruto sitting on the couch, bored.

Thinking had never been buddy's strong suit, so she crawled over and sat on buddie who just looked at her. Buddy then proceeded to squish buddie. Buddie, not exactly wanting to be squished started poking buddy, who responded by hitting back. Soon, it was all out war, with Naruto and Sasuke trying to stop it.

A chase ensued, with many violent turns.

Sasuke and Naruto were quite sure that buddy and buddie were working together, seeing as how both girls had led them toward a closet and locked them with in. faced with only each other for company for only about an hour or so, it was no surprise that some how the conversation had took an uneasy turn.

"So, you uhm, well, I mean, you li-" Naruto was cut off as Sasuke kissed him, hard.

"For the 20th time, yes I like you. We'll go over the rest of the details later, and then screw each others brains out. Right now though we need to get out of this closet."

Naruto nodded and using their combined strength took the door down.

They ventured cautiously toward the living room and saw a sight that was as cute as it was pleasing. Buddy and buddie were laying down next to each other in all their floury princessy kawaii-ness. Sasuke and Naruto sat on the couch and Naruto moved so he was practically laying on Sasuke. They soon fell asleep.

They both awoke when they felt small hands and bodies curl up between them, a quick glance showed them the little girls. They all fell into a peaceful slumber.

20 minutes later Kakashi showed up with the girls' parents and walked into a house that looked like a giant coloring book/sketch pad. And there on the couch was a sight that practically begged to have a picture taken. A prince and princess, along with two powdery white ghosts lay on the couch asleep.

Kakashi grinned; blackmail was his new favorite pastime. After taking no less than 30 pictures, he woke the boys up told them to get ready to leave, and then watched as they gently picked up the little girls and laid them in bed.

They were walking toward the Hokage's office the next morning when Naruto and Sasuke felt something latch onto their legs. Looking down buddy and buddie were smiling up at them.

"My momma said that you were gonna watch us again tonight!! We ca play dress up Naru-kun!!"

"Sasuke-kun, do you like cooking?"

Both boys promptly passed out.

The end.