Should've Yelled Spoiler Alert!
"GUYS! Guys, you gotta see this!" Jean shrieked hysterically, the X-Crew gathering around her laptop as Jean showed them a video of the scene in the end credits of X-Men Days of Future Past. Everyone's eyes widened in horror on just who the blue skinned figure levitating the pyramid was.
"That's-that's…" Kurt shivered fearfully. "Apocalypse." Victor whispered teasingly, Kurt yelped and leaped onto the railing, biting his nails. "Victor!" Jean scolded, Victor simply shrugging.
"Guys… do you have any idea what that clip means?" Scott wondered, his pale look turning white as snow. "Um… they'll make another movie?" Jubilee asked stupidly
"Yes. But… it'll be a DISASTER film! Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!" Jean babbled crazily before her eyes shrank to pupils when the figure in question loomed over them.
"we're doomed." Scott gulped. "EVERYBODY! INTO FETAL POSITIONS!" Jean screamed, all the heroes cowering on the floor as Apocalypse shook his head. "No, no, no! I didn't come here to ask for a battle! Now cut out that position, it's embarrassing me!" Apocalypse explained
"Oh yeah? What is it you want then?" Victor asked gruffly. "To remind you that my film debut isn't until 2016." Apocalypse simply replied. "wait a sec… that's 2 years from now!" Logan gasped
"Technically speaking, yes. But there's Batman vs. Superman Dawn of Justice, Ant-Man, Big Hero 6, Avengers Age of Ultron, presumably another Sin City…" Hank rambled
"That's next year, Hank! So we have two years until the premiere, then we can go full regalia!" Scott exclaimed. "Exactly, lad! So basically if I were you, I'd reserve your seats for the main event…" Apocalypse reminded
"Hopefully it isn't in 3D. I get migraines from wearing them newfangled glasses too long." Sam moaned, Paige smacking him. "You took me to Divergent and you said you liked it! Faker!" Paige hissed
"Um, is there something you need to tell me? I'm also skilled in handling conflict resolution." Apocalypse offered, Scott shaking his head. "No worries, we'll build up an office for ya." Longshot replied
"Oh and the Hunger Games is almost finished!" Kitty piped up. "Good! I never enjoyed that barbaric excuse for a film series! Dystopian city, savage contestants, fascist totalitarian tyrants…" Jean blabbered
"Um, not to get too into detail, but it's in 2 parts." Rogue added "What?!" Scott gasped "Part 1, this November. Part 2, next year which coincidentally is the same as our flick." Bobby commented
"I'm never fond of those velvet seats in the theatre. It goes really awful for my clothes." Sinister complained "Look Essex, the new cinema down the street has new seats with recliners it'll be fine. So quit your whining and put on a tank top for God's sakes, it's too hot for long sleeves!" Jean remarked
"Ooh, I'm getting excited! Especially since I have a much larger role than last time!" Gambit exclaimed, getting dollar bills in his eyes. "Just wait Remy, it isn't long before opening day." Jean reminded