Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, their stephanie's…and the idea for this I give credit to someone who did it before me and inspired me (but I can't remember their username, so bear with me)
I wanted to Cullen-ify some X-mas carols so here you go: To the Tune of Jingle Bells:
Jingle Bells, Grizzly's Smell, Emmett ran away;
The Cullen-mobile lost a wheel,
And Alice ran that way.
Dashing through the snow,
Through the tiny town of Forks,
In a shiny car,
Laughing all the way.
HA HA HA
Bella's Face is red,
Emmett's making fun,
Edward's glaring hard,
Which will end in a fight.
AN-That's as far as I got…but I had fun...hope u liked it