Hello. I am the author of this project, wherein I will ship every character with every other character in alphabetical order, no matter how cracky. This means we will begin with:

BMO!

BMO is one of my absolute favourite characters. BMO is gender fluid, so I have no idea how to write his/her pronouns. For the time being, I will alternate between 'he' and 'she', if that's okay. Anyway, the first pairing is:

BMO x BMO!

Okay. This can go two ways. This is either a one shot where they decide and realise that they don't need romance, they just need themselves. Or, I can stay true to the premise and make them literally fall for themselves. I choose:

The Former! There really aren't enough of these kinds of stories out there.

Enjoy.

BMO knew what romance was.

He'd seen Jake and Lady Rainford together, and they were very, very in love. It was adorable, and sometimes BMO wished there'd be someone for her like that too.

He'd also seen Finn and Flame Princess. It'd been a relationship that had ended painfully, and both participants were hurt in the aftermath. That scared BMO. Was love that dangerous?

"Of course not," NEPTR had said. Finn had messed up. Love doesn't always work like that.

But what did NEPTR know? BMO was not aware of her friend having been in any relationships before.

"Air?"

"Yes, BMO?"

Air had stuck around in the beginning, but they didn't talk so much anymore.

"Do you love me?"

"Sure."

"But... Do you love love me?"

Air paused. He'd thought about this before. Yes, yes he did love BMO.

Love love.

But it was clear that BMO didn't quite understand what love was, and even if he did, BMO didn't love Air quite like that.

"I don't know. Do you want me to?"

"I don't know either."

"... So, why do you ask?"

"Eh?"

"I mean, what makes you think about love all of a sudden?"

BMO paused.

"Well... Finn broke up with his girlfriend, and he's pretty upset about it. I don't get it."

BMO paused again.

"Is something wrong with me?"

Air was taken aback at this statement.

"No! Of course not! What on earth would make you think that?"

"Well... We saw this movie, and they said robots can't feel love."

"So?"

"Is that not bad?"

"Of course not. Why would it be?"

"I don't know."

"That's because it isnt."

"Isn't what?"

"Not loving. It isn't bad."

"But what if I make people sad?"

"By not loving?"

"Yes. I don't want to make people sad."

"But you love so much, BMO. I see you all the time, loving Jake, loving Finn. So what if you don't want to kiss girls? I love you. You don't need love to fulfil yourself."

BMO smiled.

"Thank you," he said.

"Its fine. I'm here if you wanna talk. I'm always here, surrounding you, pressed against you.

Forever.

BMO smiled in happiness.

"Okay."

Wow, that turned into an asexual motivation... Thing. Like I said, BMO is one of my absolute favourite characters, and her characterization is difficult sometimes. He's a very imaginative little boy, yet also a caring mother. I might not get it quite right for a while.

Well, up next is BMO x Betty. Really, you could ship Betty with anyone, as, despite having her own episode, she doesn't have much in the way of characterisation other than 'Will not give up on stuff except when she does', which you have to admit is hard to work with.