You see a zombie coming at you with full speed. You panic, you have no more pipes, no more knives, and you just used your last bullet. But you're not done yet, you won't go out that easy.
Suddenly an idea pops into your hand and you position yourself waiting for the zombie to get close enough. It's only about 10 feet away now. As soon as it gets close to you, you quickly take your hands and grab it aggressively.
You gasp in mock excitement. "SOOO KAWAII!" You shout, holding the zombie's face between your hands. You squeal as loudly as possible and start doing a little back and forth dance with your feet.
The zombie stops trying to reach you with it's green rotting arms, it stops in place, it's face still in your hands, and stares at you in utter confusion. You're not done yet, however.
"Omigod! I bet if I just gave you a pretty new dress and brushed your hair out a little bit you would be even more kawaii!" You would spin around but you don't want to let go of it's face just yet.
Suddenly your eyes fill with excitement. "Maybe if you're that kawaii, senpai will finally notice me!" You act like you can hardly contain a scream. Your plan has worked, the zombie is standing there, looking a little bashful, and no longer intending to harm you.
You grab the zombie's hand and start running to your base, where you can fix it up as promised. You realize suddenly that maybe this is the way to handle all zombies. You have just saved the world.