The world is an unfair place. Sure, there are lots of nice people, but there are those who are deceitful and sometimes they aren't just those conniving doors salesman. There are lies even at the top of the chain, lies in which could ruin thousands of lives and cause hundreds of people to lose their jobs. But that's just business...
It's the start of another year of rich kids schooling for three girls' and a new scholarship for another three. Of course, we all know Haruhi, but who are the others? As we know, genius' don't come around very much and much less middle-class ones.
"Jeez, how the hell are we supposed to navigate our way through this school?" One of the three girls whined, clinging onto her books to stop her hands from shaking. The girls' short blonde hair barely tickled her shoulders as she turned round to the other two who were shaking their head, obviously slightly peeved at the girls slightly bipolar personality. One minute she was practically jumping up and down, the next she's whining.
"May, are you really going to do this to us? You even knocked on our doors at 5 in the morning shouting something about being late..." said the tall long haired girl, "Don't even try to tell us it was a so called 'dream'" Haruhi smiled at the two girl's argument, since she was used to it with them being childhood friends and all. Well, there's the scholarship students; May Munson, Adelaide Hill and Haruhi Fujioka.
While that happened, at the school gates two girls merely stood there insulting the girls uniform, while wearing a uniform of their own design, consisting of the boys' blazer over a white blouse along with a black pleated skort which went to just above the knee. They also wore black tights to cover their legs. When they had finally had enough of making jokes about the yellow monstrosity, they proceeded to the large entrance leading to the labyrinth of halls they had yet to face. "Class 1A, right, Nona?"said the petite girl with dirty blonde hair to a long chocolate brown haired girl called Nona. Nona nodded and smiled showing her agreement to the subject. The dirty blonde haired girl, Catina, gave a small smirk back before dragging her through the ever-lasting maze to their classroom. The two best friends; Catina Zolnerowich and Nona Penfield.
One of the daughters of the CEO of one of the biggest chain of banks in the world stood outside class 3A, wondering whether to enter or not, but quickly decided for it as the bell rang three times, signalling that homeroom was to start when the teachers were ready. The girl sat down at her seat, her boyish haircut attracting lots of unwanted attention. Despite this, she was not what they were gossiping about. Apparently, two weird girls and three scholar students were attending Ouran Academy this year, but the girls' lack of curiosity did not waver, even when she heard about their odd uniforms. The old friend; Tabitha Line.
These six girls were in for a huge surprise. In fact, at least 1/3 of the people who would cause this sat in their very class. Of course they didn't know that, for none of them had even thought about going to the Host Club. Half of them hadn't even heard of it! That was until...
"I thought libraries were supposed to be quiet!" Haruhi cried, clearly exasperated at the amount of noise that libraries showcased. Her two friends nodded at this statement. After a while of walking around the school, they all concluded that they needed to find a quiet room, possibly an abandoned one, to study in. "At least you two can pass without studying for English..." Haruhi muttered, causing the the two to giggle at their friends' distress.
"Y'know, you only really need help in biology. I can help if you want, Haru," Adelaide said. This was an obvious point to the girl, since Haruhi was still at least ten marks below her own score. But, instead of agreeing, Haruhi merely sighed and said, "I don't need your help, you're only going to shout at me for not knowing what a Bustard is..."
"They are very important creatures! You should already know that they weigh about 13.5 kg and that the females are usually heavier than the male, I don't even know why I'm friends with you anymore, it's obvious that you're a blubbering idiot that has no idea about birds or any of the REALLY IMPORTANT animals in the food chain!" Adelaide had gone on the 'Bustard Blubbering Riot', as the two other friends had dubbed it. May just put her head on Haruhi's shoulder which made her look at the ripped jeans and PewDiePie T-Shirt she was wearing. Laughter bubbled in her chest as she watched Adelaide, from the corner of her eye, smack her head into the wall repeatedly, trying to understand what was so difficult. 'She's as bipolar as I am', May thought as she felt the vibration of a growl coming from her friends shoulder.
When Adelaide had finally been drawn out of her Haruhi-induced rage, they walked down the Music corridor until they came to Music Room #3. "Wanna go in?" Haruhi asked to her friends. They both shook their heads, saying something like "lets get separate study rooms", before walking off, leaving Haruhi in front of the Music Room door. She reached her hand out to the door handle and opened it before walking though... and thus, her adventure started.
Meanwhile ,Catina and Nona had just gotten out of class due to the fact that their teacher held them back to start a petty argument about their 'inappropriate' uniforms, which ended in Catina threatening him with carefully worded forms of blackmail that, metaphorically, piled pressure on the teacher. They wandered out and settled themselves on a large windowsill in the corridor. Nona got out her book; Swallows and Amazons, while Catina got out her laptop to mess around on. They are both from rich rich families; Nona from a family that provides childcare and social services across the world, and Catina from a family that worked in computers and other devices. Their friendship is not exactly frowned on, but it is not needed either. Although this was a valid point, neither of them would give it up for anything. "Cat! Guess what!" Nona cried, suddenly slamming her book down. "What?" Catina said softly, looking at Nona.
"No! Guess!" Nona said again,
"Uuuh... You broke your trampoline again and got that 'I'm-Mentally-Older-Than-You' look from your sister, who is three years younger than you?" Catina guessed, knowing that that was an occurrence that happened more recently than the other things she had been asked to guess. Nona sighed and said, "
Nope! Try again!" She ended in a sing-song voice and ended up thoroughly pissing off her friend, who was trying to concentrate at the task on her computer.
"I don't know! What?!" Catina had finally cracked, her thick Russian accent shone through her Japanese, exposing her native country. Nona smiled and said,
"I get to burn stuff, Cat!" The once angry female cheered up considerably and started begging to join in with Nona's burning of stuff. It wasn't long before a bell rung, signalling the end of clubs. Unfortunately, the two girls didn't hear it, for they were too engrossed in the entertainment they had handy at that moment. Fast footsteps echoed down the hall, followed by various males shouting after the person. Now, this, the girls noticed. When they looked up, they saw a sight they didn't want to see...
"Nona, are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Catina asked softly.
"A girl dressed kind of like a boy being straddled by a blonde halfer? Haha... yeeeah," Nona answered. They both looked at each other before they started shouting, "This person is being sexually assaulted!" In unison. At that, the blonde boy finally noticed them and looked over to find them grinning at the scene and chanting the phrase over and over again, making the teachers look out of the teachers lounge that was situated just along the wide corridor. Before they could shout it a sixth time time, a pair of hands, large in comparison to theirs, covered their mouths. The twins were covering Nona's while Kyoya was covering Catina's.
"I would appreciate it if you didn't shout false accusations that may ruin our reputation." Kyoya said with a fake smile. Catina looked at him from the corner of her eye, grinned, then licked his hand. His palm darted away in an instant, leaving her mouth free.
"Ah, Mr Ootori, what a pleasure to be meeting you in this situation," she said sweetly. "Now, wipe that sick smile off of your face and make your poor slaves get the yebat off my friend," she added, harshly glaring at him. Two girls responded to the commotion that the group had caused and ran out of their 'Study Rooms' to see the problem, but stopped as soon as they saw Haruhi being straddled by Tamaki.
Catina and Kyoya were still glaring at each other, filling the air with a cold aura that was broken by the screams of pain the twins let out as Nona bit their fingers. "Haruhi! Are you ok? We heard the word sexual assault!" May shouted, kicking Tamaki off of her and pulling her up to her feet. "My baby!" May hugged her tightly, spinning her around before Tamaki yanked Haruhi from her grip and started doing the same.
"Could you guys quieten up out here?" Tabitha said, leaning against a door fram. Her yellow dress haungg off her frame loosely.
"TABITHA!" Catina shouted, tackling Tabitha and pinning her underneath her, faces inches away from each other.
"Oh... its you..." Tabitha said, dumbstruck by the sudden action. "Ooof course it was you, the one wearing a weird uniform and shouting sexual assault right next to the teachers lounge..." Catina just grinned mischievously with Tabitha still pinned to the ground below her and just said, "Can I... Slytherin?" Everybody looked at her and Nona. Tabitha and May burst out laughing at the sudden sexual joke.
"I'm afraid that I cannot let anybody leave without you all being sworn to secrecy about the actions the Host Club have just displayed." Kyoya said looking at everybody, his glasses catching the light as he pushed them up the bridge of his nose. Catina smirked slightly, got off Tabitha and walked to Kyoya, a puppy dog face plastered on.
"Please, Sir. Give us mercy! Even though you are an irrelevant dick, we sincerely hope that our freedom will be spared unlike the little piglet here." At this point Catina had her hands against Kyoya's chest and was staring into Kyoya's eyes trying to convince him to let them leave without any begging or promises that could be held against them by the Shadow King.
"No." He said bluntly, making everybody's eyes harden. "You will have to be put under close observation. They would've gotten off with a light apology if it weren't for you." he said the last bit to Catina.
Nona unconsciously looked at the twins who were still nursing their bitten fingers, but before she could realize she was staring, Kaoru's gaze met hers. She quickly averted her eyes and tried desperately to keep a blush at bay. While she was staring at Kaoru, Catina and Kyoya had continued to have a heated argument before one last statement was made by the both of them. "This is war." They both walked separate ways to each other, the girls going one way, boys on the other. Little did they know that every boy was staring back at someone as they stalked out the room... It was war alright.