Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants or any related characters.
Author's note: i was looking through my stories and i decided to re edit them so here ya go.
French Narrator: Ahh what another fine day in Bikini Bottom, as Spongebob and Patrick get ready for another day of camping in the woods.
(Hallelujah chorus) "Spongebob and Patrick are going camping again but they aren't going to be in his front yard this time so I get a weekend full of relaxation." Squidward whispered exictedly as he watched his neighbors pack
"Ahe hehehe"
"SPONGEBOB WHAT ARE YOU BARNACLE HEADS DOING!" Squidward shouted
"Nothing Squidward except thinking about all the fun we'll have camping. So Squidward are you ready to hike to the woods with us?" Spongebob asked his neighbor
"Hike to the woods? I wouldn't go camping with you even if a seabear chased me there and even if that ever happened I'd rather get eaten then camp with you." he screamed atSpongebob
"Ok then see ya when we get back." Spongebob and Patrick shouted back to squidward
"Ok let's go Patrick." Spongebob said to patrick
French Narrator: Spongebob and Patrick head into the woods will they get lost?
French Narrator: As Spongebob and Patrick head into the woods let's see what trouble is headed for them.
"(Doorbell) Ding! Dong! SPONGEBOB! Leave me alone. O wait those two left for the woods. I wonder who's there. (Ding! Dong!) Alright, alright I'm coming." Squidward thought to himself
"Hello sir I'm almost done installing your new doorbell." the fish said while installing the doorbell
"Doorbell? Huh? What I don't need a new doorbell."he shouted at the clerk
"Well this is the home of Squidward Tentacles right?" The clerk asked
"Yes but I didn't order anything." Squidward replied
"Yes I know Squilliam sent this for you. Oh and he also sent you this letter." The clerk whistled out as he handed the letter to squidward
Dear Squidward,
This doorbell is here to remind everybody that rings it that you are a loser.
Your high school Buddy Squilliam
P.S The doorbell is indestructible
Ok it's done. (Rings new door bell) Mexican hat dance plays.
Oh well back to playing my clarinet. (Plays clarinet) Mexican hat dance plays-Doorbell
What who's that? Doorbell plays again. Ok, ok I'll get the door
French Narrator: Who's waiting on the other side of the door? Hopefully it's not something scary say a seabear
Authors note: sorry it was so short I didn't have enough time to write I will make the next chapter longer and funnier. Please read and Review. As soon as I get a review even if it's a negative one I'll write the second chapter.