Hey, it's Funshutsu! You've probably already heard, but this is a remastered version of a fic published 3 years ago. There will be many changes in content, mainly involving that strange gay romance Conker and Vexx had (but it'll still be there).

In this Chapter, Conker is informed of someone who's destroyed a small village near his home; he's indifferent about the situation at first until he hears that a $30,000 reward will be given to anyone who has information about said "someone". Please enjoy! ^_^

1 - A New Enemy is Afoot

It was the afternoon. Near a small, remote village, a short, red squirrel sat leisurely on a pink couch. Everything in this house was pink; the aforementioned couch, the circle-shaped rug lying in the center of the room, even the dial-up phone sitting on a nearby dresser to his right, near the front door.

He was currently surfing through some channels, but he sighed when he couldn't find interesting playing. He wanted to take a nap, but a cup of morning coffee drunken several hours ago would unwillingly keep him wide awake. He slumped over, his left leg laying spread-out on the couch while his right leg hung over the foot of the couch. He rolled his eyes.

"Man, it sure is boring around here…", he mumbled. He looked to his right; a wall with a picture frame. Inside of the frame was a picture of both he and a taller female chipmunk dressed in a rather skimpy pink and yellow outfit. She was bending over so that her face met with the red squirrel's, since he was shorter than her. They were both making peace signs with one hand and holding ice cream cones with the other, and both were smiling joyfully, however the shorter male sported more of a wide grin than a smile. On the bottom of the picture frame read "Conker and Berri: A couple meant for each other.", with a heart at the end of the sentence.

"I sure miss Berri. She was a sweet gal…", the red squirrel, possibly Conker, said. Apparently, Conker and Berri were very close to each other, with Berri possibly being his girlfriend. We had yet to know what happened to her, though.

Conker faced back towards the TV when he overheard something that caught his attention. It looked to be a news report.

"Reports say that a feral young man is trying to destroy this small village.", the news reporter explained over the TV.

Conker leaned his head to the side. "Huh? Who's that?", he muttered. He decided to listen to more of the news report in order to get more information.

"A sketch sent to us confirms that this is the man that left a small village to burn to ashes. Many of its inhabitants are now homeless due to this devastating event-"

Conker interrupted. "Ugh, again with this 'terrorism' bullcrap? Why can't they just protect themselves? If I can do it, then surely they can do it, too…", he groaned. Indeed, Conker was tired of constantly hearing of terrorists attacks, one after another; the news channels were flooded with news on this topic.

"-The man is still at large. If anyone has found or has information about this young, ferocious man, please call Crimestoppers and you'll receive a $30,000 reward."

Conker then paused the showing and thought for a moment. "Hmm, well if a $30,000 reward is included, then maybe I could find this dude and send him to the proper authorities., but first I have to take a picture of this sketch…", he says, leaving to another room to grab a camera.

He reappeared and took a quick photo of the sketch showing on the TV. The camera would then print out the photo and Conker would flick it several time to get a clear picture. All he had to find was a young man with spiky blue hair, large, blue eyes, and giant, red talons on each hand. This seemed easy enough…

"Hmm. I think I can find this man…", he muttered, heading towards his front door to leave. He then set out to find whoever caused this village fire.

And that's the first Chapter done. The publish schedule for this fic will be pretty random since I'm still working on Sonic Quadru-Venture. Peace out! ^_^