NOTE: Yes i have watched the show and was even a brony once. And there is swaring...
Act 1:(STFU I am using acts.)
One day in Pony Land (I can't remember the names that well so please correct me.) there was a Pink pony named Pinky and there was a purple one named Brain.
Pinky and the Brain loved to inter- what... there names aren't Pinky and the Brain... oh... man i fucked up.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight New Moon in Pony C*nt- What the fuck now! Oh its not Pony C*nt its Pony Vill... and the purple one is named Twilight Sparkle... Not big suprise...
OKAY! Pinkie and Twilight in Pony Vill saw a fat 30 year old male and was suprised, i mean they have seen 11 - even 20 year olds who have some form of a life but have never seen somebo- WHAT THE FUCK NOW! WAIT FUCK NO I AM NOT WRIGHTING THAT FUCKAEDJA GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING KERfdsf BOARD!dcvgfb\
(Sorry for the wrighter as he was saying.) anypony like that...
Pinkie "Uh... i would love to stay but..." Pinkie stoped eddward there "Are you sure i mean we could change this guy for the better?"
Bella "SURE AND HE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS AND MAKE CANDY NECKLESSESS!"
MEANWHILE IN NORMAL PLACE KNOWN AS BUTT FACE- What oh its Earth forgot there...
There was a human named J***** Nathan L******** for now Nate.
Nate "Hey look Mr Enter made a new video! oh..." After seeing the title he frowned...
"Horses..."
MEANWHILE IN WHO GIVES A FUCK!
Pinky and the brain "Wait i have seen people like this, there called trolls that make fun of people because of what they like."
Twilight AKA Eddward "What Per- (FUCK YOU CO-WRIGHTER!) Pony would do such a thing?!"
Pink Peach "I don't know Wait! i can use my head peni- My Horn!-y PEINIS (Damn it main wrighter.)"
BACK IN A LAND PEOPLE GIVES EVEN LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT.
Nate "Wright time to miss spell words in my own sentesesssssssss and make fun of fat little pussys known as bronies."
FUCK DUCK I LOST EVERYTHING AND HAD TO WRIGHT IT AGAIN!
Pinky says "Okay this is a teen jerk who has nothing to do but make fun of Bronies and make bad stores about them dying.
Twilight says "Well that isn't very nice... WAIT! maybe if we make him a friend we can teach him how to be nice!"
Act 2: