Hemingway & Stein

by leiram enaj

Had Quinntana been end game, this is how I would imagine them. Everything up until "I Do" is canon. Just a couple of one-shots. Pure Quinn and Santana randomness. Again. Random. Conversations. that can stand on their own.

1. Chapter 1 - Codenames

Hemingway & Stein

"Why can't you be Hemingway?"
"Because I'm already Gertrude Stein."
"Why can't I be Stein, I can be a Stein."
"Right. I've already told you. Between the two of us, I'm more the female."
"I actually detest that Fabray. Fine, you be Stein. Everyone knows Stein' s the gayer one. She actually had a lady friend. Sheesh."
"Did you really just say 'lady friend'?"
"Leave me alone."
"I love you."
...
"Such a dork, Goodnight Fabray."
"Goodnight Santana."

Text from Santana Lopez
I'm changing your name now.

Text from QFabray
Yes? So long as it's the right one.

Text from Santana Lopez
Yeah, yeah. You're now Stein the bitch.

Text from Stein the bitch
Hmm. Classy. I'd rather you keep babe, or Q. I'd prefer QLopez too, but yeah, whatever.

Text from Hemingway
QLopez huh? Always thought you were too white to be a Lopez, but that's actually really hot.

Text from Stein the bitch
That's absolutely racist.

Text from Hemingway
Yeah, but you love me.

Text from Stein Lopez
Unfortunately.

Text from Hemingway
I love you more. Goodnight SteinL.

Text from Stein Lopez
See you in the morning Hemingway.