This is not the romance story I promised, and by the way, Russinka wins. =)
Sunil tossed Vinnie the ball. ''Catch it!'' He said. It landed on Vinnie's face and he fell over. Sunil rolled his eyes. ''Dude, I said catch it!'' ''I don't give a Zoe's butt what you said! That hurt!'' ''Whatever,'' Vinnie got up and glared at him.
''Don't whatever me! Or i'll make mean joke about you!'' Sunil blinked. ''Like what?'' He asked. Vinnie thought for a momment. ''Well,'' he said. ''Jo mama so ugly, she beat Java the hut in the ugly pagent.'' Sunil's eyes widen. ''HOW DARE YOU! Well, guess what!'' Vinnie blinked. ''Jo mama is so dumb, she put a battery in her butt hole and sang, 'I got the power!''
Vinnie glared at him. ''Excuse me!?'' He asked all sassified. Raja and Carrie hid behind a chair. ''This is not good.'' Raja whimpered. Carrie nodded in agreement. ''Should we go tell mommy?'' Raja shook his head. ''No, Mommy will make it even worse. We gotta go tell uncle Russell.' Carrie nodded and the twins ran off, leaving there dad and uncle to there mama fight.
''Uncle Russell!'' Russell turned around to see Raja and Carrie. ''Yes?'' ''Daddy and uncle Vinnie are fighting again.'' Russell rolled his eyes. ''What is it this time?'' He asked. ''They're fighting about their mamas.'' Russell's eyes widen. ''Excuse me, what?'' Raja nodded. ''You heard her.'' Russell blinked. ''Ok... i'll try my best to stop them.''
''NO YOU SHUT UP!'' ''NO YOU!'' ''NO! YOU!'' ''OH BE QUEIT YOU OVERGROWN PIG!'' Sunil pounced on Vinnie and they began to slap each other. ''What is going on here?'' Russell asked.
Vinnie glared at him. ''Stay out of this hoggy boy!'' Russell blinked. ''Hoggy boy? Well, i'm sorry big eyes, did I make you mad?!'' Vinnie pounced on Russell and began to slap his face.
''What in the world is going on here?'' Shahrukh asked, walking inside the play room. ''Me and Sugar Sprinkles are trying to take a nap and...'' Sunil punched his face!
Blood ran down Shahrukh's nose. He looked at Sunil and growled. ''It's on now!'' He snarled and kicked Sunil's balls. Sunil gasped in pain and slapped Shahrukh.
''WHAT THE F**** IS GOING ON HERE?!'' Zoe screamed. Everyone looked at her. ''Vinnie insulted my mom!'' Sunil said. ''Yeah, and Sunil hit in the face with a ball!'' ''On accident!'' ''Whatever!'' ''WAIT A MINUTE!?'' Shahrukh growled.
''Your telling me, that you punched me, because of stupid stuff?... THAT'S IT!"' He screamed. ''Honey,'' Sugar Sprinkles called out. ''What's wrong?'' ''Nothing babycakes, just don't come down here, things are about to very messy!'' He said looking at Sunil. ''Ok, cupcakes, come to bed soon.'' ''I will, once I punch-I mean help, Sunil.''
Shahrukh pounced on Sunil and that is where the fight began. Raja and Carrie looked at each other. This was very bad. Very bad indeed.