Alrighty, just to let you know… this is random. I know. Get over it. Gobi is me, obviously, and Wolf is my friend. M' kay? Good. We made this in school one day after being bored for quite some time… I added to the original story to make it longer. :D Enjoy.

The village of Konoha… So peaceful and tranquil. Birds innocently fly by and hawks swoop down and kill those birds…

Wolf: YAAAW!! -Drives a tractor through the village-

Naruto: OMG!

Gobi: OMG!

Wolf: -Wrecking ball smashes through the buildings and hits Naruto-

Naruto: -Goes flying-

Sakura: Naruto!

Itachi: Why the hell am I here? -Spots a random bar- Oh, goodie! Pull-ups time!

Sasuke: (Curse mark) Grehahahahweee! -Tears Zaku's arms off-

Zaku: Noooo! -Dies-

Sakura: OMG SAUCE-KAY-KUN NUUU!!!

Sasuke: -Tears off Sakura's hair-

Kakashi: -Reads his por- book-

Itachi: -Does pull-ups-

Wolf: -Continues driving through-

Sasuke: -Swings Zaku's arm and Sakura's hair above his head- GRAHWAHWA!!!

Sakura: Baaaaaaaald!

Naruto: I'm in pain! -Gets his legs crushed by the tractor- MY LEGS!

Kakashi: Hmm… I should help everyone, but this book is so interesting…

Gobi: -Inches away from Sasuke-

Wolf: -Drives towards the people-

Sakura: YOU- -Is run over-

Naruto: SAVE THE CRAZY ONE!!! -Tries to crawl away-

Kakashi: No, Naruto. Ladies first. Come on, Sakura… -Kicks Sakura's head-

Sakura: -Head pops off-

Kakashi: …

Naruto: …

Sasuke: GRAHWAHEEE!!! -Continues swinging the arm and hair-

Wolf: -Is somehow flung from the tractor-

Kakashi: Oh! -Jumps onto the wrecking ball and does the can-can-

Itachi: I'm almost to ten pull-ups!

Gobi: Naruto!!! Ruuuun crazy one, ruuuun!

Naruto: …

Gobi: … Whoops.

Naruto: I hate you. -Drags himself away-

Kyuubi: YOU WILL NOT DI-

Naruto: I'm not dying.

Kyuubi: …Oh. Well, I'll see you later then.

Kakashi: Can-can, can you do the can-can… -Drops his book- (GASP) NOOOOOOO!!! -Explodes-

Itachi: -Falls from the explosion in slow motion- Noooooooooo…! -Lands on Sasuke-

Sasuke: Grah! -Is crushed-

Sakura: -Twitch-

Gobi: Now if only Deidara-kun was here…

Itachi: You know… Deidara's actually a girl, right? (AN: I KNOW Deidara's a guy. Don't freak out.)

Gobi: -Falls to her knees- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Naruto: Stupid people and their stupid things… -Stops moving- Uh-oh…

Kyuubi: -Comes out- YOU WILL NOT DIE!

Naruto: …

Kyuubi: …

Naruto: …

Kyuubi: Oh, that's right. He dies when I escape… Damn it!

Gobi: Erm…

Kakashi: -Still doing the can-can- My whole team I-I-is de-ad. My whole entire squad is dead. Danananananana…

Gobi: -Sniff-

Itachi: … Wanna help me revive my clan?

Gobi: -Turns around- WHAT THE FUCK?!

Itachi: I didn't say anything.

Gobi: You better damn well not have.

Kakashi: Eeh… Let's see: Dead: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Zaku- I don't know who the hell he is-, that crazy fan girl's sanity. Alive: Me- of course-, Itachi, the crazy fan girl, the crazy girl driving the tractor, and Kyuubi… I think.

Kyuubi: Yeah, I'm gonna go attack Suna now, okay? Hopefully the Naruto incident won't repeat… God, the ramen… So much ramen…

Kakashi: I'm gonna go read the same Icha Icha book over and over again until the day I die.

Gobi: -Rocks back and forth- Naruto-kun's dead… Deidara's a girl… EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!! -Sobs-

Wolf: … To InuYasha! -Runs off-

All flames will be severely made fun of.

...Gobi