A/N- Hey everybody! This new story is between the scenes of This Is AWESOME! So if you haven't read it, you should :P These are random events that happen, based on my story This is AWESOME! So yea, hope you enjoy my randomness XDXDXD
P.S.- I had help from emobunny03 to write these XD Go check out her story ,"Different Worlds"... It's pretty snazzy ;D And I added an extra friend for these 'adventures'. Her name is Tyra and she gave me the idea to write this random event so I thought I'd add her XD
The First Random Event- Hidan's shoes and Kazu's boxers.
The three girls were having a blast, their mentors, Itachi, Pein, and Hidan were on a mission. They left last week and the girls were happier than ever. Usually they'd be training their asses off, but not this week.
Azby, Jess and Tyra were walking around the hideout, looking for Brianna.
"Godammit.." Azby said while brushing her fingers through her hair now short hair (A/N- Azby cut her hair and it's beautiful ^^), "Where could she be..!"
"She's probably climbing up the side of the hideout, that monkey.." Tyra responded.
"WAIT!..." Jess said while stopping.
"WHAT!" Tyra and Azby screamed.
"I have a rock in my shoe.." She said while taking off her shoe and holding it upside and letting the rock fall out. Tyra did her famous 'face palm' and started walking again, with Azby by her side.
"heehee.." Somebody giggled around the corner of the hallway. Tyra and Azby stopped.
"Did you hear that?" Tyra whispered.
"yea." Azby replied.
"HEAR WHAT!" Jess practically shouted.
"shut. up." Tyra snapped while putting her hand over Jess' mouth.
"I'm wearing Hidan's sandals.." Brianna said while walking around the corner. She looked up to see Azby, Tyra, and Jess standing there. The three looked down at Brianna's feet to see her wearing over-sized sandals.
"Uhhh..." Azby said while scratching her head.
"Don't tell Hidan about this! He'll freak!" Brianna said, but while she said it the three girls looked at something that was above her head. Brianna slowly turned around, and there stood...HIDAN. She turned back and there only stood Tyra.
"Why. Are. You. Wearing. My. Fucking. Shoes?" Hidan said while staring at the back of her head.
" THEY'RE BACK...RUUUUN!" Brianna screamed. She ran down the hallway her fastest with Tyra at her side. Hidan's shoes were slowing her down. She tryed to kick them off, but it then made her fall down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Brianna screamed while crawling forward. Hidan walked up to her and grabbed her ankle and started pulling her to his room. She lifted her hand in front of her and Tyra grabbed it, but Hidan won the tug of war. Tyra watched her get pulled into... Hidan's hell hole. While he was pulling her, her shirt started to rise up and there just had to be carpet.
"RUG BURN!" Brianna screamed, "IT HURTS!" Hidan laughed a crazy laugh. Brianna then kicked him where the sun don't shine with the foot he wasn't holding on to.
Hidan doubled over and let go of her foot. Brianna stood up and looked at Hidan, she took off his shoes and threw them at him.
"FEEL THE WRATH OF BINKS, YOU PEDOPHILE!" She screamed and she ran away. Tyra was still in the hallway. "RUN, T-DOG, RUUUUN!" Brianna screamed while running past Tyra faster than lightning. Then a few seconds later Hidan was zooming by. Tyra stood there, then she walked off singing, "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!" Doing a ghetto walk down the boring, gloomy hallway. As Tyra walked, and sang everything in her path turned a bright color. Someone's feeling happy today!
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Brianna finally got into her room and she locked it. "Phew." She said while walking to her bed and collapsing on it.
"Boo."
"!"
Brianna unlocked her door and ran out.
"Yes! I'm finally scary!" Casper the Ghost said while going out of Brianna's room, going to tell the other ghosts.
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Hidan gave up and was sitting in the kitchen. He thought he heard a faint scream, but he ignored it.
"I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SK-" Tyra sang, but then stopped when she saw Hidan.
"What the hell are you doing?" Hidan asked while biting into a random apple.
"Singing. GAWD! Why does everybody pick on me!" Tyra screamed while running into her room everything in her path turned a sad blue shade.
"Looks like it's somebody's time of the month again!" Jessamyne said randomly from under the table. Hidan quickly pulled his legs onto the chair. He looked at the end of the table and Azby was sitting there eating a banana. Hidna winked at her as she was slowly putting the banana farther and farther into her mouth. Then she... bit it.
Hidan's eyes went wide and his hand went over his crotch. He stood up and ran away, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hidan was turning into one of the girl's.. one of the pansy's..
~*~*At bed time*~*~
"Fuck. Finally peace and quiet." Hidan said while leaning back into his bed. He felt something poke him. He slowly opened his eyes and there was Brianna who was floating over him. Well she was connected to a rope that Azby, Tyra, and Jess were holding. She was in all black and her black hair was tied back into a tight pony tail and a black toque (If you don't know what a toque is, it's a hat people use to keep their head warm in winter). She had two black marks across her cheeks. The other girls were exactly like her, except Azby, since her hair couldn't go into a ponytail.
"LIFT ME UP!" Brianna screamed. The three girls yelled, "HEAVE. HOOOOOOO! HEAVE. HOOOOOOO!"
Hidan tried to grab Brianna, but she was pulled up into the random vents.
"Phew. Close one." Jess said while swiping her forehead.
"Let's make a plan.." Azby suggested.
"YEA! How about, we all sneak around and try to steal Kakuzu's money.." Tyra responded.
"YEA! and correction, we don't call him Kakuzu, just Kazu!" Brianna exclaimed while smiling. Tyra smiled, "Koo Koo Kazu!" Tyra exclaimed while smiling.
"Okay, one at a time we jump down over at that exit!" Jess pointed at a random exit sign.
"Why the hell is there an exit sign in the vents!" Azby exclaimed.
"I dunno.." Brianna responded. They all made their way slowly to the exit sign, not wanting anyone from below to here them. Brianna jumped down first, then Tyra, then Azby, and Jessamyne fell..
"Okay. Are we all good?" Tyra asked. Jessamyne stood up and nodded. They all looked around, they were in Kazu's room. Brianna walked to the drawer and opened the top one.
"Come look at this you guys!" She shouted. They all ran to Brianna.
"We should wear these on our heads and run around." Azby said.
"Wait! Pein's room is next to here! I'll go get one of his!" Jessamyne shouted, she quickly ran next door and was back in seconds with a bright orange gitch on her head, making her look like Choji, with black hair. Brianna put green boxers on her head, while Tyra and Azby put green gitches on their heads.
"Let's do this!"
The four girls ran into the living room where all of the members of the Akatsuki were sitting, and they were watching... Naruto Idol? They all turned to see the girls.
"What are you guys wearing? un." Deidara said, but when he saw Tyra he smiled and winked and she went all 'talk to the hand' on him, he frowned and started to cry dramatically.
"HEY! THOSE ARE MY UNDERGARMENTS!" Pein and Kazu shouted.
"YOU WERE WEARING MY FUCKING SHOES!" Hidan yelled, steam coming out of his ears.
"Calm down boys, take a chill pill, we're just fooling around.." Jess said, slowly backing up.
"FOOL AROUND MY FUCKING ASS!" Hidan shouted.
"Heh, you heard him, Brianna, go fool around with his fucking ass.." Azby said, loudly. All the girls laughed, escpecially Brianna, who was trying to hide her embarresment. They looked up at the boys, practically crying, and they knew they were serious.
"Okay, Mudz (Jess), Stupod (Tyra), and Ass Wipe (Moi)... IT'S TIME TO RUN!" Brianna shouted.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" The three men screamed while chasing after them.
"NOT MY SWEETIE PIE, BRIANNA!" Kisame shouted while running after them.
The rest of the Akatsuki members looked at eachother and went off to catch Pein, Kazu, and Hidan. Tobi was the only one still sitting down.
"Tobi will be a good-boy and wait here!" Tobi looked around, being bored, "Oh what the hell, I'm just going to watch some wrestling... Fuck those guys.." He said while grabbing the remote and drinking a random beer in front of him.
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The scene of the chase was just like on Scooby-Doo. Except there was more swearing, thanks to Hidan and Brianna. Randomly **Scooby-dooby-doo, where are you?** started playing loudly.
"SCATTER!" Jess screamed. She ran into a random closet and pulled emo, puttng her hair in front of her face and singing, "I cut my life into pieces!"
Tyra and Azby ran outside and pulled monkey and climbed up a tree, then put leaves and branches over them.
Brianna hid under a blanket in the hallway, which was very obvious.
Hidan walked up to Brianna, who was under the blanket. "Yea, that's totally not fucking obvious!"
"I know right!" Brianna said, but before Hidan could grab her, she pulled ninja and started karate chopping his head simulteaneously.
"KARATE CHOPPING ACTION!" She screamed. She spit on his face and ran away screaming: "AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!" Hidan slowly stood up and rubbed his head.
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Pein opened the closet door, to see Jess singing and rocking back and forth slowly in the fetal position.
"Give me my underwear back.. please.." Pein said whle lifting his in front of her face. Jess smirked and stood up and kicked his crotch. Pein doubled over and fell on the ground.
"Well, that's how you kick someone's ass!" She said but quickly corrected herself, "Erhm.. I mean crotch.." She did the moonwalk down the hallway and to wear Azby and Tyra were.
Brianna came running, still screaming and stopped at the tree, breathing heavily, "Damn, got to stop eating junk food.." She said while regaining her breath.
"Psst.. Come up here you guys!" Tyra whispered.
"Y'know, you don't really have to whisper.." Azby said to her, and before she could say more, Kazu randomly appeared and used his rape tentacles to capture the four girls.
"GET YOUR RAPE TENTACLES AWAY FROM ME!" Jess screamed.
"Oh don't pretend you don't enjoy it.." Azby said while slowly smirking.
"Wait, I thought the rest of the Akatsuki came to save us.." Brianna mentioned. Kazu laughed wildly.
"Oh, they're in a better place now.." He said.
The girls gasped loudly, "Y-you mean.. THEY'RE AT THE MCDONALDS PLAY PLACE!" Tyra said, crying because she couldn't go.
"No, not becau-" Kazu was cut off.
"THAT'S NO FAIR! THEY'RE ALL TO TALL TO BE ABLE TO GO THERE!" Brianna exclaimed.
"THEY AREN'T AT MCDONALDS!" Kazu shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Oh.. do you want some..juice?" Azby asked. Kazu sighed and let the girls down from his rape tentacle grasp.
"Okay, if you guys give me back my underwear and Pein's gitch, I'll let you go.." Kazu said.
The girls agreed and took of the underwear on their heads. They gave them to Kazu, and he walked into the hideout.
"I wonder wear the rest of them are then.." Brianna thought out loud as she and the rest started to walk. They all though about it while they got inside and into their beds and fell asleep.
**MORNING**
"THEY'RE IN DISNEYLAND!" Tyra shouted as she woke up from her sleep. The rest of the girls woke up and all thought about it.
"THAT MAKES SENSE!" Azby shouted back. The three girls stayed motionless for a few seconds then they all fell back asleep.
A/N- Ello' there! I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did! Oh and about the whole, "Do you want some juice?" thing, go and look up, "What NOT to say to Asian Parents!"
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