Underlined: James
Italics: Remus
Bold: Sirius
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Padfoot, please do us all a favor and stick your head down a toilet.
No need to be hurtful.
Children, stop bickering.
Yes MUM.
I take that back. BOTH of you should stick your head down the toilet.
I believe the poor toilet would be sick if it had Sirius' head unceremoniously thrust down it.
HEY! It would not!
Haha! Put down by one of your best mates! That's sad, Padfoot, that's just sad.
Should I of kept that to myself?
Unless you want to resemble a slug.
I think I'll pass, thanks.
Drat! I wanted to see you as a slug, Moony!
As I said, I think I'll pass.
Darn you and your-your- your sensible-ness!
My what now?
... I don't get it.
I! Love Can-dee!
You scare me Padfoot.
Yes, I know. I just like being random, really.
We'd noticed.
Yes. Yes, we had.
Who ees dees "we"? Should I be jealous, Moony-kins?
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Sure you don't...
Erm... what ARE you two talking about?
Nothing. And if it was something, you wouldn't want to know.
...RIIIIGHT...
Moony, you're a really bad liar.
Sirius!
What? He wasn't convinced anyway. It doesn't matter now.
What are you two TALKING ABOUT?!
Mr. Padfoot reminds Mr. Prongs that he has the right to remain silent, and wishes to have no part in the following conversation.
Mr. Moony agrees with Mr. Padfoot, and puts himself under a Silencing Charm before excluding himself from the following conversation as well.
Mr. Prongs is very annoyed, and is contemplating strangling his friends with his school tie.
Ha! That flimsy thing couldn't kill the amazingness that is Sirius Black!
Mr. Moony seriously doubts that.
I thought you were under a Silencing Charm!
Why yes, yes I am.
Even when reinforced by magic, Moony can't keep his mouth shut.
What?! I don't even talk enough for that joke to make sense!
Not what I was talking about.
Oh. Okay, I agree.
What?
Nooooooothing...
It's always something with you, Padfoot.
Okay, that sounded REALLY wrong in accordance to what I'm thinking about.
Ick.
Yep.
Okay, if you two don't come out and say what you've been hinting about all class, I will cease being friends with you for all eternity!
Now, that's just silly. You can't do that and you know it.
Only one way to find out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...Um. It seems I have missed something.
We're giving up the secrecy deal and just bloody saying it so Prongs stays our friend.
What?! No way! If we tell him, there's still a huge chance of him not wanting to have anything to do with us ever again!
???
Oh. Forgot about that. Um...
Yes, very big UM.
*Awkward Silence*
What if I promise to stay your friend even if... I dunno, I wanna retch or something.
Please, Moony? It's killing me enough as it is.
Okay, fine. But unless Prongs has a positive reaction, I want nothing else to do with this convo.
Fair enough. All right Prongsie, ready for some mind-boggling news?
Ready as I'll ever be.
That's the spirit! All right, me & Moony are shagging. And oh look, the bell's ringing! Perfect timing, don't you think?
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WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
What about hell? That it's for those sentenced to eternal damnation? =) I love saying that...
What, eternal damnation?
Yeah. It sounds so hardcore...
No it doesn't! And you two are....
Oh, here comes that conversation again. I think I'll just go to the bathroom for a minute.
*grin* Can I come with you?
*rolls eyes* Sort things out with Prongs
Awwww...
YOU TWO ARE SHAGGING?! AS IN YOU'RE GAY?!?
Well, let's review the facts... I am sleeping with Moony. And we're both blokes. Yes, it would sure look like it... YES WE'RE GAY geez
Okay... One last question.
No all caps! You're not furious! Yay!
Well, I'm not ecstatic... Neither of you ever... you know...
What, fancied you or Wormtail and watched you dress?
Yeah, I guess.
Ha. No, we like EACH OTHER, most definitely not you or Peter. And we're too busy watching each other dress than to give a damn about you or Wormy being shirtless.
Okay, getting over the WRONGNESS of this... I guess I'm okay with it.
YOU ARE THE BEST BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!!!
Yeah, I know.
Hey Moony! Prongsie's okay with us!
You're joking.
No, I'm not. Tell him like it is, Prongs!
I AM NOT JOKING MOONY
OHMYGODYESSSSSSSSS
Oh, btw YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND EVER!!!!
LOL good.
Hey Moony NOW can I go to the bathroom with you?
*rolls eyes* Yeah, sure. We'll be back Prongs.
Good thing Binns doesn't notice anything, huh?
Damn straight.
Padfoot, look at that again and see the double meaning behind it.
XD that's classic... And I didn't even notice!
GO TO THE BATHROOM ALREADY
Lol don't need to tell me twice!