Hey everybody! I read KyoyaXSandra's Beyblade/Warriors crossover, and I fell in love. Perfect combo. So, Mal will now turn the bladers and herself into cats with her Authoress Power. Beware the irrelevant humour, and by irrelevant I mean random, not age-inappropriate.

You could feel it.

You could feel the authoress-induced disaster about to happen in the room, a little prickle at the back of your neck like someone was poking you with a hairbrush. If you chanced to look up from whatever activity you were doing, you could find her about to magick you while you had your back turned...

Ryuga snapped his head up. The hairbrush feeling increased as Mal looked up from her book with a glint in her eye, the dragon on her shoulder hissing with the static in the air. Frantic, Ryuga looked down at the cover of her book...

Warriors, the Power of 3, book 4.

"Hey", he snapped, "What are you about to turn me into!?"

"Nothing." Mal's voice had already taken on a cat-like purr in anticipation of the enchantment to come.

"I don't want to be a cat. EVER."

"You're not a cat, you're a doctor", she said, slinking closer menacingly.

"NO. Do NOT come a step closer, Mal."

"Hahaha. It'll be an adventure. Don't you want to live in the forest and eat dead meat for a week?"

That girl was plain scary.

"No."

"You're out of luck." And in a flash of blinding light, Ryuga felt the living room around him melt into nothingness.

Well that's the prologue! Here's a list of the characters. Beware a lot of cat terms, because by "blue" or "point" I don't mean what you think I mean. Remove the spaces from the links, non-cat-nerds.

Also, I know this is WAY more info than you need. But I tend to overdo things, please don't hate the story :(

Leader: Eaglestar - Tsubasa, of course. Made him the leader because he has sense. Ruddy silver Abyssinian. 13 lb.

Link: 1. bp. blog spot _ gto9t-oOlSE / R3CX3ZzFU8I / AAAAAAAAAtI / kl-ud-DBeCI / s1600-h /

Deputy: Hunterfoot. Mal. Chose a masculine name for her because it was cool. Apricot/white munchkin. 7 lb. (Small, I know.)

Link: 4 . bp . blog spot _ nqLU-qd7Ahc / TJgSBrsDEAI / AAAAAAAABT0 / - SSzkGiucyE / s400 /

Medicine cat: Dragonwhisper - Ryuga, of course. ;D Albino Chausie, with red slashes across his back/shoulders like a tabby. 13 pounds.

Link: none.

Warrior: Hawkflight. Zayne. Blue/silver smoke Ocicat. 14 lb.

Link: ww w . tassajara-ocicats athome / twocats _ roc . j pg

Warrior: Bearshadow. Luis. Chausie. 16 lb.

Link: w ww . chausie-cats images / e Mail-Pa225205 % 20CU % 20Bat % 20standing % 20R . j pg

Warrior: Liontail. Kyouya. Apricot smoke Asian smoke. 14 lb.

Link: w ww . felines4us images / BreedProfile / AsianSmokeTabby . j pg

Warrior: Runepelt. Nile. Brown Tabby Australian Mist, 14 lb.

Link: ww w . petpaw . com . au / wp - content / gallery /australian-mist _ 2 / australian-mist8 . j pg

Warrior: Spottedheart. Da Xian. Champagne sepia American Burmese, 14 lb.

Link: pictures-of-cats wp - content / uploads / images / American-Burmese-Cat-Cozzy - 1 . j pg

Warrior: Thunderpelt: Zhou Xing. (Chao Shan) Red tabby Turkish Angora.

Link: www . clock ~ ambar / cats / jpgs / gremlin . j pg

Warrior: Smashfoot: Benkei. Blue/mackerel Tabby Maine Coon. 20 lb :D

Link: mainecooncat - norwegianforestcat NorwegianForestCats / NFC % 20Kittens / Viveka2009 / DSC_0356 . J PG

Warrior: Wingleaper. Gingka. Cream tabby American Shorthair. 13 lb.

Link: w ww . kimballstock pix / CAT / 03 / CAT-03-CH0003-01P . J PG

Warrior: Wolfclaw. Doji. Gray Self Maine Coon. 22 lb.

Link: s4 . hubimg u / 2921419 _ f260 . j pg

Warrior: Phoenixflight. Ryo. Large orange tabby. 21 lb.

Link: 4 . bp . blogs pot _ HC _ iJORcmts / TE4nyT9Ci3I / AAAAAAAABLE / joLGQJfkwuA / s200 / emberflight . j pg

Warrior: Sparrowfoot. Guess who he is! Brown tabby LaPerm. 14 lb.

Link: dims . vetstreet dims3 / MMAH / thumbnail / 645x380 / quality / 90 / url = http % 3A % 2F % 2Fs3 . amazonaws . com % 2Fassets . prod . vetstreet . com % 2F06 % 2F9717a0a33e11e087a80050568d634f % 2Ffile % 2FLaPerm-3-645mk062211 . j pg

Apprentice: Sonicpaw: Yu. Red mackerel tabby oriental. 8 lb. Mentor Liontail.

Link: ww w . eurocatfancy . de / ru1 / nav / cat-breeds / OLH / images / crystabellovea little . j pg

Apprentice: Arrowpaw: Kenta. Tabby cream Japanese bobtail. 7.5 lb. Mentor Dragonwhisper.

Link: ww w . eurocatfancy . de / images / _ breeds _ images / jpt _ kurisumasu _ yokeina . j pg

Apprentice: Cyberpaw: Sora. Chocolate self oriental shorthair. 9 lb. Mentor Wingleaper.

Link: 1 . bp . blogs pot - 8IU - XHIa5x4 / TkTl3jWQMVI / AAAAAAAAksU / 7EsI2oBQSec / s1600 / orienta l - shorthair - chocolate . j pg

Apprentice: Sorrelpaw. Jonah. Lilac point siamese. 9 lb. Mentor: Smashfoot.

Link: ww w . freewebs amunracattery / smitten5months4 . j pg

Apprentice: Bulletpaw. Matt. Yes, the little brother. Chocolate classic tabby oriental. 8.5 lb. Mentor Runepelt.

Link: ww w . myaaorientals . co . uk / images / Myaa - 01 - 006 . j pg

Kit: Ferretkit: Guess his identity! Burmese variant cream.

Link: w ww . catbreedsjunction images / red - burmese - cat - breed - facts2 . j pg

Kit: Mousekit: Another identity guess! ;D Seal mitted ragdoll.

Link: upload . wikimedia wikipedia / commons / 5 / 58 / Young _ seal _ mitted _ ragdoll . j pg

And yes, I am taking OCs! Love you guys, and get back to you next time.