The Marriage Project: Chapter One
A Channy Story! :)
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonny with a Chance, sadly. But I'm working on it, I PROMISE! :D
A/N: This is my very first story, so please be nice! :] And sorry if the beginning is boring, t WILL get better!
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Sonny's POV:
Today was just another day of my regular life. Well, not that my life is all that regular, after all how many teenagers can say they're a part of a hit, comedy show? Oh my god! I'm turning into Chad Dylan Cooper! 'Stupid jerk!' I thought. 'He's rubbing off on me!'
Anyways, enough about Chad, the world clearly doesn't revolve around him, EVEN if he thinks it does.
Where was I? Oh yeah…
Today was exactly the same as any other day at work. I got to the studio at 9 a.m., we worked on sketches until 12, well not really considering we spent half of that time goofing off.
Then at 12, we headed to the Commissary to get lunch. There wasn't a lot of variety today in the food, if you could even call it that, so we all just decided to eat the fro-yos. Then we rehearsed a bit until 2 o' clock.
Marshall being Marshall saw how much "work" we were doing, decided to give us an hour break, which Zora spent crawling around vents and listening to people's talks, which Tawni spent in making herself look pretty even though she already was, and which I spent finishing the sketches from this morning.
Nico and Grady, on the other hand, were a whole other story. They decided that it was finally time to get revenge on a certain blond-headed, three named jerk. Yes, you guessed it, I'm talking about Chad Dylan Pooper.
Anyways, it was a pretty regular day for all of us, or so we thought (Don't pretend to be surprised, you always knew it was coming).
At exactly 3 o' clock which was when we were supposed to go back to our rehearsing, Ms. Bitterman's voice sounded through the intercom, "This is an announcement for the cast of Mackenzie Falls and So Random. Please report to the classroom for an important announcement right NOW!"
'Hmm, that's odd. Classes start at 5 p.m., and our two shows NEVER have classes together.' I thought but headed over to the classroom with Tawni, anyways.
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Nobody's POV:
Smiling brightly, Sonny walked into class only to discover that everyone had already earlier before her. Hearing her heels clack against the tiled floor, everyone turned around from their seats to look at her, and Sonny blushed as all eyes turned to her.
"Uh, sorry I'm late." Sonny spoke blushing.
"Just take a seat." Ms. Bitterman tried to keep her voice calm and sighed.
Sonny eyes widened as she heard Ms. Bitterman speak to her in a very expressive tone unlike her usual monotone voice. She hurried and sat down in a random seat.
Ms. Bitterman sighed unsure of where to begin.
"Alright everyone, I'm sure you're all wondering why I called you here, and the reason is very simple. It's all because of the stupid rivalry between your two shows. I mean, honestly, we thought it would last a few years, and then everyone will forget it and be happy, but no! You stubborn kids continue pestering, bothering, pranking and annoying the hell out of each other, and we're all SICK of it! In order to end this feud, Mr. Condor, I, and the manager of both your shows arranged a meeting, and we've found the perfect solution." Ms. Bitterman smiled gleefully which looked just a tad bit evil.
Everyone's eyes were focused on Ms. Bitterman, and one of the Mackenzie Falls' cast member gulped loudly.
"The solution is a class project that'll require you to partner up with someone from the opposing show."
Everyone from Mackenzie Falls gasped dramatically and Sonny couldn't resist going dun-dun-dun in her head.
The Randoms rolled their eyes at all the students that were a part of The Falls.
'And I expected nothing less from the cast members of Mackenzie Falls.' Sonny thought and Ms. Bitterman's voice pulled her out of her reverie.
"The project involves the partners getting "married" and having a kid." Ms. Bitterman was about to continue before she was interrupted.
"Do you like mean for REAL!" Portlyn asked in shock.
Chad sighed dramatically, "Portlyn, what did I tell you about not talking without a script?"
"I was just…curious." Portlyn replied frowning.
"Addressing your question, Ms. Portlyn, you won't have to actually exchange vows nor will you have to have a kid. You'll pick your partner by picking a piece out of this bowl, and the name you get will be your husband or wife. As for the kids, tomorrow, we'll be going to the orphanage to "adopt" kids." Ms. Bitterman replied impatiently.
"Oh." Was all Portlyn managed to say.
"Now, before you kids leave, I need to make a couple of things perfectly clear, you'll be married for exactly 3 months. During the 3 months, you'll be staying over at one of your partner's house. It doesn't matter if it's the girl's or the guy's as long as you're staying together in one house in separate rooms. Also, I've talked to your parents and after days of convincing, they've all finally agreed to this idea."
Everyone groaned and waited for Ms. Bitterman to call them up to find out the names of their partners.
"Okay, all the guys line up and pick out the names of your wives one by one." Ms. Bitterman spoke and all the guys ran up to be first in line.
"Hey, wait! How come they get to pick? Why can't us girls decide who our husbands will be?" Chastity, who anyone had ever barely heard speak questioned.
Ms. Bitterman sighed, "Fine. What do you want to do? Flip a coin?"
"How about Rock, Paper, Scissors?" Sonny interjected flashing everyone a toothy grin.
"Okay, can one of you girls step forward to represent all the girls, and can one of you guys step forwards to represent all the guys." Ms. Bitterman asked.
"Um, who wants to go?" Sonny asked Portlyn, Chastity, and Tawni.
"Why don't you just go?" Tawni asked checking her reflection in the mirror to see if it looked perfect. "You're the one who suggested the childish game."
"Okay!" Sonny chirped happily ignoring Tawni's last comment.
Sonny stepped forward and groaned when she saw that her opponent was going to be Chad Dylan Cooper.
"Ready, Munroe?" Chad smirked.
"Bring it on, Cooper." Sonny replied.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors." Chad and Sonny spoke in unison.
Sonny fisted her hand together symbolizing rock, while Chad opened his hand symbolizing paper.
"Ugh." Sonny groaned as she saw that she had lost.
"Ha!" Chad smirked popping his collar. "Chad Dylan Cooper always wins."
Sonny rolled her eyes and headed back to where Tawni was sitting.
"Why did you have to lose!" Portlyn demanded. "You suck."
"Sorry." Sonny replied looking upset because she had let down the others.
"No, Portlyn, you suck." Tawni replied all the while staring in the mirror.
Portlyn huffed and moved away along with Chastity.
"Aw, thanks for defending me, Tawni." Sonny grinned widely.
"Now, I'm nice! AND I'm PRETTY!" Tawni exclaimed happily.
"You'll always be pretty, Tawni." Sonny smiled genuinely.
Tawni was about to reply when Ms. Bitterman's voice interrupted her.
"So Random guys, pick from this bowl." Ms. BItterman pointed to the bowl on the left.
"Mackenzie Falls, pick from this bowl." Ms. Bitterman gestured to the bowl on the right.
"I got Portlyn." Nico replied as he picked out the paper from the bowl.
"Aw! Then that means I get Chastity." Grady replied.
"Are you happy about it or are you sad? 'Cause you seem like both at the moment." Nico asked raising his eyebrows.
"Uh, both?" Grady tried smiling.
Chad went to pick from the bowl on the right and opened the sheet of paper to see an unfamiliar name on it.
"Uh, I got Allison, but there is no Allison on So Random." Chad replied confused.
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Jul 20th, 3:07pm
"Sonny, congratulations, you're getting married to Chad Dylan Cooper." Ms. Bitterman turned to Sonny and replied without a single emotion in her voice.
"Wait, your name is Allison?" Chad exclaimed. "When did you change it?"
"It's always been Allison." Nico replied looking at Chad oddly.
"Sonny's a nickname." Grady told Chad.
"Oh. I didn't know." Chad looked still somewhat shocked.
"I'm not surprised." Sonny replied neither smiling nor frowning. "You can't possibly know everything about me, can you?"
"I'd hate to interrupt, actually I don't, but my point is, who's my partner?" Tawni asked.
"Um, THIS guy." Devon replied smiling hesitantly while pointing at himself.
"Oh, you." Tawni replied before shrugging. "Eh, whatever, you'll do."
"What about Zora?" Sonny asks suddenly.
"Oh yeah," Ms. Bitterman looked at Zora for a second who was busy conjuring up evil plans to get revenge on The Mackenzie Falls cast. "She can be one of the kids you couples adopt. Zora, you can pick whichever couple you think will be best as your parents. You're all dismissed now."
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CDC's POV:
I was walked, no strutted, down the hallway when I ran into an upset looking Sonny, which was odd considering she gets to be my wife for the next three months. So many girls would kill to be in that place right now, yet the one that was in that wasn't very happy about it.
Not being able to ignore her sad expression, I decided to go make her happy. After all, after seeing the Chad Dylan Cooper standing in front of her, who wouldn't be happy, right? Thought so.
"Hey Sonny!" I smirked at her and she only looked up to shoot me a deadly glare.
"Whoa, there." I took a few steps backwards with my hands held up like I was getting arrested "Don't kill me."
"Funny, Chad, really funny." Sonny sighed and walked into her dressing room. "Leave me alone."
"Leave my wife alone in her time of despair? Only a jerk would do that." I smiled, but she turned to give me another glare.
"Well, you seem to fit the description of a jerk." Sonny spoke pretending to be chirpy. "Now, why don't you be a good boy and leave?"
"Nope, can't do." I replied sitting on the couch and propping me ankle on my knee.
"Really, why is that? Pray do tell." Sonny stood with her hands on her hips.
"Because now you want me to leave, which is exactly why I can't leave." I replied smirking at her.
"Okay, great. Now I don't want you to leave, now why don't you leave?" Sonny asked trying to push me out of the room.
"Who am I leave when my dear wife has requested me to not leave." I amp up the self-satisfied smirk.
Sonny blinked at me once before yelling, "I am NOT your wife."
"You are now." I smiled and pulled a box with a ring in it out of my jacket.
"Uh, Chad, you know we're not ACTUALLY getting married, right?" Sonny asked me and I just smirked.
"I know."
"Then why did you buy the ring, you idiot?" Sonny asked furious and I was surprised. Don't girls like getting rings and presents?
"'Cause temporary or not, you are currently Chad Dylan Cooper's wife. So, in order to stop people on making advances on my wife, I got you a ring to show to the world that you are currently taken. Look at the back it says 'Property of Chad Dylan Cooper'." I smiled gleefully showing her the back.
Sonny just stared at me, blinking for a long minute before she burst out, "Great! As if my life wasn't bad enough with us being assigned partners for the project, now I have to wear a stupid ring that'll put a hold on my love life for the next 3 months."
I gasped at her dramatically, "You were planning on CHEATING on me, while we were married. Worst of all, you devised the plan before we even got married. You disgust me, Sonny, you disgust me."
Sonny rolled her eyes me.
"What?" I asked confused. "Are you not happy to marry THE Chad Dylan Cooper?"
"No." She stated simply and I feigned hurt.
"Oh please, you're just pretending to be unhappy when in reality you are ecstatic!" I made an excuse.
"Do I even look the slightest bit delighted?" Sonny asked me with a straight face.
"Maybe you're acting?"
"Chad, are you saying that I can act?" She smiled imperceptibly and I smiled as well.
"Perhaps."
We were about to continue our conversation when the weird Random came running to us.
"Hey Sonny, can you be my mother?" Zora asked happily. "I don't think any of the other "couples" can actually even take care of themselves let alone me."
"Aww, that so sweet, Zora!" Sonny smiled happily completely forgetting about me. "Sure, I'll be you "mother"."
"Thanks Sonny…and Chad." Zora added my name almost as an afterthought.
"Congrats, Chad, we're now a couple with an 11-year old." Sonny smiled.
"You didn't even ask me if I wanted to be her father, nor did she!" I exclaimed. I was going to pretend to be that weird girl's dad. Our kid would be a boy for sure and he'll inherit my perfect blonde hair and blue eyes with Sonny's smile and her "sunny" personality. Too bad the kid I now have has neither of these qualities.
"Oh well, too bad, Chad." Sonny smiled her contagious smile at me before walking away.
"Oh no, you didn't." I grabbed on her elbow lightly. "No one walks away from Chad Dylan Cooper."
"Oh, but I did." She grinned before walking away again.
"But CDC, does NOT do fatherhood, Munroe." I yelled at her retreating figure but she didn't as much as spare me a glance.
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