For longer than I can remember,
I've been looking for someone like you.
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too.
Birds sing and you're gonna pay
For what you did to me that day.
The power went out and I was stuck.
The control brains said I was out of luck.
They sent me to clean the planet Dirt,
While you sat around in your mission to Earth.
Now I will steal this planet from you-
And before you ask, there is nothing you can do.
You ruined my life, so I'll do the same,
And bring to you nothing but shame.
Don't struggle, Zim, 'cuz you've already lost-
Now here's a meat covered in barbeque sauce!