Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own iCarly.
"Yo Carls! Guess what Mama's gettin'," said Sam as she jumped onto Carly's couch with a pack of ham.
"What are you getting?" Carly asked as she laughed at Sam's hilarious way of speaking.
"A shiny new car, baby," Sam said with a grin.
"Oh my gosh! Lucky! You have to let me ride in it."
"You really think I won't let you ride in it?"
"Well..."
"You're right. But fine, since you asked, I'll let you ride with me."
"Yay!" Carly squealed.
"What's up, ladies?" Freddie asked as he walked in Carly's apartment, holding his laptop.
"Sup' Fredweird," said Sam nochalantly.
"Hey Freddie," said Carly.
"Frednub guess what I'm getting," Sam almost squealed, but contained her excitement she she wouldn't seem girly.
"What?" Freddie asked.
"A nice, brand new car," Sam said as she grinned.
"Wow! How are you getting this car?"
"Mom's got a new boyfriend. She think he's 'the one'," Sam said, making quotation marks with her fingers.
"Oh, I see."
"Yep, so what's new with you, Freddude?"
"Freddude?"
Sam clenched her fist at him. "Do you want it to be Fredtoothless?"
"No, no. That's a fantastic name you made for me. Yep, I love being called Freddude" Freddie said quickly with a smile.
"You'd better," Sam said, letting go of her tight fist clench.
"So, when are you getting your car?" Carly asked.
"Tonight!" Sam almost screamed.
"Well, you're excited," Freddie said, laughing.
"I know! I'm just so glad to finally have a car!"
"Yeah, yeah. Rub it in," said Freddie.
"Yes, I will rub it in. Just for you," Sam said with a smirk on her face.
"Samjerk," Freddie said bitterly.
"Fredweiner," Sam smirked.
"Can I ride in your car with you when you get it?" Freddie asked.
"Heck no! I don't need nub germs in my car."
"You're starting to sound like my mom talking about germs."
"Fine, I don't need your nubbiness in my car."
"Much better."
Freddie smiled and laid back on the couch beside Sam. He stretched his arms out.
"You put your arm around me and you're a dead nub."
"Why would I put my arm around you?"
"Because all you AV club nerds want girlfriends. I've seen y'all in action. You try to make corny moves on girls and it never works. You dorks need to give up on life."
"Sam, come on. That's not nice," said Carly, trying to prevent a fight from starting.
"Oh, so you think all AV club members have no lives?" Freddie asked.
"Exactly," Sam smirked.
"Well, what sports do you play? Do you have any hobbies or talents? Are you in any clubs?"
"I-"
"No, I didn't think so."
"Actually, I have a hobby."
"What? No, you don't."
"Uh, yeah, I do, Frednerd."
"What is it then, huh?"
"Eating," Sam smirked.
"That's so stupid."
Sam pounced at Freddie. She grabbed the collar of his shirt.
"YOU THINK MAMA'S STUPID?"
Breathing heavily, he replied with a quick "uh-huh."
"You'd better take that back."
"No!"
"Sam, let go of him! You know he can't put up a fight against you. No offense, Freddie," Carly added.
Freddie rolled his eyes. "I can put up a fight with Sam."
"In your dreams," Sam replied.
"I'm not fighting you in my dreams!" Freddie shouted, and then covered his mouth. He let out a little gasp.
"You dream about Sam?" Carly widened her eyes.
Sam stayed silent, then put Freddie down from her grip.
"Um, hey, did you see the new episode of Celebrities Underwater last night?" Freddie asked nervously.
"Freddie, stop trying to change the subject," said Carly.
"I, uh, I didn't mean to say that, okay?"
"Do you really dream about Sam though? Like good dreams, not nightmares of her trying to kill you?"
Freddie glanced over at Sam sitting there, silent and content.
He let out a deep breath. "Yeah."
"Aw!" Carly squealed.
"Whatever," Freddie said.
"Sam, it's five o'clock. You wanna head to your house?"
"Sure," said Sam.
"Hey, Sam, can I come?" Freddie asked with a smile.
"No!" Sam shouted.
"Sam, let him come. He obviously loooves you," Carly said, laughing as she emphasized the word "love".
"I don't love that vicious thing!" Freddie whined.
"You can come, Fredlumps."
How do you like it so far? I really want to know if you want this to be a story. This is only the first chapter, so if you don't like it, I don't have to continue. I don't write this story anymore until I get some reviews. I don't want to write about something that the readers don't like. So please gives any ideas or comments or anything!