Kyuubi's Solution
summery:Naruto is with Itachi now. Kyuubi's NOT happy. Revenge is taken. Warning: yaoi, M-peg, ect.
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"Shut it!" huffed a certain jinchuriki.
'Damn it brat, I thought you liked boobs! BOOBS!!' the fox ranted in his poor head.
"Shut up Kyuubi! I'm with Itachi-kun now!" snapped the blond, stressed beyond belief.
'I need an heir! an HEIR!! What about that Hyuuga girl? She was hot! Strong too! She would make strong kits!' the demon fox continued to rant.
"She's with Neji-kun" the blond pointed out.
'WTF!!...and I thought I was bad with shukaku...' the fox trailed off
"WHAT!!" the human of the two screeched, scared for life.
'Oh come on Naru-chan! if you were going to go for a guy, you could have at least gone for the hot red head!...garra was his name?...but why?! why?! why an Uchiha?!' wailed the ranting demon.
"SHUT UP!! and you only like Garra-kun because he's the container for Shukaku!"
'SOOOO?! He's better than an Uchiha!! All of the Uchiha's are bastard pricks!!' Kyuubi snapped.
"That's true for Sasuke and Madara, but Itachi-kun is different!" protested Naruto.
'Yeah, suuuuure.'
"Shut up! Itachi's going to be home soon!"
Oh yeah, sure, I'll shut up so you can fuck your little Uchiha!' snapped the fox.
"Thank you."
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The Kyuubi no kitsune cursed silently as said demaon tried in vain to block out the sounds of the kyuubi container getting sexed by a damn Uchiha of all people!
"Aaaaaaaah! Itachi!"
The kitsune cringed.
Damn, stupid brat! You are SO going to pay!
Revenge is sweet. Oh, it is sweet.
The kitsune flinched.
The king of Demons flinched at the crys of pleasure! This is so embarrasing, what would Shukaku think... shudder
The foxes eyes narrowed.
So the brat likes the Uchiha, hmn?
"Itachi!!"
Well then, the brat's just going to have to live with the concequences...
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"What?!"
The yell of a certain blond jinchuriki could be heard throughout the entire village.
Itachi placed a calming hand on his lovers shoulder before addressing the medic sanin.
"Surely there has been some sort of mistake..."
" I'm sorry, but there is no mistake." Lady Tsunade said with a sigh.
"You- You mean I'm...I'm..." Naruto stuttered out.
"Pregnant. Yes." Tsunade finnished for him.
An awkward silence fell in the room.
"Well congratulations, Naruto, In eight months you'll be a proud mother, er, I mean father! -heart-" Tsunade said a little too cheerfully.
"...KYUUBI!!"
'Ha Ha Ha!! Revenge is sweet my little Naru-chan!!'
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Author Rant: well I hope you liked the story. It's actually written as a sequal to a story that my friend and I are working on...It may take quite a while to write and post...If it does ever get posted It's called Battle of the Uchiha's. Please review! Me love reviews, just like chocolate!