Ok, so here is another one shot challenge I am doing with Emily!
The goal of this one is to be the funniest.
Enjoy!
Ayano was just getting home when she opened her door and, BOOM! There was a robber at her house.
"Hey you! Give me all of your money!" The robber demanded, pointing a knife at Ayano.
"No, no, that's not how you do it!" Ayano sighed, taking the knife and shoving the robber outside.
"It's not?"
"No, now let me show you how to rob a person."
"Um, Ok..." The robber waited outside as Ayano closed the door. He walked in. Ayano held out the knife and cleared her throat.
"Ok, sir, look, Iv'e been having a bad day, and I really need some money, so can I have your wallet? Please? Now see, that is how you steal someone's wallet." Ayano said, handing back the knife.
"Now you try."
"Um, sure." The robber said, holding up the knife. Ayano walked out the door and walked back in.
"Hey you! I mean, ma'am, look, my dog just died and I need some money, so give me your wallet! Now!" The robber started to yell.
"No! Your doing it wrong! You have to say please." Ayano corrected, taking the knife.
"Now if they disagree, you stab then in the stomach five times." Ayano grabbed the robber in a headlock.
"Five times?" The robber asked.
"Yes, I'll show you." Ayano stabbed the robber in the stomach five times.
"Oh, ok, five times..." The robber said.
"But now my stomach really hurts." Ayano rolled her eyes, releasing the robber from her hold.
"That's the point. And now you can easily take their wallet." Ayano grabbed the robber's wallet.
"Like this."
"Oh... Ok... I can try now..." The robber gasped, taking back his knife and wallet.
"Ok, now remember, say please, and if they wont give it to you stab them in the stomach five times." Ayano said as if talking to a five year old. The robber hobbled out the door.
"O-ok... let me try it..." Ayano closed the door and the robber knocked. He then walked in, holding the knife. He tried to talk, but couldn't so decided to just stab Ayano instead.
"Your doing it wrong again! Here, I will demonstrate the whole thing." Ayano grabbed the knife and walked outside. She walked back in.
"Ahem, excuse me, sir," She started, holding up the knife.
"But I can't pay my bills and I need your wallet. Please?" The robber gasped in response.
"No? Ok." Ayano stabbed the robber five more times and took his wallet again.
"See, you ask please then stab them five times." The robber nodded and fell to the ground.
"Oh, do you want your wallet back?" The robber didn't move.
"Ok, I'll just keep it." Ayano happily skipped over the robber's dead body.
"Remember the steps!" She called before she disappeared into her room.
Ok, this one is kind of strange... But who cares!
I can't wait to see what Emily writes!
- Silver
PS I totally won on the violence one. LOLZ