The Worst Listener Question
Chapter 2
Narrator (Me): Aysha and Austin arrive at a motel and bust into a vacant room without paying because they're badass like that. Aysha sits on a bed and starts crying.
Austin: Aysha, please don't cry. It's not your fault. You didn't know. If anything, it's my fault for not telling you about the cult I was in.
Aysha: Where's the bathroom?
Me: Austin points to a door. Aysha runs in and starts to throw up.
Austin: You're being a baby, Aysha!
Aysha: And you're being a butternub!
Austin: *gasp* Aysha! That language! You'd better come out here and apologize!
Me: Aysha comes out looking like she got punched in the face by Ganondorf. It was kinda gross.
Aysha: I'm so sorry, Austin!
Me: Aysha falls face first on the floor, but does not continue crying.
Aysha: I've ruined everything! And now you're gonna die! Unless…
Me: Aysha suddenly has an idea and gets off of the floor.
Aysha: Can we call off the assassin?!
Austin: Well, I suppose we could have done that if you had eaten the bagel with cream cheese on it. But since you're a weirdo that eats her bagels plain…no. No we cannot.
Me: Aysha gets on her knees and carefully positions herself in the way she was before.
Austin: It's really not that bad, Aysha.
Me: Aysha gets up AGAIN.
Aysha: What do you mean "not that bad"?! You don't care about dying?
Austin: No.
Aysha: Wait, weren't YOU yelling at ME on the way here about me fucking up your life?!
Me: Austin reaches into his pocket and pulls out Chapter 1, then starts scanning the back.
Austin: Aw, crun! Okay, yeah. I guess I do care.
Me: Austin and Aysha go to sleep after a long day of yelling and insanity. A rather bad idea on their part. Soon after Austin falls asleep, there is a knock at what is left of the door.
Aysha: *sigh* I told you, Austin. No surprise strippers!
Me: Aysha gets out of bed and opens the door to see a man. A rather handsome man at that…
Chrom: Oh…uh, hello! May I come in?
Aysha: *big gasp* SENPAI?! What are you doing here?!
Chrom: Five seconds ago, I was wondering the same thing. But I just remembered. I have a job to do.
Me: Chrom draws his sword and starts walking toward sleeping Austin.