Jay: Hey Zane?
Zane: Yes…?
Jay: Where… are… you? Like right now.
Zane: …
Jay: WHERE!?
Zane: Uh… The Head…
Jay: ?
Zane: Fancy word for… I'M IN THE BATH ROOM LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jay: 0-0
(Zane has left this conversation)
Kai: IIIIII SAW MOMMIE KISSING SANTA CLAUSE! UNDER THE MISSLTOE LAST NIIIIIGHT!
Lloyd: … I thought ur mom was dead...
Kai: I hate you
Lloyd: Jk dude… get a life yeesh.
Kai: I have one… It's just full of that song :3
(Lloyd has left this conversation)
(Jay has started a group text called .:New Year of 2016:.)
Jay: Hewo
Lloyd: It's not even the New Year yet!
Kai: Day after tomorrow
Zane: Joy!
Cole: Whaaat is that from!?
Zane: What? 'Joy!'
Cole: Yes!
Kai: You seriously don't know?
Cole: Snow joke!
Zane: 0.0 I hate you
Cole: Why?
Zane: I've been waiting all day to find a reason to say that and I never did!
Lloyd: I'm gonna leave Cole to wonder what 'Joy!' is from…
Cole: EVIL!
Jay: …. I KNOW I KNOW!
Cole: Tell meh!
All but Cole: NO!
(Cole has left .:New Year of 2016:.)
Jay: He will be back…
Lloyd: Why would he come back?
Kai: YEAH
Kai: (Dang it caps lock!)
Zane: LOL!
Jay: Cuz he'll never find out what it was… and if he does, he will gloat about it.
Zane: LOL
Kai: 0.0
Lloyd: Wut?
Kai: I just died… X.X
Lloyd and Jay: WHHHYYYYY!?
Zane: LET OLD MMMLAMMM BE FORGOTTEN… AND NEVER BE BRAUGHT TO LIIIGHT! AND HMM MMMM LA HMMM KAKANSVC
Kai: LOL! Zane, you forgot the words! BTW: it's forgot not forgotten.
Zane: That makes no sense, it is bad grammar!
Lloyd: Most old dumb songs are like that…
Kai: X.X
Jay: WHHHHAAAATTTTT
Zane: ONLY IN SUMMER TIME! OPEN IN UP UR EYES OPEN UP UR MIND!
Jay: I don't even know that song XD
Kai: ANYONE WANTS KNOW WHY I DIED?
Lloyd: Imagine Dragons, Jay.
Jay: Who? Oh….
Zane: IMA HOPLESS OPUS!
Kai: Uhg
Jay: Why, Kai?
(Nya and Cole entered .:New Year of 2016:.)
Kai: cuuute gurl
Lloyd: Shoulda known
Nya: ?
Zane: CH-CH-CHERRY BOM CH-CHERRY BOM!
Jay: (Ugh) Who?
Cole: Ohhhh Imagine Dragons!
Zane: ^-^
Kai: Uhhh… NYA!
Nya: *-_-*
Kai: Man I've got no food in dah fridge
Zane: I WANT NO TROUBLE! I WANT NO TROUBLE! I WANT NO TROUBLE!
Kai: …
Cole: Shoot me
Jay: OK EVERYONE WHERE ARE YOU RIIIIGHT NOW!
Nya: Bedroom in bed.
Kai: Kitchen!
Cole: I dug a hole, and I am in it now.
Zane: Down stairs freezer.
Lloyd: DAD'S ROOM
Jay: Bed
Zane: YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE FRICTION SO EAS IT ON!
Kai: I want food, and a chick!
Jay: That last part….
Cole: Okeeeey I'm bored
Lloyd: Me2
Kai: Me3
Zane: YYAAAAAA YA YAAAAA
Lloyd: STOP ZANE!
Zane: Haters gonna hate…
Cole: WHO SAYS THAT?
Kai: LOL! Same person that says 'Joy!'
Cole: I HATE U ALL
Nya: :'(
Jay: Big loss
Zane: IT COMES BACK TO YOU! IT COMES BACK TO YOUUUU
Kai: mah ears
(Kai, Jay, Cole, Lloyd, and Nya leave .:New Year of 2016:.)
Jay: Wut time is it?
Kai: … 12:04am
Jay: HAPPY THURSDAY
Kai: I'm tired….
Jay: Then sleep…
Kai: Waist of time…
Zane: 99% of sleep is needed!
Kai: 0.0
Jay: 0.0
Zane: What?
Jay and Kai: We had no idea you were there…
Zane: I'M SO SORRY!
Jay: How long are you gonna do that?
Zane: WILL U TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I'M GONNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU… SOME HOW…. SOME HOW…
Kai: Well it's pretty clear Zane's whole playlist is Imagine Dragons…
Zane: IS IT A DREAM?
Jay: …
Zane: THIS IS MY WORD HEART BREAKER GATE KEEPER!
Kai: I actually like that song… but the remix version…
Lloyd: Ok guys I'm at the grocery store… what do u want?
Jay: What's ur budget J
Kai: TOMATO
Zane: ALL THAT I AM IS IT JUST SMOKE AND MIRRIOR?
Lloyd: Tomato, mirror, anything else?
Jay: SPREES
Lloyd: IKR?
Cole: ?
Lloyd and Jay: Google it
Zane: I WANNA DREAAAM
Cole: Cake
Zane: BEEE YON BEEE!
Lloyd: Chocolate?
Cole: YUMEEEE
Lloyd: /^.^/
Kai: Sorry I was showering…
Jay: What store?
Lloyd: A place of hope… and dreams… where they say ur credit card saves a little money when really they are the most expensive…
Cole: Aldie?
Zane: Kroger?
Jay: IGA?
Kai: Cosco
Zane: *Face palm*
Kai: Wut? I spent $400 last week there….
Jay: Holly Ghosts
Cole: THAT'S offensive
Lloyd: LOL! Well I guess that's it…. Oh and I'm at Wal-mart
Jay: I hate you!
Jay: I'm an angel with a shot gun, fighting till the wars won! I don't care if heaven won't take me back! I will throw away my faith babe, just to keep you safe!
Nya: I'd find that very appealing if I didn't have that song on my I-pod
Jay: …
(Jay has left the conversation)
Zane: I do enjoy that song as well The Cab is very creditable for their talent.
Nya: 0.0
Cole: KAI!
Kai: HAI
Cole: Jay is stalking me on Instagram!
Kai: Try Facebook, Twitter, KIK, Text+, Instagram, annnnd E-mail.
Zane: You too?
(Kai and Cole have left the conversation.)
Jay: Sleeeeeeeep, what time?
Kai: 12:24am
Jay: ZZZZZ
Kai: Sleep seriously
Jay: Eh ok.
(Jay is catching Z's)
Kai: They give notifications for that?
Zane: Yes they do…
(Kai has left the conversation)
(Kai, Jay, Cole, Lloyd, and Nya Reentered .:New Year of 2016:.)
Zane: NOW DON'Y U UNDERSTAND… THAT I'M NEVER CHANGING WHO I AM!
Nya: NEW YEARS EVE!
Lloyd: Who else is gonna kiss at midnight?
Kai: U finally got a GF?
Lloyd: NO! I finally got a life and realized there is no point in staying up to ridicules times just to watch some STUPID ball drop! I will be kissing… MY PILLOW!
Zane: WE'RE PAINTED RED TO FIT RIGHT IN!
Cole: Anyone seen Jay?
Kai: Nope
Lloyd: No
Zane: WOAH WOAH
Nya: Eh… no
Jay: Hey
Cole: WHERE HAVE U BEEN
Jay: I'm on an air plane….
Kai: Why? To where?
Zane: AND THE ONES WE HAIL ARE THE WORST OF ALL AND THE BLOODS RUN STAIL!
Nya: LOL!
Cole: Yeah where?
Lloyd: …
Jay: I'll send u all a pic from….
Zane: IT'S WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE!
Kai: Zane you're creeping me out…
Nya: 2X LOL!
Jay: NEW YORK CITY!
Cole: Moments passed but… why NY?
Lloyd: IK why
Nya: Yeah I'm with Jay
Kai: WUUUUUUT?!
Zane: AMARICA! AMARICA DON'T CRY!
Lloyd: Their going to watch that stupid ball drop….
Jay: YA KNOW IT!
Nya: See u on TV
Kai: I hate you both!
Jay: We know
Zane: LIFT ME UP (LIFT ME UP) GIVE ME STRINGTH TO PRESS ON!
Nya: Even the echo
Jay: So wut else is everyone else doing this New Year's Eve?
Kai: Working out…
Lloyd: Going to da store
Cole: Uh same as Kai
Zane: BERNOWOOO OR WEE AMARICA! AMARICA! DON'T U CRY!
(Kai, Jay, Cole, Lloyd, and Nya leave .:New Year of 2016:.)
Zane: ALOOONE
The Wu Dude: Yo Bra
Garmy: …
The Wu Dude: XD
Garmy: Classic little brother immaturity…
The Wu Dude: Whaaaaat, Naw I gots the longer beard than u! Me WISE
Garmy: *Got
(The Wu Dude has left)
Garmy: … LOL!
Zane: Lol
Garmy: 0.0
JO JO: Yo slow mo
Jay: Dang it who is this?
JO JO: Kai
Jay: Lloyd must have broken into my contacts
JO JO: Does he know ur pin code?
Jay: 0.0 Nu
JO JO: Ok whats my contact name?
Jay: JO JO and how could he have done it? I'm on a plane!
JO JO: He must have before you left
Jay: I changed ur contact
Kai: SWEET gtg byeee
Jay: Bye…
Jay: and the hunt shall continue
Crazy Singing Guy: Indeed
Jay: 0.0
Mole: Hey Jay
Jay: Cole?
Mole: Yes…
Jay: ok
Cole: Why?
Jay: Who is this?
Crazy singing guy: Zane… WHO WANTS TO DREAMMMMM I WANNA DREAM…
Jay: Makes sense
Zane: MAYBE I'M BREAKING UP WITH MYSELF
Ur Babe: Hey
Jay: Nya?
Ur Babe: Yes….
Jay: OK!
Nya: Why?
Jay: LOL! No reason…
(Kai, Jay, Cole, Lloyd, and Nya reenter .:New Year of 2016:.)
Kai: How come we always return to this chat?
Jay: I forgot why we left
Zane: DO U KNOW DO U KNOW
Lloyd: I remember…
Cole: Zane I will pay you $100 bucks if u stop
Zane: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Jay: I should start singing… 0.0
Nya: Lol!
Lloyd: That must mean no
Kai: Ima gonna go shower
Jay: You showered yesterday
Kai: I do it everyday
Nya: -.-
Kai: I gotta finish watching this chick movie with all these pretty gurls
Cole: WHATS IT CALLED?
Kai: IDK I found it on TV… There's the HOTTEST ONE!
Jay: Cole, is it The Agony?
Cole: Ok that sounds familiar
Lloyd: Same person, Cole.
Cole: UHHHHHHHGGGGGGG
Nya: Lol
Kai: Cole, its channel 236 on the TV
Cole: YUS
Lloyd: Excuse while I do nothing with that knowledge
Cole: Who says that?
Zane: Same show
Cole: NUUIUUUUU
Nya: Cole the channel for the show is 296 look it up…
Kai: THERES A CHICK IN A CAT FIGHT
Cole: I'm too amused with Kai's programming to go to Nya's channel
Zane, Jay and Lloyd: Get a life guys…
Nya: LOL!
Kai: Lloyd its obvious ur watching it too…
Lloyd: *^_^*
Nya: Lol
CRA CRA: Jay?
Jay: UHG who is this?
CRA CRA: Lloyd…
Jay: Did u hack my phone and change my contacts?
CRA CRA: Nope
Jay: Hello who is this?
Grandma: Garmadon…
Jay: What's with the '…'
Garmadon: Cause you never text me.