Alfred once go to England for vacation. He went to some restaurant there. While waiting for his ordered food, he looked down at his watch. He realized his watch was set to the time of his country, USA. Alfred asked a man behind his chair, "What time is it?"
"Toyme? Wot's that?" Replied the Brit.
Alfred noticed he didn't have a watch. He looked around and nobody was wearing a watch.
Big Ben started to chime. Everybody around him stopped what they are doing to count the bong with their fingers. A man crashed his car for trying to count the bongs. A waitress dropped Alfred's orders to count the bongs. A man ran down the street screaming, "OI IT'S 7 BONG!"
Alfred never went to England again.